Found a German copy of A Clockwork Orange at Goodwill today.
Changed my mother-in-law's VHS tapes around
Guess the Christmas Carols
Christmas Selfie
MRW my girlfriend wears yoga pants
Goodwill find
Ralph Kramden statue in NYC
Natalie Portman in Jackie...
Bully is now available for iOS and Android!
If you flip the MLB logo...
Happy 80th Birthday to Hunter S. Thompson!
RIP Hunter S. Thompson (July 18, 1937 - February 20, 2005)
Screw feminism.
When I get a bonus right before Christmas
When she says she's not in the mood for sex but offers to jerk you off.
MFW I'm investigating the smell of fried chicken coming from the other room.
Classic moment from my childhood
Her boobs had me like
Purple & Pink are DTF, but it's Green who is stealing my heart.
Went for a walk and found this old barbershop.
MRW I get home at night and I accidentally left a light on
My Hunter S. Thompson books
Greatest sweater ever. OH YEAH!
When you're drunk and about to do some weird shit but your friend stops you.
Someone donated their entire stamp collection.
MFW I fart around someone and have no plans of admitting it.
MRW someone tells a joke that everyone laughs at but I don't get it.
When someone asks how you're doing and after they go away
10 Classic Films You Should Watch
My car reached a very important milestone today.
MFW she's deciding on what underwear she's going to wear and finally picks a thong.
50 has great hair.
When your uncle is telling you about all of the sex he was having when he was your age.
MFW I fart around my gf and I just bask in it.
When the head is so good you start to question your entire existence.
Take your fap session to the next level.
I never knew until now.
Syrian refugees be like