It was my momma's bday, so I made her dis.
We're living in strange times.
Even if I had done this damage, I still would have made the joke. But proud to call it OC.
JAN 4, NEVER FORGET
Reposting from my original because Valentine's.
Wasted.gif
View from my balcony.
Most polarizing statement of 2016.
Don't jinx it!
Florida Man urged not to shoot at hurricane Urma. On another note; man, I'm weak.
Whose Line, and Puppy post (mostly)
Key and Peele sketch characters are available to draft in Yahoo fantasy!
I got my 1st shot today.
No means no
That's me, with the side part.
Tie goes to the top of the belt buckle....
Dark humor?
31 and this is how I'm still "helping out" at home with the rents.
Swingset in the back n' e'rething.
Let's see how this does. Pet tax included.
I'd put it on a pedestal
Lazy title,
Hmm...
My sentiments on this notification, exactly.
Simple math.
We care.
Beef required
Today was a good day.
I'm almost 31, and...
Clevelander, here.
JR hid a bottle of Jack Daniels from the camera in Cleveland's last ALCS. home game.
Ope, sry.
Straight out of Marshawn Lynch's book.
That's show shweeet!
Lni. Throwback Thursday. You heard it here first.
Omg I'm so bored
mrw I want MORE.
Wish I could have located the gif.
All I want to know is.... whoo's comin' with me, mannn?
A little light side of the humor, I think.
When I don't feel like meeting someone..
Now watch me sh*t, now watch me post post.
super simple sh*t post.
Why are you unemployed? (0c)
I couldn't help but shay it like dish.
My OC shitpost feels funny
It's not even a question.
Needs work. w/sound though.
The title can name itself.
Dwayne Johnson '16
Java...
I am a better host than a comedian*
20/20 vision
Word from your mother.
OP/OC, but if I did steal it from some baby-boomer that doesn't understand the internet somewhere, THAT someone's nephew, please tell them I didn't mean to.
I LOVE women!?!?!?
Aye aye, Caption.
In case you're not sick of basketball yet.
It's a real thought that I had.
I've just got something in both my eyes...