TXnStuckInLA

10912 pts ยท February 25, 2014


God Bless Texas! ...and may you be blessed, too! I'm a Christian, feel free to ask questions. I enjoy the herb. I like to get fucked up. I love my PS3, go ahead and hate me for being a console gamer, I don't care. I have 2 medical degrees. Love love love dogs, however, I'm stuck with 2 adorable, pain in the ass kittens. Oh, and I'm a female! That's all for now. Fuck off, have a nice day, I don't care. =================================== AsAWhiteFemaleILoveFriedChickenandWaffles...never forget

Ugh...WHY???

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HAPPY CAKEDAY TO ME!!!

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Help Eli! =)

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My boss knows how much I love you ass holes.

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Come at me.

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I smite thee!

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Imgur - Meet Eli!

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Not fabulous, but...

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True story

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MRW it's Mardi Gras in Louisiana

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Damn the memsies!

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Fuck yeah, Texas!

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STILL walked into it

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MRW we get name brand toilet paper at work.

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There's 2 reasons why I dig this screen shot.

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I really wish this got more credit! It's way awesome.

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Woop

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Might I add, typing is 100% of my job.

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Da fuck you say?

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My cats don't like vegetables. They always leave the greenish ones behind.

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Jabroni stew

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With all the things going on in the world did we forget who's birthday it was?!

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Girls bitch, a lot. It's what we do.

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"Nothing!"

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This brought me some pleasure.

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You never cease to amaze me...

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I'm sad, but this helps. :)

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This brought me some pleasure.

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MRW my coworker tells me they put mayonnaise in their Fried Rice

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Fuck it, I'll try it, ONCE

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Aww yisss.

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The choice is yours.

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So this started today.

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Life's good -

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I'm not good at this either.

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I love Penguins!!!

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We have precious creatures!

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It's starting to get annoying!

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Bitches be like -

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This isn't wrong, is it?

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Brought me some pleasure.

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Bundle of awwws...

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It's 5 o' clock somewhere!

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I heard ass always gets an up-vote. Let's see!...

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The nerve...

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Peaches come from a can::They were put there by a man...

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This isn't terrible, is it?

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Doing this for something else...

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Meet Olivia!!!

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There, happy now?

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