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ravi893
Native Mexicans are brutal when it comes to roasting. I always get murdered by my cousins
NoRollTom
Ireland : Don't call us british.
Sodatwigg
I've lived in Norway all my life, and I've never EVER seen someone change in public
buggeredifiknow
to bring tears into her eyes. Soon her eye fell on a little glass box that was lying under the table: she opened it an (54/441)
greatrev
Да
littleputawhocould
In Kenya also don't deny food if offered to you
garthalmighty
Don't do the nazi salute......well no shit
TheVikingWay
As a Norwegian. We don't change clothes in public. Maybe on the beach, but we're not that free spirited. And ask about church if you want..
DeDutchDudeDatDoes
That is a LOT of stupid and unnecessary advice. What a waste of perfectly fine pixels.
bananeflambee
As a french, can someone translate, please ?
meta666
Ha! I was going to say every French person I've met has spoken better English than my spoken French. Then again that's not hard...
TacoLobsterParty
Fuck you this is stupid as fuck.
ThoughtsAndBeers
Idk how to behave in my own country. I think the U.S. would benefit
irwinmauricefletcher
There are at least fifteen things on this list that I wouldn't do anywhere in the world because I was raised by good people.
jenitlz
Kiwis don't really care about the queen do we?
grrfvck
Nope and I'm pretty sure we're first in line with the LOTR jokes.
LordOfErebus
Nope, I don't. I think the previously proposed flag change is a decent indicator of that too. (I know it failed but still)
SabonVous
can't say i care about lotr or the queen and i'm only a fan of rugby during the world cup.
jenitlz
Haha me too (rugby)
Seiken3
The Norway one is completely unaccurate! Perhaps the informal one, but the two others? Pffft.
darthdoctor
United States: Don't talk about anything ever, it might be offensive to someone.
pseydtonne
Wait, we don't talk? Oh right, we talk a lot about nothing. Gah, we do. Sheesh, I'm doing it now.
lasciels
I am offended by your statement
S0nicLightning
I'm triggered by you thinking I'm triggered
StarryPlough
I don't think "top of the morning" was ever said in Ireland at any point, rather than it being outdated
MysticalSpud
Saudi Arabia: Don't.
fixer007
How do you eat a chocolate bar? With your hands?? - everyone in Chile
happyishturtle
Nope, with a fork and knife and napkin in your lap
NerdyNerdTubaNerd
Quit reading after France. All three were wrong based on my experience living there.
omgIDidntKnewICouldChangeMyUsername
As a French, money is really a taboo here. A lot of people hate Youtuber because they "earn too much money".
NerdyNerdTubaNerd
Et vous n'avais jamais entendu quelq'un disputer les prix des choses, ou quand le fromagier ajout la feuille de papier sur les echelles?
omgIDidntKnewICouldChangeMyUsername
J'ai entendu beaucoup de gens geuler sur le prix des choses mais ta dernière phrase est assez obscure
NerdyNerdTubaNerd
desole - c'est la limite sur le nombre de chiffres
NerdyNerdTubaNerd
Une chose que j'ai beaucoup entendu, c'etait que le boucher, le fromagier, le charcuttier, tous, il met le papier sur les eschelles
SwedenIsCool
So Everyone in turkey gets triggered by "when the ___ is just right"
guyslistenherenow
That gesture means "gay" as in a insult I was suprised to see it here also being drunk is not that important if you are on the western side
LtheGreatest
Currently living in Germany, Germans stare a lot!
foreveralohne
Turkey: Don't masturbate in public; it is considered obscene. Sweden: Try not to harass the elderly; Sweds find this appalling.
TheGenuineArticle
"Don't patronise Mexicans, they're a developing country."
cboxchamp
Lmao thought the same thing
pseydtonne
Definitely Patreonize them, though. Their arts kick everyone else's to the curb. Hook up a pendejo, eh?
SmugFarts
Went to Singapore, the fines are hardly ever enforced. The more north you go, the more litter you see on the ground.
RedDreadMoomba
Getting fined for litter was true in the late 90s. Don't know about now, I haven't been there in years.
SmugFarts
I didn't see a single police officer, just the security guards for the marina bay shoppes
ImToxxiic
Rule nr1 in germany don't talk shit about our bread and/or beer i fucking dare you.
PoindexterQMantan
I'd never. I miss my southern German time for those two reasons...and the people, but mainly the fresh beer and bread (Tettnang Area)
Hazroth
Fellow German wholeheartedly agrees
Basementpooper
All of your beer tastes the same. There, I said it ;)
SchelmineGranger
Since it tastes amazing, that means all beers taste amazing ;)
Basementpooper
Well yeah, would be awful if it all had the same shitty taste. Would be nice with a little bit of variation sometimes though
ImToxxiic
We germans start drinking beer at 16 we can smell our favorite beer if need be
rando84
As an American, it's frustrating that no one makes decent bread in this country.
NyanDroid
Bread is what keeps this great nation united.
spinbutton3
Depends on your town. Here in Raleigh we have some amazing bread makers and bakers. ♥️♥️♥️
laddeao
Is there something wrong with German bread?
TraitorousTrump3
Is there German bread?
thatclimbingguy
It's actually some of the best bread there is.
ChronologicalMyopia
Absolutely not. God damn, don't you listen?
BenWyattCalzoneKingandIceTownClown
It sucks same with their beer apparently
Saffron89
God no! Thick breads with dense and chewy crusts....ooooh mama I miss being overseas!
IreadtomuchDresdenFiles
Of course not. And we have as many different bread-types than France has different types of cheese.
NyanDroid
Bread
Belvedere86
It's delicious and I don't have any, that's the problem.
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Deathfrombelow
I visited Germany for about a week. I miss their bread.
Tigergurke
I like Norwegian bread more and my Norwegian bf likes our German bread more^^
ImToxxiic
No.
warsteel
I want German bread now I'm curious to see how tasty it is
cutebunnies
ALDI has good german-ish bread in some countries.
PeteHogwollop
German bread is amazing, German food is amazing, German beer is amazing. If God came to earth, he would live in Germany
warsteel
ahh but what about the german women eh cant beat our canadian ones though will admit you people can be fucking beautiful
warsteel
pshh keep him I want odin in my country glory to the All Father!!
ArcherGifs
What if I go there and just wish literally everyone i see a happy birthday?
goddonutautocucumber
Everyone will think you're retarded, but they won't be mad at you. That 'superstition' mentioned in OP does simply not exist here.
ArcherGifs
Happy birthday
goddonutautocucumber
I'm German so I'm not allowed to make a joke in return.
gr33narrow
German bread is superior. More complex flavor that goes well with the beers.
TheZulthar
Pumpernickel = devils fart?
lowsky
Ate 3 slices some days ago. Can confirm. Luckily i wasn't very hungry...
chargeling
Bumbumbum, der Tod geht um. Schon wieder einer tot, vom Pumpernickelbrot. (Imagine a slight Saxon accent.)
Trollingstoned
I'll leave the beer alone, but the first characteristic I want in my bread is not "dry and efficient"
ImToxxiic
Oh excuse me for not wanting a whole block of butterbin everything i eat
Trollingstoned
I was thinking of baguette or ciabatta, not American white cake
Thedoublestuff
As a mexican dont be offended...puto
eightcastles
fucking classic
RenSnow
Caremono
7-0
MajorHeadass
Stop you're triggering me
KellyanneAlternativeFacts
:( was at the game. So sad...
Philosophdog
As a Norwegian, wtf is this changing in public thing?
lolerot95
People here in Norway will think you're weird if they're clothed or not. Don't stare at people you don't know
StonesOnTheHill
Never heard about it either.
wadbongo
As a Norwegian, I don't know..
Lunarion12
I looked up the source, it's basically a forum, and one guy said people sometimes change on the beach.
Lunarion12
https://www.quora.com/What-should-I-absolutely-not-do-when-visiting-your-country
Shitzamboni
As a Swede, even I don't believe you're that strange.
Lookclosely
You wanna try it out? I can be the one that's supposed to look away.
Janusha
Bare tull. Den siste er vel grei men de to første er jo helt feil.
Seiken3
Sett mye rart her på Imgur, men den der tok kaka...
ColonelObvious
I tried this in Norway and was stabbed with ski sticks by a group of locals
Thrndm1
Was thinking the same..
TheGingerBeardedBiologist
Maybe it's a scheme to attract more tourists as they know about the beauty standards.
Veldareth
Alle tre er jo egentlig på trynet.
Hummlemuffin
Helt enig. OP har gjort en veldig dårlig job.
Veldareth
Business Insider gjorde en dårlig jobb :P
tobiassolem
Haha, norska är ett så roligt språk. "På trynet" hahahaa
Veldareth
Det gir mening, på en eller annen måte - på trynet som i å snuble og gå rett på trynet :D
MagicalMeows
Den siste stemmer jo. Vi går ikke rundt og sier Herr og Fru sånn som i Engand. Vi bruker som regel bare fornavn, selv til lærere
Zmokahontas
:D I speak Spanish!
Veldareth
Gjerne ikke når det kommer til folk man ikke kjenner derimot, ikke etter man er 25-ish.
skywards
German here: when we had a small exchange with a swedish school choir they made lots of fun about us calling our teacher Herr xyz :D
MagicalMeows
Yeah it's weird for us scandos. People are people, no need to give titles.
Sodatwigg
Samme me å snakk om religion, det e ganske awkward
Veldareth
Litt awkward kanskje, men det er ikke akkurat tabu på noe vis.
paralleltitan
Ska upvote norsk konversasjon alltid.
fartalert
Jeg lo relativt høyt av den første. Nakne mennesker er det altfor lite av, dessverre
ohnosky
For a moment I thought you guys are really weird.
cptkipard
You mean really awesome.
Norheimsund
Oh we are, but not that weird