Do it Ladies!
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It would be embarrassing to get fired before Whiskeyleaks Hegseth if any of them had any sense of shame.
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May 31st was the DOW's best day of the year so far.
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It probably just wasn't a good date.
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"Also stop calling me racist just because nothing can shake my support for a racist."
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Coming soon to a press glazing near you:
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In trump's America there are no bear markets. You're either in a bull market, or waiting for the bull market to resume.
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It just covers all bases.
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Most of these six only found out they had a vestigial spine in their way to the exit.
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Fire up the money printing machine!
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Zing bang!
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Naturally. Granting this request would benefit the wrong party.
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Well Dang, Mitch, do you think there are 1000 different things you could have done over the last 40 years that could have helped prevent us from being in the situation we are now?
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Honestly, he's less embarrassing when he's asleep than when he's doing the shit he does when he's awake.
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Oh no the leopards!
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*Doesn't hold breath*
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"McBurney" is an apt name for this judge considering he just scorched the authors of this law.
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It's getting closer, right?
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I'm starting to think the guy who used to snort cocaine off of toilet seats was not the right guy to put in charge of public health.
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So sometimes news media *is* eager to run with leaked documents.
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What in the point-whoring botfarm is going on here??
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I HATE competitive online games but I like this.
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Trump is absolutely right that the legal system doesn't treat him fairly.
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Donald Trump bringing Harvey Weinstein back into focus just to point out that *Harv* was the victim all along.
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Manchin? *That* Joe Manchin?
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Yeah, the event coordinators had pre-screened all the material and displayed it on the teleprompter, but that doesn't mean they knew what he was going to say!
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They'reTheSamePicture.jpg
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"That's the joke."
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Did the designer of Bowser's castles also do this staircase?
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Senator Grassley promptly got on it 7 months later.
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This controller is what being a younger sibling in the 90s looked like
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Ah shit
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It's the same energy in each.
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Today is a great day to delete Twitter
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I cannot believe the absolute carelessness of Fani Willis.
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I just know I've seen this glowup somewhere before.
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Good thing the real steady hands are in the wheel!
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Spot the lie, though.
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So like... importation? The reverse of deporting is importing, right?
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Apropos of nothing.
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Wowowow. Wow.
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"But they were supposed to fix it and send it back to me to vote again!!" -Lisa Murkowski, probably.
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200,000 subscribers *so far*
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"The word 'coincidence' does not describe luck or mistakes. It describes that which fits together perfectly."
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Someone send this to Gordon Ramsay
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What's the over/under on the incoming pardon?
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How are the returns on Deez shaping up?
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Since it looks like tariffs really are incoming...
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You hate to see it.
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It's a repost, but I'll stop reposting it when it stops being relevant.
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What the hell? Does he think he's texting Elon?
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"The worst person you know just made a great point."
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"No more work from home! Everyone back in the office!!" "No, not like that!!!"
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Saw this headline and thought I'd just clear it up a little.
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Live your life in such a way that people don't cheer when they no longer have to be around you.
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Are you winning, son?
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Boo fuckin hoo. She could have voted no.
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And there it is.
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Genetics is cool.
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