The wrong 80 year old died today.
His obsession with size can only mean one thing...
The perfect headline doesn’t ex—-
RIP: Dolly Parton; she inspired.
Everyone's a critic.
Stalking level: extreme.
No more Kimmel? No more me.
This mayor gives me hope. Already making NYC better and more affordable.
A bit of good news.
Company Cancelled Customized Self-inking Stamp Order. No reason given.
Zombie Juice, aka Coffee.
This is disgusting, illegal, and immoral.
I'll decide who you are.
Isn't it about time?
I just lost the sweetest kitten, I’ve ever had. 03/09/26 - 07/30/26
Bombshell report: Trump's DOJ is using subpoena power to unmask Reddit users who criticize ICE
Most visually annoying building in NYC.
Orange Whiplash
I watched Hegseth’s toxic message to military brass. If I tell you it was super disturbing, it would be an understatement.
What the hell? ‘Like Dogs in Here’
They're going for it, messing w Social Security
When your own reminders are sarcastic.
THE INJUSTICES
CBS = Corrupt B*ll Sh*t
Melania's Press Conference Was A Panicked One.
‘bout time.
I’m not cool with shaming people for their kinks but...
Best description of Donald Trump ever written.
Excellent Disney Trump Burn by Dutch Host Lubach
I watched Hegseth’s toxic message to military brass. If I tell you it was super disturbing, it would be an understatement.
Tastes like chicken
Trump's Cognitive Test
I love Canada.
My Monday Treat.
It's good to see #Trump's inner rot spread externally, easily visible to the naked eye. I guess Donald must have stiffed Dorian Grey when he commissioned his latest portrait.
Anna Banana: Conceptual Artist
Florida’s new detention center will have more than a little in common with a Nazi concentration camp.
Well, that's never a good sign.
Jeezus. Air Traffic Controller Trauma.
Such a NYC headline...
You just can't make this sh*t up...
Be your own health advocate, don’t be a passive spectator
Alarmed.
It's real.
Today's Mood.
Tastes like chicken.
POS
Please stop calling...
Oh my God, This is real.
This is how you do it. Sen Mark Kelly ditches his Tesla.
I’m fairly sure this is what me and my friends would look like if we tried this.
Here is my State of the Union
Ted, you haven't forgotten us!
The Aussie who fueled the fire we’re living in. Rupert Murdoch
5 Years ago. Still true.
No CDC updates? Don't worry, the AMA's got you.
From a fellow servicemember to their commander. THIS MATTERS.