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Sauce is thelatestkate.tumblr.com
Feel better <3
mycatsnameiscat
I like these! I coach for a living and I think Imgoing to start sending these whenever one of my kids ishaving a hard time or did a good job
Lycrus
"It's your wtirdness that makes you wonderful"
FredTwo
"Bad times are just times that are bad" Thank you, tautology cat
Vorengard
You have no idea how hearing that from a sparkly unicorn means to me
caut10uslyadv3ntur0us
Gotta be honest...I teared up a little
graehall
I wouldn't take advice from #1, he's not actually as smart as he looks.
Panda4hire
Now if he were a crow.
ive0been0sporked
Good post is good. :)
geekily
Thank you, I needed this. I lost my job yesterday and stressed out from studying for the LSAT on Saturday. <3
kurtist04
I don't have to get out of bed today. The magic otter told me so.
LadyJaneFace
Thank you.
TheViciousPickleMan
After a rough few days this came at a perfect time.
ThatGuyWithTheTopHat
As someone fighting off inner demons the past few days, Thanks :)
SpiceBot
It told me I deserved to rest twice, so I laid down on the couch. Best advice I've read all day!
OhMyGodTheyKilledKennyYouBastards
They hate us because they anus
Punnilingus
My failure is an indication of failure
ShannonTheSnakeLady
Failure is when you stop trying
Punnilingus
and I'm a failure
ShannonTheSnakeLady
Idk dude, you're still alive, you've got to be at least sort of trying.
Punnilingus
You don't know that!!
ShannonTheSnakeLady
You're right I don't. Is being a ghost nearly as cool as I think it might be?
shotguncock
Favorited and remembered
Moonadon
You CAN even
yamgo
This one hit me
but then another week starts ...
Aterriblepotato
And you'll make it through just fine, on to the next
blobaborg
I didn't realise how much I needed this until I saw it thank you op
46853
Thanks Coryn
Elaboratefool
Coryn?
46853
#1 is a barn owl. It's a reference to a character who's a barn owl named Coryn
Elaboratefool
didn't know :)
46853
It's a good series, a bit low-level reading-wise, but that doesn't make it bad, it's called Guardians of Ga'Hoole. :)
Elaboratefool
I'll check it out!
TheCutestCl4pTP
I needed this today.
MadScientistInTraining
Same.
goforthandconquer
to yall http://images3.wikia.nocookie.net/shipoffools/images/b/b5/I-know-that-feel.jpg
Itsbellanutellabltch
Me too!
thedarknessvisible
Likewise. Stay strong.
TXnStuckInLA
Me too. I just found out I'm pregnant, and I don't know if my boyfriend of 6 years wants to keep it.
Violetspeck223
Me too. Read all of them:)
tootallforschool
Was about to say the same
DogeNoseBoopSnoot
i favorited this post a long time ago so that i could come back to them on a day like today when i really needed to see it. Thanks OP.
Bombayisveryverynicethistimeofyear
Yep, me too. We can all do this. One day at a time!
MadScientistInTraining
Same.
themanwithmanycheeses
Same here :) Took a big life changing decision today so this really conforted me!
misterskeItaI
I printed a few out and hid them around my desk for motivation.
ihopenoonehasthisusername69
Me too.
aneyeholeman
Same
IbelieveintheSidhe
I hate how much I needed these. Didn't really work unfortunately, but still nice
ShimmeringShip
I hope things get better for you! {{{Virtual hugs}}}
whatthefunke
All they did was make my cry /:
izzythegoblin
Same :(
goforthandconquer
ditto. it's going to be alright guys/girls... just keep swimming.
kessi
Me too
GreatDaneGirl
Me too - was near tears today - just having a rough year at work.....
nettiebean
Me too. Holding back tears at work now. Life is very hard at the moment. No other choice but to keep going.
butterbuncheesefries
Me too
IndigoAvemour
Same here. Honest to god, I'm now thinking of quitting my job. I desperately need the change and I can't keep selling my soul to BK.
antenara
Me too. Glad my store is empty but I know this is going to be a hard month and I love October. I'm here to chat if you'd like.
nettiebean
Thanks. October is my favorite month too! Feel free to message me.
NeverConfusedForNaught
*massage
nettiebean
Haha! Maybe that too!
ImTheGoddamnBatwoman
Me too, friend. *internet hug*
CatPluff
Me too. Off to plug the cat for a bit. Feel better x
JumpBaconSpy
Lies and slander. Being alive sucks.
WisdomPlaytime
You speak the truth. These cartoon animals are naive children who have not experienced life's interminable agony and hopelessness.
tarataqa
JumboJimbobChills
Only hopeless if you make it so. I find sitting quietly and listening to the world to be worth staying alive for. Anything else is a bonus.
PkHero
You guys write like you are trying to impress a professor
beeratius
44 more images, this better feature both the Cosmic Owl and Ancient Psychic Tandem War Elephant at some point
zigs
Wish I could believe most of this, but... sigh, nope.
goforthandconquer
hang in there. it'll get better.
TopHoneyBadger
As an addict who recently relapsed, thank you.
missjenn
Me too, fellow addict. Keep your head up, you can beat this :)
Rickbot
I thought the otter was saying "you deserve a test"
OnlyfavoritesNSFW
If this wasn't enough to cheer you up, just know people care. And if you're feeling alone: Suicide Prevention Hotline 1 (800) 273-8255.
MinaBaby
And if you have anxiety about phone calls, you could text 741741 to anonymously talk with a crisis counselor.
BallerOctopus
I really agree with this comment, but I have to reply because it came from OnlyfavoritesNSFW and NOBODY ELSE. Seriously???
OnlyfavoritesNSFW
I MAY HAVE AN ODD JOB, BUT I CARE ABOUT PEOPLE.
Selbbub1
For all our international friends <3 http://www.suicide.org/international-suicide-hotlines.html
OnlyfavoritesNSFW
Yes. Thank you.
Durbs42
I have the skype app on my computer, and it interested me to see that this number is free to call via Skype.
RealRaceRiotsAreAboutGettingBlueshelledInMarioKart
They only talk to you if you're serious about ending your life before hanging up the phone. They hang up if you're just "feeling alone."
natachan
Samaritans (uk) have a 24 hour help line.
vannyishnugget
7 cups of tea is also a great site for anyone wanting to just talk to someone.
salriella
Or pm me anytime :)
LiveLikeLarry
Or maybe you're just in need of some cheesy steamy goodness: Pizza Hut 1-800-948-8488
mthrndr01
You have done nothing in your life so vile that you don't deserve better than Pizza Hut.
bonjbop
You have done something wrong in your life when you despise Pizza Hut that much.
mthrndr01
It's true. I ate their pizza, and that was clearly wrong.
AngeIa
Or if you just want somewhere to belong... People to talk to... There's always Scientology! "Scientology: We're not a Cult!" 1-800-587-9294.
Leithoa
If you're not comfortable talking with people there are text chat services like this one: https://www.imalive.org/about.php
dotmpeg
Thank you so much
rhymeswithleek
I read all of these in one go and now I think there is something wrong with me
Shamorza
I appreciate the sentiment but seriously, am I the only one who's totally unaffected by these messages?
catbutshishapipe
lucky boy.
Vortanexus
Be thankful you've never been in a dark enough place for these to actually mean something to you. Sometimes you just really need kind words.
YourFriendlyAI
Or they just might not relate to random words regardless of how dark their life might have been. I don't like this kind of attitude. :/
jeherohaku
Or you've heard it all so many times that it just doesn't mean anything anymore.
canadianwisdom
+1
ym1r
This!
Magpiebones
I usually am, they are pretty basic and so, but I have horrible week behind and these actually made me cry. In a good way.
smirker
I'm affected by them. Feeling slightly bilious.
Corbinator
I thought the opposite of every single one through in my head and had a good laugh.
IAmTheBadW01f
Make this post, ugly animals with mean messages.
QueenOfSparta
I'm going through a hard time now so they hit home a bit. But if I wasn't then they probably would be still cute but not affect me.
Gonnaderpya
Entirely unaffected. I was hoping for something funny at the end where it called me a shit for brains or something, but nope.
noisesnoises
No, I fucking hate these and they actually make me want to hurt myself out of spite. ~YOUR STRUGGLE IS IMPORTANT~, i have no idea you exist.
FrankHorigan
especially now that I just learned that owls are dumbasses
ihopenoonehasthisusername69
I'm usually unaffected by these types of things, but lately I've been going through some tough times. I can honestly say this made a (1/2)
uchronia
We have a whole word net of related terms just to describe the shades of disgust + mechanism of ugh for such things. Platitude, bromide,
uchronia
truism, banality, chestnut, hokum, cliché, hackneyed, trite... 50 shades of ugh.
TheGrumpest
I approve of your lexicon
ZekeAskirion
*APPLAUSE*
ZekeAskirion
appreciate the sentiment as well but this like blares ~*MILLENNIAL GARBAGE*~ at me
emotionalgranola
No, I'm the same way. They're sweet, but they wouldn't get me though the day.
CISMaleScumLord
They are well meaning but in my case ineffectual.
beeratius
I don't know, sometimes things like
hit me right in the feels
LetsTakeBikiniBottomAndPushItSomewhereElse
This was the one. /sniff
balthcat
It's quite a nice kitty, too.
petrichor93
That was the only one that affected me. *hugs*
zombieknees
That was the one that got me
sander1095
That got me as well. I'm gonna keep it on my phone
FrankyBabes
That one and "you deserve to rest". Jesus, didn't know I needed to hear a few of these.
ymDtQG6purKz9eq
Yeah, these... are so good cause they're the opposite of what the rest of life tells us =\
FrankyBabes
I don't know about that, but it's definitely different from what we're telling ourselves on a daily basis.
RobinWilliamsasFreddyKrueger
You goddamn piece of shit.
ialwaysupvoteShibe
I'm affected... I think they gave me diabeeedis
ChloePrice
I find them cute but otherwise empty. 'cause life sometimes just doesn't work out. Sad but true.
ymDtQG6purKz9eq
That's the whole point tho, isn't it? "Your struggle is not an indication of failure" is for ppl who's lives are sucking n blame themselves
canadianwisdom
... and yet, sometimes, when you *think* life is not working out, it's just that you're not having the right perspective. Context is needed.
ChloePrice
Sure, but sometimes you also just have bad luck and its shit. Like, that's really all there is to it. Sometimes it's you, sometimes it's not
canadianwisdom
Precisely. That's the point. Sometimes IS you. No question.... and yet, so many times... way too many times, it's simply that life is shitty
sharkkibble
I am. Tenderness doesn't work for me often. Usually telling me to kindly suck it up, snaps me back to reality instead of overly gentle
ZekeAskirion
something about the way people (NYC guy here) are tender feels so artificial, practiced and bullshit. I prefer people who tell it as is too.
sharkkibble
sentiments, which allow me to wallow while snacking on the cherries from my personal woe cake.
goldensky
I haaaaaate tough love. It just inspires rage, not motivation, for me.
sharkkibble
I get grumpy about it at first, but I am more likely to do something about than if I am told coddle-y things.
goldensky
I'm sort of like a shy cat. If you're nice I'll come out and do something. If not I'll stay there out of spite.
strawbericoklat
I've wasted 6 long years. Nothing can change that.
Vortanexus
You don't need to change it. It helped shape who you are today. Move forward with that knowledge. We are who we choose to be, now and always
JesusCrusader
Nothing but your present and your future can change that.
baconbabyjesus
I put up with soul and confidence crushing abuse for 8 years. Hard place to start from but there is only today & today is better than it was
babydalek
Nothing can change the past. Your present is here and now it's where you go from here that's important. No experience is wasted. Good luck x
azidothymidine
Nothing is a waste if you learn from it. You learned that whatever that was, it wasn't right for you. So it took a long time... So what?
muffinissi
And no point in wasting another second dwelling on it. Be kind to yourself. Set yourself free :)!
Tankynumnums
I was set back in life taking care of sick parents for ~6 years. The turtle speaks to me. I'm in college and moving forward now. You can too
PossibilitiesToCertainties
Going through something similar now, means giving up your life in a lot of ways. Very hard to live with.
Tankynumnums
It's tough because it's engrained in your head that the right thing to do is take care of your parents. But human selfish nature fights you.