heroes in the half shell

Jun 5, 2025 11:07 PM

I feel as though the reason that turtle which looks like a snapper is going toward something moving, is to see if it can eat it. If it gets to be the size of a full grown snapper, it will have no problem finding out if something is food.

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Looks like a pokemon

1 year ago | Likes 4 Dislikes 0

Behold, Dog!

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Omg..I love it!

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It has leukemia

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The turtles I saw today were less cute. Just a whole bunch of big algae-covered monsters givin' me the side-eye as I ran past. Turns out the sides of the trail I like to run are a favored nesting ground for snapping turtles.

1 year ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

How long to these little buddies live? After my 12 year old dog goes in the next few years and absolutely destroys me, is there a chance one of these little fellas will outlive me? Asking for a friend.

1 year ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

There are so many different species in this video...I hate this AI garbage.

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I used to have one as a pet. His name was Socrates and he was the best pet ever.

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Stay rad lil' buddy!

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Very cute

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Those fuckin subtitles

1 year ago | Likes 9 Dislikes 0

Is this AI?

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I don't mean to be dramatic, but I would literally die for this turtle.

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Squirtle

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v

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Oh my God

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My Jimmy says Hello

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Me neither, little turtle

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eeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee

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I miss my Red Ears and Yellow Bellies chasing me as I walked by their tank.

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That is ridiculously cute, I can't even

1 year ago | Likes 49 Dislikes 0

Dog.exe can run on a lot of platforms

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…because it’s such a simple program

1 year ago | Likes 7 Dislikes 0

Java of the animal world.

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Doom of the protein word

1 year ago | Likes 6 Dislikes 0

What a cutie, I guess they can’t all be ninjas

1 year ago | Likes 76 Dislikes 0

What a cute comment

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“Lana. LANA! It’s… it’s a… Teenage mutant dingus turtle!” - Archer, probably

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Note, it’s an Australian animal, any that are overseas have been poached. It’s a protected reptile that requires a license to own.
Source: I have 2.

1 year ago | Likes 18 Dislikes 1

not to mention the satisfying crunch

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Stop eating our young!

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🎶🎵Pop a poppler in your mouth when you come to Fishy Joe's🎵🎶

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What they’re made of is a mystery, and where they come from no one knows!

1 year ago | Likes 6 Dislikes 0

They are not super chill. My Speedie will take your finger off if can get hold of it.

1 year ago | Likes 21 Dislikes 1

/a/UJLBn03

1 year ago | Likes 18 Dislikes 0

Thank you for sharing. He definitely has the look of ‘I’d do it again!’

1 year ago | Likes 13 Dislikes 0

How big they grow?

1 year ago | Likes 6 Dislikes 0

As big as a dinner plate. Speedie is 20 years old and he’s about half that size.

1 year ago | Likes 6 Dislikes 0

do they drink whiskey?

1 year ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Tiktok subtitles need to die.

1 year ago | Likes 292 Dislikes 9

There are versions of subtitles available on Tictoc. Why people choose this obnoxious version is beyond me

1 year ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

You

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mean

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this

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isn't

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easier?

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You mean "unalive"

1 year ago | Likes 15 Dislikes 0

They really help people like me with auditory problems

1 year ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 2

They dont hate subtitles, but the frantic style of one word at a time rapidly flashing in the center of the screen, instead of just normal full phrase subtitles.

Im pretty sure well done subtitles are something most people like, esp if you dont want to turn the sound up or have trouble hearing.

1 year ago | Likes 14 Dislikes 0

Yeah this one here is one of the worst examples I've seen of this type. The words almost overlayed on each other. Normally I can read full sentences pretty quick with subs but these I struggled with.

1 year ago | Likes 7 Dislikes 0

Also means you have to focus more of your attention on the subtitles and less on the actual video or you miss words

1 year ago | Likes 4 Dislikes 0

Which means you have to rewatch the video. How sneaky.

1 year ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

At least it's not an AI voiceover..

1 year ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

I thought maybe it was an inclusive for all types thing, but I haven't heard any proof. If it's not to include more friends to the table, then burn these subtitles with fire.

1 year ago | Likes 17 Dislikes 2

I think it's a matter of "ease" - phrasing takes work and brain power.

Single

Word

Subtitling

Is

Easier

And shitty

1 year ago | Likes 4 Dislikes 0

I can read and process information perfectly well, and they just make reading far more difficult for me. I imagine it'd probably be even worse for anyone with some kind of info processing disorder.

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It's a comprehension thing. Spritz was the first I remember, waaay before Tiktok.

Tiktok has this wonderful way of giving people what they want.. And you'll find that if imgur started using these captions before Tiktok, you'd have everyone applauding how much easier they are...

If it wasn't better, people wouldn't use it. Tiktok trends aren't like memes with 15 years of history and rules to follow, it'll switch 180 week to week if that's the way the public want it

1 year ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 3

This is why its so dangerous and needs to be banned and have tons of money spent on propaganda campaigns against it... 'What if they people want to see what their govt is up to?'.. Yup, it shows you that too.

Ologarchy HAS to keep the gen Xers believing its just fortnite dances and thirst traps, or its all over

1 year ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 1

Hahaha, yeah, it's definitely because TikTok is so great and is destroying the oligarchy with shitty subtitles that people oppose it. It has nothing to do with the Chinese government whatsoever.

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I mean, pretty much yea lol. The data that apparently needs to be so preciously guarded is all for sale legally anyway, haha. And a few moments on it (tbf, like 30-60mins for it to start to be really good at giving you what you wanna see) you'll see it's not Chinese propaganda or control. Just another social media site, but one that doesn't promote outrage (tho if you're an outrage fan it'll give it to you specifically I'm sure!)

Givr it a try. If you like it here you'll love it.

1 year ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 1

"If it wasn't better, people wouldn't use it."

Is that why Microsoft released Windows Vista? Because it was much better than XP?

Every single time I see a video with this style of subtitles, I see at least one complaint about it in the comments, usually heavily upvoted.

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Vista was a massive improvement on XP as long as you didn't try to run it on your underspeced 4 year old XP machine.

1 year ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 1

I remember it being widely criticised as a bloated RAM-hog with completely unjustified system requirements. It was at any rate unpopular enough to have a Wikipedia page dedicated to criticism of it:

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Criticism_of_Windows_Vista

The point I was making, which I'd thought was obvious, was simply that something being new doesn't guarantee it's better than what came before.

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Yea cos an almost literally complete monopoly on operating systems is the same as videos on the Internet that have hundreds of millions of people competing for the same attention. Haha, cmon

You don't like it! That's cool. Lots of people didn't like seat belts at first! (that's not a fair comparison either, but when in Rome.. haha). Seriously tho, it's fine that it's not for you, not everyone has to like everything, but clearly more do like this. It has no value other than its attention keeping

1 year ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 1

But it's not like I'm the lone dissenter and everyone else thinks it's great. Every person I've seen express an opinion on it has said they hate it, except you.

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I personally appreciate them so I can leave my volume off. Especially when I am in public or in bed with my husband.

1 year ago | Likes 16 Dislikes 4

I also don't often use audio, but I absolutely despise these idiotic *one word at the time* pop up subtitles.

1 year ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Ditto.

1 year ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

They could use normal subtitles then. These single-word pop-up subtitles are designed to grab your attention and nothing else. TikTok doesn't care about you, just your attention.

Sad part is, nothing is going to change, because billions of people are becoming tiktok zombies now, even those not using that disgusting shitheap of an app.

1 year ago | Likes 8 Dislikes 0

Sure, but they don't need to "burst," or be only one word at a time. There's a reason that normal subtitles just sit on the screen in full sentences. This obnoxious "style" is an eyesore at best and headache-inducing at worst.

1 year ago | Likes 33 Dislikes 2

Ok but it also got somebody to use subtitles that maybe would not have otherwise

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I use subtitles a lot, but i agree that bubble popping style is hurting my head.. I hate it because i actually need them sometimes and i cant fucking read fast enough to be honest.. I would like subtitles to be whole sentances that are readable instead.

But i have heard other people who listens to videos at 2x speed that they prefer those fast popping subtitles..

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I have kind of the opposite issue. With full sentences a I can read them at climpse 3 times faster than those stypid pop ups.

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