Ugh...WHY???
HAPPY CAKEDAY TO ME!!!
Help Eli! =)
My boss knows how much I love you ass holes.
Come at me.
I smite thee!
Imgur - Meet Eli!
Not fabulous, but...
True story
MRW it's Mardi Gras in Louisiana
Damn the memsies!
Fuck yeah, Texas!
STILL walked into it
MRW we get name brand toilet paper at work.
There's 2 reasons why I dig this screen shot.
I really wish this got more credit! It's way awesome.
Woop
Might I add, typing is 100% of my job.
Da fuck you say?
My cats don't like vegetables. They always leave the greenish ones behind.
Jabroni stew
With all the things going on in the world did we forget who's birthday it was?!
Girls bitch, a lot. It's what we do.
"Nothing!"
This brought me some pleasure.
You never cease to amaze me...
I'm sad, but this helps. :)
This brought me some pleasure.
MRW my coworker tells me they put mayonnaise in their Fried Rice
Fuck it, I'll try it, ONCE
Aww yisss.
The choice is yours.
So this started today.
Life's good -
I'm not good at this either.
I love Penguins!!!
We have precious creatures!
It's starting to get annoying!
Bitches be like -
This isn't wrong, is it?
Brought me some pleasure.
Bundle of awwws...
It's 5 o' clock somewhere!
I heard ass always gets an up-vote. Let's see!...
The nerve...
Peaches come from a can::They were put there by a man...
This isn't terrible, is it?
Doing this for something else...
Meet Olivia!!!
There, happy now?