Stopped by my parents' and my dad showed me his cock.
ICYMI
We bought a cat tree
Current mood
Just Biding time.
Running out of heroes ovah here
My FitBit was a bit harsh on me this morning.
It's the Morning! with Puddles and Fred (works better with the theme song...)
Are you guys watching Deadbeat on Hulu?
Morning time beers
2016 has been a bad year for Zoolander cameos.
Makes a good point
SLOW DOWN I WANT TO ENJOY THIS
I hear you guys like cats...
Just Fred being Fred
Shaq falls
Makes it look so easy.
The Original Kitten Mittens
This is a caption about Fred.
Imgur's Front Page on any given day.
New Starbucks cups have common girl names printed on cups to save time and Sharpie ink.
Quadruple Backflip
Poor dude is about to drown and the only person that isn't driving away won't help because they are too busy ice fishing
Oh I'm sorry...
After working Christmas Eve, New Years Eve and New Years Day...here's MRW everyone else is going back to work.
A few days ago, I submitted this to Imgur
Banksy does NY
So rewarding
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MRW somebody replies to a comment I made 3 years ago...
When an Imgurian reveals that she has female reproductive organs.
A Bryan Cranston Mic Drop GIF for future use.
this bag looks upset
Am I the only one that gets way too upset at continuity errors?
John Oliver on misquotations on the internet.
This makes me love both of them, even more.
Silicon Valley...
I actually laughed out loud.
That's not how it works. That's not how any of this works.
When my upvote gets somebody out of the 'Bad Replies' section.
American Fast Food commercials
I've always wanted to try this....
This doesn't really need a title.
There is "rich" and then there is "flying around Dubai on jetpacks rich"
MMA fighter argues with Ref that his opponent is already unconcious instead of pummeling him like most fighters would in the same scenario.
When you finally agree on something
Mascot Road Rage
Obama on Marc Maron's WTF Podcast
Yo dawg. I hear you like M&Ms. So we gave Eminem some M&Ms to give out to some Eminems.
Nailed it.
TIL 'The Perkis System' actually works!
Did you mean...?
Damn it..
Just auditioned to be a voice in a dog food commercial. Channeled my inner-Doug.
Can I have a fry? Please. Just one fry. Oh my god is that ketchup?! Jerry, come on...you know how much I love fries with ketchup. PLEASE JERRY!
Perfect response from Immortal Technique
Derrick Rose's game-winning buzzer-beater
My dad just texted me a photo of him partying with a bunch of frat bros that graduated from Miami University (Ohio)
"Is it a snake?"