Today I learned I'm allergic to basically everything

Dec 27, 2016 10:01 PM

kindadinosaur

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Also let your kids breathe in microscopic shit from farm animals, supposed to be helpful.

9 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

That's Darwinism!

9 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Does that say "fresh pear"?

9 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

I had similar test done. And yea, allergic to everything although now it's pretty much not a factor.

9 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Doesn't this type of test have a really high rate of false positives.

9 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

Not allergic to shit posting I see

9 years ago | Likes 5 Dislikes 2

My grandpa used to tell the doctor he was allergic to bills.

9 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Looks like your almost OK with fresh porn though.

9 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

Well that escalated quickly

9 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

THE ITCING! MAKE IS STOP!

9 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

We tested my son when he was three, found out he was allergic to eggs... he loves them and eats them all the time with no allergic reaction

9 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

These tests are wrong sometimes, one allergic reaction can cascade to inflame all of them. Try one at a time.

9 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Those aren't actually that bad. Are they still putting you on shots?

9 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Yep, I can relate

9 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Pathetic

9 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Nice neckbeard and ponytail

9 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

Be smart and always carry two epi pens!

9 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

It could just be you're allergic to iodine since that's the carrier they use for 75% of those scratches.

9 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Same 39/42

9 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

I'm afraid to upvote you

9 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

9 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

I'm also allergic to like, everything. How much did the allergy profile cost?

9 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Why the actual fuck did your doctor choose this obsolete method of testing when blood testing is safer, fairly cheap and comprehensive?

9 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Maybe you're allergic to needles?

9 years ago | Likes 5 Dislikes 0

Been through this test. The itching!! I started having allergic reactions to my favorite foods out of the blue. You have my sympathies.

9 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

I would get it double-checked. Had this done to me when I was a kid because I had frequent severe heartburn. Was told I was allergic to 1/2

9 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Basically everything. Took me years to discover I really had chronic reflux. Allergic to nothing

9 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Trees are my weakness

9 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

any specific kind of tree or all trees?

9 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Most trees, the big one is oak

9 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Welcome, brother!

9 years ago | Likes 16 Dislikes 0

We are many!

9 years ago | Likes 7 Dislikes 0

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9 years ago | Likes 4 Dislikes 0

Not for long!

9 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 1

Yeah, I was there too. I was 15 before I knew what it felt like to be able to breathe out of both nostrils at once.

9 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Lucky, I still can't do that. Think I may actually need rhinoplasty though. No food allergies though. So I have that going for me.

9 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

I'd been taking sudafed and Claritin for years and was still congested. Flonase changed my life

9 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Were you ever breast fed? Typically if no, then you may have little to no immunities.

9 years ago | Likes 17 Dislikes 8

First 6 months only, after that child "should" have commenced developing own immune system. Varied exposure in early years is key 1/2

9 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

My daughter wasn't Brest fed, but was with other kids very early on. Snotty as hell for 2 years now at 6 has constitution of a ox! 2/2

9 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

In the mothers breast milk there are antibodies (which fight invaders) these help build the immune system.

9 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

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9 years ago (deleted Dec 27, 2016 11:59 PM) | Likes 0 Dislikes 0

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9 years ago (deleted Dec 27, 2016 11:59 PM) | Likes 0 Dislikes 0

Well then google your own info. It's out there, but since you're down voting what I posted, fuck it.

9 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Neither my brother or myself were breastfed and I don't know of anything that I am allergic to. I know you said "typically" but, a I've...1

9 years ago | Likes 8 Dislikes 0

Found this to also be the case with most formula fed people I've known. 2

9 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

That's a good question I have no idea

9 years ago | Likes 5 Dislikes 0

you can ask your mom, but be prepared to be awkward about it

9 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

If you're allergic to that many things, it's not related to breastfeeding. It's more likely to be genetic.

9 years ago | Likes 7 Dislikes 2

Yes,breast feeding has benefits over formula, but "little to no immunities" is a phrase that brings shame to all doctors(and it's false btw)

9 years ago | Likes 9 Dislikes 1

It wasn't the best choice of words but it gets the point across.

9 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 2

There has been studies showing that when a child is breast fed the mother actually passes along antibodies and other chemicals to aid in

9 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 2

the development of immunities. Basically it's help a child have a better chance at not being allergic to any type of food b or plant.

9 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 2

Of my 2 sons, the one I breastfed has all the allergies. Food, animals, you name it.

9 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

No... that's not how allergies work...

9 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 1

Did a simple google search and confirmed that being breastfed reduces chance of allergies up to adolescence.

9 years ago | Likes 4 Dislikes 1

Source? Because I can't find any trustworthy ones.

9 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 3

Chance of allergies increase when a mother doesn't breast feed long and switches to formula.

9 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 1

Articles say this is true (Google it) and articles refute this. I still agree with breast feeding long term and little use of formula.

9 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

Benefits of breastfeeding for both mom and baby are numerous. Bf my kids, pumped and gave them bm in sippy cups. Liquid gold!

9 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0