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viila
#2 - I aint afraid of no damn thing, but I like to have the damn pillows stay on the bed while I sleep...
AustimousPrime
#8 eight is the correct answer.
alkerone
#8 Eight, but four is acceptable if you're in a hurry
RollToSaveAgainst
#19
Silkyninja1
#8 eight. The correct answer is eight
TheGoodKevin
8 chuggas.
slightskew
#5 this is in the Field Museum in Chicago!
LUH3417v2
#8 eight
GroovyLiberator
#2 Put your bed in the middle of the room and collect the pillows from the floor all night
Hashbrown123
Headboard.
aThingWithTheStufAndTheJunk
Then why put it in the middle of the room and waste space?
Doonesman
#39 Is this fucking Los- no, no it isn't. False alarm, everyone!
Sauroctonus
Just an easily excited twitter user.
jqubed
That’s what I expected!
Stormycakes
#27 I’m pretty sure I work with those spinaches. Every email makes me go “This sh*t had to be written by some brainless f*cking plant.”
VaultGirl69
#33 When I used to take heart medicine, the ER doctors told me to stay away from grapefruit. Certain foods can interfere with medicine.
drhobotron
There's a class of sleep drugs that when interacting with grapefruit juice can cause night terrors and sleep paralysis.
fastlaserjockey
#15 WTF? How are Even hailstones deadlier in AUS?
jqubed
We get them in the U.S. too, mainly in tornado alley
AstynaxPie
Straya ?♂️
applesforjuice
#33 i love grapefruit it tastes like it's healing you. Also aren't lemons human made (I assume against God's wishes?)
Sauroctonus
Yeah, they're hybrids of other citrus fruit. Citrus also don't grow on trees. They grow on bushes, but the lower branches are cropped >
Sauroctonus
< for easier harvesting. I think that's why they paint the trunk white, to protect it from direct sunlight.
applesforjuice
Considering they're probably tied with orange and lime for most popular citrus, it's a fun fact that we created them. Like modern corn
emilyd331
One of my favorite dumps of all time tbh
AstynaxPie
#47 how I feel after your kind comment
Sleepingpanda1260
#15 fucking Straya
jqubed
Definitely seen this out of tornado alley in the U.S. also
AlcoholicsAnonymousBYO
Who needs gangland shootings when the weather does it for you?
ENCHANTMEN
#28 this is probably just a sensor that reports via email and the journalist decided to make it clickbait
Aplakka
Yep, an infrared camera looks at spinach and the camera sends the emails based on what it sees.
Aplakka
https://www.globalcitizen.org/en/content/spinach-sending-emails-climate-change-scientists/
EroticZombiePants
#2 I'm a one-wall single. Nightstand on one side, a little space and then the closet on the other side.
Sk3tz0
I actually sleep as per bottom right..
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ItHappenedInThe20thCentury
This is a valid, rational explanation. I still don't trust you, though.
Sk3tz0
It's the exact reason I sleep like that when I get cramps in feet and calves.
Gaelwyn
Same, but I have a wall in one side also.
SmergBlaerghl
My bed's close to walls on both sides and in the foot end, with only the end where I lay my head free, so I kinda gotta channel my inner 1/
SmergBlaerghl
gymnast every time I get out of bed. The reason being I have a big bed in a small room, and I don't want to have mye head by the window. 2/2
Kennisibueno
#46 it's because corporations are people. pronouns are cha/ching
TheGriffin
#10
TheYoungerChrisEvans
#2 bed against no walls is when you like rough sex but you have roommates.
Nostradamuswaswrong
What about corners? Not the corner of the walls, the corner of the bed, so it's just not aligned with anything?
cabbageisdelicious
#8 eight chuggas, in two groups of four
slotheroll
#3 having just finished the dishes, this one made me feel disgusted.
toomanymemesandnotenoughmemeory
It’s so yummy tho!
Arracor
....what fucking movie was he a cowboy in...??????
narniasreal
Quigley, awesome movie
MoreButterForMyHam
An Australian Cowboy
narniasreal
IHaveAGuyForEverything
#8 8. Full stop.
pigoverthere
ToastedVanilla
I'd go as far as 28
Moolicious
I'm partial to 6
benreilly10
Nah I think it's 12
UWantSumFuk
Bro your train running on the Trans Siberian Railway or what?
benreilly10
Idk man I just feel like it's three rounds of "chuggas" followed by a "choo choo". Wasn't that how he did it in Major Payne?
SDgoldilocks
4
Coca08
Literally Dr. Oz.
somnif
Funny thing, back in ye olde times, tasting urine WAS a medical diagnostic technique. It's how one could ID diabetes, for example.
Sauroctonus
Without advanced chemistry, I guess it's the best method.
PinPointSnarkuracy
You mean Sugar Foot?
somnif
Diabetes mellitus, roughly translated (from greek), sweet liquid passes through. So... sweet something, certainly
wandergirl
#42 we had a secret family password. If they didn't know it, my mom didn't send 'em.
drhobotron
Was it "candy"?
FuzzyX
So what was the password? :-)
IconicM
#35 Because there's only 3?
devo27
There's five. One walking away from the group as well :D
IDontKnowWhatToDoAnymoreAndImTired
There's four. Hint: the fourth is wearing camo.
casbott
Look for the Navy glove holding the bottle - on the left of the toast clinking, and then imagine The Predator is the arm.
mycoffeeartjourney
This has got me confused too
RampantHedonist
I've finally seen an arm straight to the left... Impressive camo!!
mufasa1028
Omg yes
evil66gurl
Thank you.
adjacentengels
#3
DarkSock
panchita86
StabbyMcMurder
#8 CHUGGA chugga chugga chugga CHUGGA chugga chugga chugga choo choo!
areyouelonmusk
No
SmashySashimi
StabbyMcMurder
I got an award for this comment and I cannot be prouder of myself right meow.
qroniq14",
This is the way
bigbeard7450
I'm a real life train conductor, and I can affirm this is the correct amount of chuggas, with the proper placement of emphasis
bfmama
8 is ideal, 4 is acceptable, 3 is okay, 2 I could live with, but 1?! That's just psycho!
Sauroctonus
If there's just one chugga, there's something seriously wrong with that engine.
BrokenTimeMachine
Thank you!
ExpectedDickbuttGotDickbutt
feryooday
It’s 7, I will die on this hill
beepbeepmeow
Yes yes the batman rhythm!
DaveDreamsOfDumplings
It's mostly chuggas. Verry few choos.
jackmiton
Yeah, 4 minimum, always an even number, no real max. As long as we're very clear 1 and 3 are both pure insanity.
pigoverthere
undeadlemur
Major Payne sends his regards.
streakline210
8 chuggas sung to the theme of 60s Batman.
Imadeanaccounttofavandforget
I do 8 chuggas so that I can say it in the form of the Batman song
ThoseWereTheDroidsYouWereLookingFor
Personally I like two sets of Choo choo at the end of the 8 chuggas.
StephanachoCheese
I’m calling the FBI
NotTinyPancakes
Four chuggas two choos
areyouelonmusk
Yes
ThoseWereTheDroidsYouWereLookingFor
This
badcode4o4
I'm still chugga ing
cmad182
Correct.
Alphareus
Textbook. Flawless. No notes.
milkmyrod
I was worried I was weird until arrived at this comment with 28 sub comments!
imdave600
Knock knock
critausy
Thank you, THANK YOU. It's eight chuggas to two choo choo, always has been.
PTNLemay
Only prime numbers for maximum chaos
dohcohv
ThankYouForYourTime
I saw what you did to my friend!
critausy
Ya want me to show ya a little trick, totake your mind off that meme?
FvckinNailedIt
Fuckin' nailed it.
tomyironmane
you only get a choo choo at a level grade crossing.
wags9244
It's 2 CHUGGA'S and 2 CHOO CHOO'S!!! That's it! No exceptions!!
Marick2Die
8 is the correct answer. Thank you Stabby
StabbyMcMurder
You're welcome
DarkSock
davemymindisgoingicanfeelit
I also use an inordinate amount of chuggas, always have.
StenYngve
I agree with you
Enoan
I'm happy the top comment agrees with 8.
Pupvote
A good choo-choo requires four chuggas at the BARE minimum. This is a fine example.
KyssedByFyre74
I came here to say this. I truly BELIEVE in the 4:1 chuuga choo-choo ratio for conversational use. Love the rhythm of the 8:1 in my soul tho
Adsma2002
whydontiusethesynthesizer246014204711
I feel 4 as it is the /train emote from WoW. I hear it in a male tauren voice ?. Agree with you, though. Screw the kondergarden teacher :(
scarah77
Four chuggas if you're short on time, 8 chuggas for the full experience.
gljames24
I thought 12 was the full experience?
TalonCorps
12 for sure
mostlyjustheretoupvotefunnycomments
You're here for the party, I can tell. I'm sticking with you.
TheUrbanShaman
To much! 4 chuggas is perfect.
brianterrel
This is the way. You have to build up that head of steam!
DylanHebert
12 chuggas. And to mix it up for laughs every once in a while, a barge-like aOOOOga
peterbozeman
It depends on if you are going uphill or are on flat ground.
SexDrugsandSausagerolls
There's a book called "Chuffa chuffa choo choo", I find it really irritating its not "chugga". I can't bring myself to say fricken "chuffa".
drhobotron
100% correct
JHawkInc
Amen. I’d go with 12, but as long as it’s in sets of 4 with emphasis on the 1st it’ll work.
Ponitytto
Yes I'm in the 12 gang too. Definitely sounds better that way.
piscimacy
Where I'm from CHUGGA-chuggas come in pairs not 4s but I respect yours. People who can do an odd number are derailed.
BondulanceDispatch
I had to do it out loud 3 times to count but 12 is correct.
sfcorax
Well hello fellow middle aged person.
spacebeers
This is correct. +1
GoldenBrownApples
I was gonna say, I personally do six chuggas before I choo choo, but everyone is different I suppose.
UWantSumFuk
Chugga Team Six checking in
Froggie243
Six?? It's either two, four, or eight. But six? Well I never
gljames24
Or 12 like I was taught l.
MiniYams
Im curious if the post is implying two chuggas in each chugga, what kind of sociopath would say one or two chuggas? Not enough Chugga!
wooooyoyoyo
Six is the correct answer.
Zonga
Its six before toot toot, eight before choo choo
StephanachoCheese
I do 6 as well. Anybody who says differently should be reported.
UWantSumFuk
CHUGGA chugga CHUGGA chugga CHUGGA chugga CHOO CHOO