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$18 a DAY for someone who has a master's degree and they expect you to feed their kids on your dime.
Aug 11, 2022 7:15 PM
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$18 a DAY for someone who has a master's degree and they expect you to feed their kids on your dime.
SpiteLip
18/4.5 = 4/per hour, and they have to buy groceries to feed your kids & supply workbooks? get fucked.
TotallyNotSarcastic
Bullshit
Howmuchistoomuchspam
Wannabe slave owners aren’t good employers
STEMinist
Signing up to take the bar exam had less requirements than this.
gunjee11
Lol, I'd love to see the kind of kid's that will come out of that house
vakler
imyourrealdad
Anyone who advertises for a Trump fan as a babysitter should have their children take away immediately.
Thediciplematt
Lol. Master’s level education for $18 a day… interest on one loan is easily 1x your daily earnings.
TektronixTDS360
I have seen requests from friends which, while not this crazy, are definitely unreasonable
BrokenAnimal
I expect these people to be clinically insane. The same goes for anyone who accepts these terms of employment.
tzxAzrael
i mean it says "you must be a trump fan" right there in the 2nd list... basically the same thing, no?
Yupurineutah
We're Trump fans and so can you! We'll cheat on our taxes and SSI. When you're old you can drop dead like those dirty dems should./s
masteryoplait
Trump fans feel like tax evasion is cool.
kingkongkeom
Why should the nanny pay for snacks? Are the fucking high when writing this?
HelaSisterOfThor
When we had a nanny for the summer (precovid), we paid her a daily rate, plus filled her gas tank, paid for her food, and paid for all
HelaSisterOfThor
Activities they did during the day (movie, ice cream, pizza, zoo). If there was change from the activity, we let her keep it.
MarshmallowFluffernutterPie
I love that the first ones want their children to be intellectually stimulated but they don't keep educational materials in the house.
NickRivieraMD
Oops! All My Fault My Kid is a Moron. Legit though, that almost made me wonder if that was made up. So on the nose.
potentiallyunsafe
You have to feed our kids because we will not be
LurkMasterP
"We've trained our kids to want what they want when they want and expect to get what they want when they want. Make sure you can provide."
masteryoplait
I had a client renovating her townhouse in New York City demanding the GC’s only hire ‘native English speakers.’ She ended up getting excons
FajitaJane
That's less than $5000 a year for a 4 1/2 shift every day of the week.
LurkMasterP
Sounds like lazy slacker talk. A real go-getter will just work 5 thousand days a year.
IhopeyougetstageIIIcoloncancer
It's $4/hr with two separate commutes daily and an explicit obligation for personal expenses which won't be reimbursed. Simply incredible.
flarflarf
I feel like both of these have to be trolls but you never really know.
Andersen81
Sadly no, I have read similary out of this world FB posts.
Misteree8
The state of 1st world, middle to upper middle income parent is ridiculous. The crazy parent stories coming from early child care is real
DisgruntledFerret
In a just world, both of those would be jokes. But there's a LOT of folks out there that are just the right mix of mean and stupid.
MsladyRiver
These ppl are delusional. Either pay a legit wage for your requirements or gtfo.
RooGryphon
What you expect from trump voters...logic and critical thinking?
tzxAzrael
it's one banana, michael. how much could it cost?
Misteree8
1 of many crazy requests from parents with kids in early childcare "booboo report" on a small cut on their childs finger.
NoThankYouIThinkIWill
When my son was in daycare I would get "boo-boo reports" about the dumbest things.
Misteree8
Its because crazy ass parents request it. There's even parents who get upset there kid is late in talking but refuse to get them evaluated
Brhino
These people have not earned the courtesy of having their names pixelated. They should be named and shamed for all eternity.
therearenologinnamesleft
Completely agree.
PWBoiler
My gut says that first one is fake, so might as well pixelate a made-up name.
crypticorb
Imgur site policy, like most every social media, doesn't allow the posting of personal social media accounts of non-public members.
1stCivDiv1371
Except people do it daily on here and nothing is done or said.
SirBagels
I really don't understand this... it would probably take me about 5 minutes to find those posts, if they were made within the last few days.
thefrompleman
and it would take 5 minutes to fake a picture
Arcian
Yes, but that'd be on *you*, not Imgur. Imgur doesn't want its site to facilitate doxxing, that's it.
awesalots
DukeDarkwood
jherazob
Full sauce because it's great: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Rezm7AJYEdw
jherazob
Also related: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=BunrJFs3g6Y
awesalots
Amazing.
DukeDarkwood
Yondu/Poppins mashups were all the rage following GotG2. It was a glorious era.
erinaceus
$18 a day? im an old fat white guy and i could make more money than that dancing naked at the local titty bar.
sleepinggreenidea
Faster, too. You could probably get $18 in a minute if you made clear that's the only thing that'll get you off stage.
erinaceus
lol
nameisunavailable
You dont pay $5 an hour in tax... thats not how taxes work.
TheN8
In UK you can pay that much in tax for every hour you work. But that's only on earnings above the higher rate limit £50k/yr), not $18/day...
FudgeWeasel
Love the second one demanding that you be legally clean, then offering to pay illegally.
PsistormIkura
Offering to /underpay/ illegaly and likely only IF you support the cult
Gayforbae
They're a Trumper. Duh.
CannotBeBanned
And a Trump fan. None of those things line up. Also require education but can't spell through...
Tenookey
Rules for thee, not for me...
kruttlapp
My favorite about it is the explanation of taxes. While I’m unsure what part of the US has 33% tax on 15 bucks an hour. Man what entitled MF
noneofthemknewtheywererobots
It is legal to pay someone in cash
AbstractArtemis
It is legal to be this stupid ^
FudgeWeasel
"under the table" means undeclared, and therefor illegal.
noneofthemknewtheywererobots
I believe because it’s not an actual business it is up to the person being paid to declare the income
DocWats
Not to dispute but don't you only declare if it's above a certain dollar amount?
xj4low
Trump supporters.
JobbyJabber24
We're not talking about the whole 10$ an hour is actually making 15 without paying tax. HAHHAHAHHHAHA WTF
FallingStar7669
Not to mention $10 an hour for a Bachelors degree / 9 years experience working 7 days a week.
xj4low
on call at that with 100% attendance.
Willowknowsall
If you're a nanny, it's not like the parents take out your taxes and send them to the IRS. You are like a third party contractor you pay you
Willowknowsall
Pay your own taxes anyway with whatever income you report to the IRS at the end of the year. Miss Masters degree doesn't know how taxes work
crayons4all
I’d do drugs during the interview
HighFunctioningAlcoholic
... She's a comedy writer. This is a joke.
kruttlapp
But she appears to have found them online.. many comedians make fun of people online.. sure she wrote them herself?
darkdragonempress
Unfortunately in this day and age something being a joke isn’t easily discernible if you don’t know the source.
spiffylookingnerfherder
I've had a conservative-leaning person insist - to the point of annoyance - that getting paid in cash to evade taxes isn't tax evasion.
mycoffeeartjourney
I'll bite, what's was their rationale?
Astramancer
"It's not tax evasion if I do it."
JayEnfield
"It benefits me, therefore it's good."
freezingpilot
Spoiler: it is always this reason.
Weentit
tax evasion isn't a crime unless you get caught
tarnok
BUT THSTS HOW ALL CRIMES WORK!
spiffylookingnerfherder
Didn't have one; and thinking about it was uncomfortable. She'd just always heard putting money in the bank was 'throwing away' a 25% of it.
smorsdoeuvres
Emuc64
"putting money in the bank was 'throwing away' a 25% of it" What?? Don't they know how to withdraw funds? Where does direct deposit go?
spiffylookingnerfherder
Putting a check in the bank means it's counted as income and taxed, whereas getting paid in cash it's not declared and therefore untaxed.
madeejit
Also, teach my kids a second language.
IMakeLotsOfReferencesAndRemakes
And just straight up lying about the "Like making 15 with tax" Tax is going to be MAX 12% meaning $13.20-13.50 should be the UTT rate but...
Heisanevilgenius
If you're making $10 an hour doing babysitting, you're not earning enough to pay tax
IMakeLotsOfReferencesAndRemakes
Full time... and you gotta file taxes when you make $12,550. She'd make that much at only 25 hours a week at $10 an hour. Not sure where 1/2
IMakeLotsOfReferencesAndRemakes
you got that somehow this is not enough to owe taxes... Or close to fair compensation for the requirements. 2/2
Heisanevilgenius
I'm from Canada. I think we have different tax brackets here
CurbYourClassWar
tarnok
That's because taxes are COMMUNISM and that's against the CONSTITUTION! LoL my daddy Trump avoids taxes all the time! Duh
IrishRuffian
“Law and Order” Republican.
Beelsebooob
For republicans, a criminal is not something you become by committing crime, it's a person you are. There's good guys, and there's black 1/
Beelsebooob
sorry, bad guys. 2/2
BanadecCamberbootch
whoopsie doodle idk how that typo got in there
williamtowel
Yep, saw a dude arguing with one about trump. Rep called him poor after not being able to win. Dudes like "I make more money than you."-
williamtowel
"So? Why would that matter?" It's just a label so then can stop listening and start attacking.
TheDreadPirateJayneCobb
And literally announcing intent to break the law on social media
LCMcG
Well call that "pulling a trump" in the biz
GramGram
That sounds like sketchy social media behavior to me...
Jetda
they did declare you needed to be a Trump fan so idiotic exploitation falls right into their desirable traits.
maincarrot
"NO sketchy social media"
LylaLexie
Their names should not have been pixelated.
Endonae
Doxxing is not okay
Retrikaethan
i mean, if you googled part of this tirade you'd probably find the exact post, assuming it wasn't taken down already.
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NoQuestionMarksInDeclarativeSentences
Are all your opinions this stupid?
MedicSailor
Being held accountable for soliciting illegal transactions on social media isn't a witchhunt. No mob justice was called for
LeoSalt
Oh my brother or sister, it ABSOLUTELY means that - the post is public, so it should be made public and available to all.
shakefu
“Witchhunt” implies accusing someone of something they are not (a witch) to find a scapegoat for something or someone.
LylaLexie
Not stupid. They’re discussing committing fraud.
MedicSailor
If their name wasn't blurred, it would help authorities find this person and appropriately investigate.
KingXizor
"Witchhunt" or "consequences"? They put that shit out in public, let them learn just how unhinged they sound. Don't protect the echochamber.
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RyanHaynes
They willingly posted it to the public. If they didn't want the public to see it, they shouldn't have posted it.
hiyo365
Posting on FB to friends isn't really 'public' unless they put it to public setting. Not saying I support their douchebaggery in any way.
Sternfeuer
Having solid, written evidence that somebody intends to break the law is as far from a witchhunt as it gets.
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TheDreadPirateJayneCobb
This has to be a troll, right? Right?
IsolatedAsshole
Oh sweet summer child...
hesbeginningtobelieve
These are definitely fake. First one offers $4/hr for a masters degree.
Muszkatela
both are def trolls, because posts included prices. I don't believe they are legit, but I believe some ppl make such offers.
schlockchurch
Yes, they are. Parents have posted some stupid-ass requests in the past and now it's a genre of meme to make over the top fake ads.
masiakasaurus
The first one at least I assume is
stavesacre
I would guess they both are, yes
jackwagon311
2nd one is definitely not a troll. You know why.
RevolutionOnHerLips
idk telling someone to follow Trump and then pay them illegally feels like it could potentially be a fun troll lol
somnif
That or they're angling for an H1B hire, I suppose...
HighFunctioningAlcoholic
She's a comedy writer. This is a joke.
nickwinters
It's not that far off from real ones I've seen. ?♂️
BeetBoxer
I think the real problem is that Poe's Law is broken and these could realistically be earnest postings.
none442
What is Poe's law?
rocketpanda
Poe's Law is that if you want to know the answer to something, instead of asking, post an incorrect answer and people will correct you.
unnecessarycommapolice
You got me.
RoninOni
Venomagneto
Well done, sir.
TheOnePristineMonk
Fuck you
mattyrich12
It’s impossible to distinguish something extreme like this from a parody. You could easily see it being a joke, or genuine entitled assholes
PrincessLeliana
"please have a degree that entitles you to a near six figure salary, and get paid $18 a day" lmaooooo
wormfood
That one can't be real
trowelwielder
Whoa whoa whoa. If we have advanced degrees we should make near 6figs. I'm gonna have a stern whispering to my manager come monday
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imeanYUUUGE
Tell me you commented on a post you didn’t actually read with out telling me you commented on a post you didn’t actually read
AlmightyThor117
Two different posts, the first one was $18 a day the bottom one said $10/hr
tagiau
#1 and #2 say 18 a day. The third is a different post.
Lethous
To make 100k doing that, assuming tax free and no expenses and 365 work days a year, it would take 15 years.
bazoopers
that's not counting shelling out for snacks and workbooks.
KennyBlankenshipandVicRomano
And gas, and therapy - cause let’s be honest they’ll need it after any exposure to those whackadoos
Jayhatesspidersandshit
Also feed my kids
backrideup9
A 24 year old with a master's at that. Who the hell gonna babysit for you, Doogie Howser? @ $18/day, I'm stealing everything not nailed dn.
DavidBrooker
As little as $1.60 an hour based on the hours she shared.
theshinobi23
Required 1.5 hrs in the am, 3 hrs in the pm. $18/4.5hrs = $4/hr. That's the minimum hrs, so it's the max hourly pay they're willing to pay.
Ryebread91
Oh my God it did say daily! Geeze.
DavidBrooker
Maybe I misread. I thought those were a range of starting and ending times.
Septcanmat
You are far too optimistic with your interpretation.
Tylurker
Nobody wants to work anymore
palmo
Masters degree doesn't get you shit. Not enough to warrant a PhD position and too much for bachelors positions. Also no pay
burtgummersurvivalist
Or literally asking that you have a masters within 6-10 years of graduating HS...
Kabibble
That’s not an unreasonable timeframe. But it’s all pretty fucking stupid. 4 years to bachelors, 1-3 years for masters degree
b1candy2
In the UK a bachelors is 3 and a masters is 1. PhD is then 3. We don't do general classes, just focus on the subject.
Archeron
Looking for Doogie Houser to be the nanny
cyrusthevyrus
*laughs (and cries) in Public Education*
arcgap
entitles?
theshinobi23
I think the word they were looking for was "enables"
TanithRosenbaum
qualifies is the word they were looking for. The degree qualifies them for a job with a new 6 figure salary
VelociRandom
Entitles is a word. Oxford Dictionary defines it as "give (someone) a legal right or a just claim to receive or do something."
Styreta
I'll say, got some serious cognative dissonance from the other comments
HerrHat
it is. So is a bird. Bird is word.
gordy77
Bird is THE word
Maahn
Yes, but it's not the right word in this situation. Just because you get a masters does not mean you are entitled to any sort of job at all
florpglorp
I mean it kinda does? Atleast you cant simultaneously claim that society is meritocratic and that merits do not entitle you to jobs/money.
Mostlydeadpool
ghosts. you summon ghosts and they tell you where the money is.
aloharamada
Oh, so not like...
Mostlydeadpool
those must be the ent-wives that tree beard was talking about "it takes a long time to motorboat an ent-wife..."
Mostlydeadpool
Those are some sizable sap sacks.
aloharamada
Nice alliteration