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Aug 26, 2015 10:08 PM
Johnnybanmuffins
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Roqinn
I was expecting someone to suddenly die of old age in a second...
ilikeblondehair
GO HOME, GAMER GIRL!
psionicFreak
Holy shit I can hear his voice when I read it! XD
PeaceSloth
I can hear his voice
AGuyWithAMusicDegree
Saucy Sauce: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=xCe8-1dbXZc
DreamHairDemon
Hate this reboot honestly. Classic Tomb Raider with Classic Lady Lara Croft for me ta' very much.
toxicomanie
Loved the game, got super annoyed by pornographic pain noises
Foxafillion
She didn't choose the tomb life, the tomb life chose her
nurb101
Who wrote that? That's like Indy saying he hates ancient objects
deftpink
I hated that line.
NuclearBoxcutter
I thought it was hilarious.
TheDrifter
Ominous foreshadowing is ominous.
Beantwn99
These clueless gamer videos are hilarious!
Jakattak6417
Batman hated bats
NotaLizardmen
Batman chose bats because criminals are a superstitious cowardly lot.
MyFirstUsernameChoiceWasTaken
They plan and plot, but they always get caught
DetectiveBatman
Mostly scared, now he thinks they're cute I guess.
SuccesfulFailure
I'd invade her Tomb.
YouAreAGoat
Sequel is Xbox exclusive. Booooooooooooo.
Solahbrah
shitter's clogged
dudeits2015
she choosy? what day is it?
brb4ever
Bley (the one who's not Conan) did a gaming bit with the Camilla Luddington, who voices Lara Croft. 'Tis funny. https://youtu.be/xu1p26LSSw4
neonoptic
I started watchin it, but the combination of him awkwardly clapping for a second and "Lerruh" made me close it as hard as possible honestly.
javaknowledge
source?
GoBlue
Fun fact: Tomb Raider Definitive Edition is gonna be free on Xbox One next month. It's a fantastic game.
Dragula13
Damn it! I just bought it a week ago.
tablecat
Not really. It's pretty bad. The only thing it REALLY has got going for it, is the graphics and hair physics.
MostIndeedlySo
It's sad that Crystal Dynamics made Tomb Raider an Uncharted clone instead of polishing the already fantastic TR:L and TR:U.
UsChickens
This is the Crystal Dynamics Tomb Raider origin story, where she's just a college student. Filthy fuckin' casuals.
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msa011
I... I loved her voice in that game...
ashmenon
Isn't Lara actually meant to be British?
BritainsNuttiestGuy
There are numerous different accents depending on region in Britain. Her accent was fine considering she is from an upper-class background!
FeltMountain
You know the original Lara is also British, right? And she's voiced by a British actress (Camilla Luddington).
CaptainJackM
Terrible accent? You do know she's voiced by an actual British person in this game, right?
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NuclearBoxcutter
That awkward moment when your own accent is the fake one...or something?
SuccesfulFailure
It happens a lot to us, watching American films. The brit dude in Community has the fakeist sounding british accent. No idea why, thiugh.
UsChickens
My only regret is that I have but one downvote to give for this comment.
gastonlikegaston
I've got a better tomb she can raid....wait..
DarthBaneoftheSith
She can raid my cradle of life?
SocietyInUtopia
Methinks it's the other way around.
ac112
http://38.media.tumblr.com/98affce5505f1e9fab69185b22553758/tumblr_inline_nap2hwKi0D1qi19ku.jpg .....
porkchopexpress
What is this? Are there other funny people playing games?
astrocouldyounaut
Conan does Clueless Gamer in his show where he plays popular video games with no knowledge or experience. Very funny.
porkchopexpress
Right on! I'm a fan, but haven't watched his show in a long time. Thanks, pal!
astrocouldyounaut
You're welcome buddy
smashpro1
This is Clueless Gamer, a recurring segment on Conan.
porkchopexpress
I appreciate the help! I'll be checking that out. Cheers, pal
hoopyhoop
Lara: http://tombraiders.net/katie/screenshots/tr1/lara209.jpg
DreamHairDemon
Best Lara
FenyxKnight
Hot
Johnnybanmuffins
How we all love and remember her
subcolour
she didn't choose to, in that game, which is a reboot
NappaTheFriendlyGhost
Think about it: She spends the mandatory portions running around killing which she HATES. Every now and then she takes a break in a cave or
NappaTheFriendlyGhost
two looking for supplies. super tense scary events plus the only relaxing thing being tomb raiding = a love of raiding tomes. brains r wierd
Masterofdisgust
And is also poo
RadioKies
Also, little to none tomb raiding was done in that game. Also it was the prequel showing how she becomes what she later is: Tomb Raider
OhDavidMyNacho
No tomb raiding? there was plenty of that, granted, the puzzles were simpler, but the tombs were there, and they were raided.
effydarling
I was about to comment this.
ElMatasiete7
She didn't ask for this...
Pipecleaner61
She wasn't even supposed to be here today.
mandalorianpainpleasureprincipal
Yeah Conan O'Brian!
ILikeCoke
O'Brien
FullPlateHero
Hey! Someone else who actually understands the context!
ultramegalisk
Ooooooh! Buuuuuuurn!
Koztah
Eidos made a game where the main character never asked for this? Shocking.
StarvingGarbage
She didn't choose the tomb life, the tomb life chose her.
TheDrifter
Oddly accurate.
Satherian
brah
LonelyDriver
Bruh
Wallaceman105
Bruhhhh
AvatarTommyBee
Either that .. or .. she was young and needed the money.
flyingsolow
They actually did this really well without making her seem whiny and complaining. Her character was fun to play.
ResultsMayVary0
She became one of my favorite protagonists in any game. Cannot wait for the sequel!
xSquirrelly
She got the fuck kicked out of her constantly. Was tons of fun
TheDrifter
Especially when you go ape shit later and start hunting the cultists down like the feminists they are.
Greeneyeddevil
I loved her, she was such a human Lara, a real person stuck in a crazy situation and occasionally going 'Holy shit!' then kicking ass.
DarkUranium
At the start, she was in deep shit. By the end, the enemies were in deep shit.
TheBalto
The two sides are kinda disconnected. She was jumping way too fast from a random helpless girl to a bad guy massacring monster/hero.
employed
some people dose crazy shit when under pressure.
TheBalto
People can be brave under pressure. But the skill set seems to pop out of nowhere. There isn't enough info on why she had the knowledge.
HistoricalContext
My main issue with it was that the game makes a big deal over her killing her first person, then she just mows down the rest no problem. 1/2
HistoricalContext
They could've done a better job with that aspect, but it's my only real complaint, and a fairly minor one. 2/2
yeehaww888
She didn't choose the tomb life. The tomb life chose her.
FrostytheSnowcolt
Well, it's a good thing than that the latest game didn't fucking HAVE TOMBS!
svenneve
One of my gripes with this 'reboot', one of many.
Diezen
I had a lot of gripes with this game, seems like an unpopular opinion to not like a game that is linear, full of action qte sequences...
MMAgCh
They'd considered calling it "Minor Burial Chamber Raider", but that didn't fare so well with test groups.
Kind0ne
ScienceIsntAboutWhyItsAboutWhyNot
Womb Raider
TheDrifter
TIL being impaled makes you look like you have indigestion.
IngrahamLincoln
+1 for title
WakeyWakeyEggsnBakey
Took the words outta' my mouth.
PlutosBeard
ohhh, it must have been while you were kissing me!!
Johnnybanmuffins
Brilliant
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IngrahamLincoln
In this case it's from Indiana Jones and The Last Crusade. So it's technically a tomb raiding pun
S117MC
Aaaaaaand your prize is....+1!!!
ButtblasterMcAssmaster
It really is a great one, and my friend doesn't get it! Haha...ha...
ScoobyScarySkeletons
OP chose....wisely
Bryanalt77
We need more team coco on Imgur
GrapeVan
These bits are always hilarious.
Bryanalt77
Clueless gamers are hilarious
MoDoughSwaggins
His remotes are the funniest things ever
angusman161
I'm pissed myself when he became a Texas ranger for the day
GetSchwifty
Pleas no. Late night shows are the bane of television.
Bryanalt77
I love your user name but I think conan is the exception
GetSchwifty
How can one be the exception? They are literally all the same with just a different person headlining it.
AutumnAtArcadeCity
I would agree if they were all the same person, but different senses of humour can make things, well, different.
HughLaurie
HerpesHummus
Anything with Jordan Schlansky
TheKerfuffle
Holy balls yes.
DirtyBirdofQuestionableGeometry
This is so old, Aaron got in shape since then.
JueDee
Apparently he only took a year of working out though, which is pretty impressive I think
Paralaxus
Why is there blood on her face and in the next screen she is completely clean. I'm seriously disturbed by this.
iPretend
She licked her chops.
purpledevil2203
Two different cut scenes
Ohhhlookaunicorneatingasamurai
Maybe it's blood, maybe it's Maybelline.
shartfearer
cause it's not real
IndigoWendigo
She licked it off, Scooby-style.
NuclearBoxcutter
They're from totally different scenes.
Zamana
Nom nom nom nom?
DirtyA
moreover it looks like the second gif of her is from an older game.
Grizlybear
Pretty sure he came off in the next scene cuz it was raining..
CatSnakePlissken
She's got blood on her face? A big disgrace, waving her banner all over the place.
LieutenantDoge
Two different scenes
fuzzyflump
Because its not the next scene,
Narushima
Editing.
Oscill8s
There's blood on her face because she's a big disgrace.
Oscill8s
I'm so sorry Freddy...
StuntManPat
In the first game she gets progressively more gritty as the game goes on. The second gif is from earlier in the game or from the new one.
ClapClapClapClapClapClap
Got to beta test the new one coming out, it's pretty fantastic.
CatBlaster5000
I'm jelly.
ClapClapClapClapClapClap
You live anywhere near Seattle?
CatBlaster5000
nah
Kjasi
Master Race VS Console.
BogdanBGD
Because she washed her face, obviously.
soridusnaku
What do you think this is... mgs V???
dudeits2015
its like how when you get shot in COD, just wait a few seconds.
FenyxKnight
http://imgur.com/7qE9xBF
CaptainJackM
As I went to click on this, I thought "please be the "magic" gif". Thank you.
alwaysbringbanana
I've been wondering for a while what this is from
FenyxKnight
Marinara: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=m1wKxHQmBAg
alwaysbringbanana
Thank you lol that explains a lot