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Mar 28, 2016 10:14 PM
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dancerfromak
This is what it's like to drive at night when it's snowing
radicaleb
Didn't end in plaid, disappointed.
Syppi
This is what happens when a hyper drive developes that stop start cough sputter.
TomGetsIt
Expected dickbutt.
Notthedroidyoumaybelookedfor
Nothing like a blizzard in march!
musclesbanana
Phone is now broken, directions were unclear
notthesameasmyotheraccountss
Tripping right now. Gonna have to come back later to see what this actually looked like.
goflyblind
they've gone plaid!
KingGene
"THERES NOTHING FUCKING OUT HERE!"
HandsomeJacksBodyDouble
Instructions unclear, broke monitor screen attempting to upvote.
stewy2201
We went plad.
batukhan
plaid*
ImmoralFetus
Engage.
SaltheartFoamfollower
killjoy6715
I sneezed right before it moved. Scared the shit out of me.
TrippinInaBox
The internet has conditioned me to expect dickbutt w/ these kinds of posts. I have to admit, there's a part of me that is a bit disappointed
Savagecrafty
Weeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee
DontLoseYourWay
SPAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAACE MOUNTAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAIN
manwhofightsindress
eeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeW
bdogamus
SuperViking3000
I dont want to be here when the acid kicks in
TimeTravellingVolunteer01
I was searching for a dickbutt in the stars !! Is there one ?
YourMomLikesAnal
When is the snow expected to stop?
PsychoSupport
Star Raiders!
Kingdannyt
Was expecting Cera. Pleasantly surprised
ThePelican
I PUNCHED IT AND IT STOPPED AM I A SUPERHERO?!
sendmemesnotdickpics
Driving in the snow
GerberLegalTeam
I was waiting for it to go plaid
MrExzibit
Just me or was you expecting Cera at the end?
Hitchgaffa
Ludacris speed!
MatthewScottComedy
Spotted the Tesla driver.
xevira
not enough plaid
imakeeper
*Ludicrous Unless you are referring to the rapper.
RubberChickenGoD
Hitchgaffa
It’s been 5 years but Spaceballs hasn’t aged one bit since they are traveling ludacris speed.
stopitcharlesgetoutofmyhead
Using general relativity as a framework, this velocity, if it were not impossible, would cause you to travel backwards in time.
3YearsaLurker
Interesting. I bet there's a sci-fi novel out there somewhere that uses that theory.
picturesarenice
+1 for the speed of causality.
TAKEITEASYIMJUSTKIDDING
Not if you wrapped a warp field around your ship like the good ole 1701-D (im a 90s kid)
HomelessToddler
Technically no. If e=mc^2 where e is energy, m is mass and c is the speed of light in a vacuum, (also we have to assume ideal conditions) 1/
ChimneyImps
Actually, these are just really small stars.
shawnemack
Then I could go back and bone your mom when she was still hot
TheRealDurdan
Which is never
TheRealDurdan
Which is a paradox
datalyst
Technically speaking a trip at this velocity would cause a mass increase due to the mass equivalency equation. This mass increase would 1/2
datalyst
2/2 cause a bend in the brane (also known as space time), elongating space time and causing the travelers to experience slower time.
IlikeOverExplaningJokes
I'd imagine the trip wouldn't last longer then 12 parsecs or so.
YourSecretSantaSHHHH
Wasn't it 14?
saradactyl
Oh goody it's my turn to be the pedantic asshole: parsec is a unit of distance, not time.
NotACanadian
whoosh
JethroQWalrustitty
They are one and the same at the speed of light
DeanMachine16
Don't you mean forward in time. So far backwards hasn't been theoretically proven to be possible.
NotACanadian
That's at sublight speeds.
previoustopcomment
Neither has moving faster than light, but given relativity if you could it would have the effect of moving backwards in time.
stopitcharlesgetoutofmyhead
Think of it like standing at the end of a hallway, waving, then running faster than loght to other end of the hallway. When you reach the...
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side you will see yourself waving and be in two places at once. The faster you go the more you can influence causality. For instance...
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a person watching you wave after you moved and then waving to the new wave instead of the old. The old wave hasnt reached her yet.
stopitcharlesgetoutofmyhead
You could quite literally say to yourself "dont move if you see yourself" and cause a paradox.
earthmasterplanet
Nice. Hey I heard han solo can do this run in 14 parasecs
CptJero
TWELVE!
FennelKennel
12
neverknowsbest138
PARSECS!
catchmorehoneysbeingfly
Measure of distance, not time. As typically misconstrued
siler7
CAPTAIN Han So...wait...sorry, wrong franchise
Enderman526
14?!?!
villified
*could
PleaseHelpMeIHaveAnAddictivePersonality
Why do you hurt me like this?
IXHurricaneXI
This is too early for that
FlamParadiddlediddle
I never understood this. Is it sopposed to be making fun of him cause he doesn't know what he's saying?
BisexualKneeCap
It's around a black hole or something - he did it in less time by going closer to the black hole
PapaJohnsLargePizza
Parsecs is a measurement of distance. In the movie you see a very subtle reaction from obi when he says it, like obi knows han is lying
BisexualKneeCap
i meant to say less distance - closer to the black hole = less distance, you cant really comment on what that reaction means, plus 1/2
BisexualKneeCap
it being a black hole was in the extended universe that doesnt exist now so my point is moot really