MatthewScottComedy

15174 pts ยท April 2, 2015


Who says I can't be trusted? Imgur. That's who. Comedian in Cleveland getting coughy. Thats a sick joke. @matthewscott_comedy IG @matthewscottlol TW To the league of legends player who wanted that name: my bad.

It was my momma's bday, so I made her dis.

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We're living in strange times.

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Even if I had done this damage, I still would have made the joke. But proud to call it OC.

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JAN 4, NEVER FORGET

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Reposting from my original because Valentine's.

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Wasted.gif

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View from my balcony.

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Most polarizing statement of 2016.

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Don't jinx it!

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Florida Man urged not to shoot at hurricane Urma. On another note; man, I'm weak.

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Whose Line, and Puppy post (mostly)

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Key and Peele sketch characters are available to draft in Yahoo fantasy!

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I got my 1st shot today.

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No means no

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That's me, with the side part.

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Tie goes to the top of the belt buckle....

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Dark humor?

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31 and this is how I'm still "helping out" at home with the rents.

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Swingset in the back n' e'rething.

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Let's see how this does. Pet tax included.

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I'd put it on a pedestal

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Lazy title,

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Hmm...

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My sentiments on this notification, exactly.

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Simple math.

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We care.

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Beef required

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Today was a good day.

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I'm almost 31, and...

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Clevelander, here.

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JR hid a bottle of Jack Daniels from the camera in Cleveland's last ALCS. home game.

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Ope, sry.

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Straight out of Marshawn Lynch's book.

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That's show shweeet!

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Lni. Throwback Thursday. You heard it here first.

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Omg I'm so bored

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mrw I want MORE.

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Wish I could have located the gif.

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All I want to know is.... whoo's comin' with me, mannn?

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A little light side of the humor, I think.

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When I don't feel like meeting someone..

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Now watch me sh*t, now watch me post post.

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super simple sh*t post.

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Why are you unemployed? (0c)

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I couldn't help but shay it like dish.

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My OC shitpost feels funny

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It's not even a question.

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Needs work. w/sound though.

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The title can name itself.

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Dwayne Johnson '16

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Java...

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I am a better host than a comedian*

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20/20 vision

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Word from your mother.

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OP/OC, but if I did steal it from some baby-boomer that doesn't understand the internet somewhere, THAT someone's nephew, please tell them I didn't mean to.

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I LOVE women!?!?!?

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Aye aye, Caption.

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In case you're not sick of basketball yet.

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It's a real thought that I had.

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I've just got something in both my eyes...

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