ALpBeck

121811 pts · March 24, 2018


Writer and nightmare builder

The wrong 80 year old died today.

Points 249
Comments 44
Views 4775

His obsession with size can only mean one thing...

Points 47
Comments 35
Views 1109

The perfect headline doesn’t ex—-

Points 23
Comments 10
Views 878

RIP: Dolly Parton; she inspired.

Points 40
Comments 2
Views 473

Everyone's a critic.

Points -6
Comments 1
Views 181

Stalking level: extreme.

Points 39
Comments 1
Views 938

No more Kimmel? No more me.

Points 534
Comments 90
Views 19248

This mayor gives me hope. Already making NYC better and more affordable.

Points 48
Comments 13
Views 622

A bit of good news.

Points 472
Comments 90
Views 13422

Company Cancelled Customized Self-inking Stamp Order. No reason given.

Points 13
Comments 0
Views 471

Zombie Juice, aka Coffee.

Points -4
Comments 2
Views 153

This is disgusting, illegal, and immoral.

Points 371
Comments 64
Views 5704

I'll decide who you are.

Points 42
Comments 11
Views 687

Isn't it about time?

Points 15
Comments 19
Views 847

I just lost the sweetest kitten, I’ve ever had. 03/09/26 - 07/30/26

Points 362
Comments 26
Views 14110

Bombshell report: Trump's DOJ is using subpoena power to unmask Reddit users who criticize ICE

Points 460
Comments 86
Views 8284

Most visually annoying building in NYC.

Points 21
Comments 23
Views 828

Orange Whiplash

Points 32
Comments 3
Views 30

I watched Hegseth’s toxic message to military brass. If I tell you it was super disturbing, it would be an understatement.

Points 42
Comments 18
Views 901

What the hell? ‘Like Dogs in Here’

Points 241
Comments 23
Views 7534

They're going for it, messing w Social Security

Points 561
Comments 101
Views 29118

When your own reminders are sarcastic.

Points 1
Comments 4
Views 643

THE INJUSTICES

Points 16
Comments 4
Views 305

CBS = Corrupt B*ll Sh*t

Points 461
Comments 48
Views 8514

Melania's Press Conference Was A Panicked One.

Points 19
Comments 2
Views 504

‘bout time.

Points 448
Comments 37
Views 7283

I’m not cool with shaming people for their kinks but...

Points 31
Comments 22
Views 1014

Best description of Donald Trump ever written.

Points 42
Comments 8
Views 513

Excellent Disney Trump Burn by Dutch Host Lubach

Points 30
Comments 0
Views 354

I watched Hegseth’s toxic message to military brass. If I tell you it was super disturbing, it would be an understatement.

Points 12
Comments 2
Views 367

Tastes like chicken

Points -3
Comments 6
Views 157

Trump's Cognitive Test

Points 18
Comments 11
Views 451

I love Canada.

Points 11
Comments 3
Views 537

My Monday Treat.

Points 5
Comments 3
Views 385

It's good to see #Trump's inner rot spread externally, easily visible to the naked eye. I guess Donald must have stiffed Dorian Grey when he commissioned his latest portrait.

Points 10
Comments 2
Views 468

Anna Banana: Conceptual Artist

Points 3
Comments 0
Views 279

Florida’s new detention center will have more than a little in common with a Nazi concentration camp.

Points 70
Comments 31
Views 822

Well, that's never a good sign.

Points 12
Comments 7
Views 502

Jeezus. Air Traffic Controller Trauma.

Points 1327
Comments 171
Views 58072

Such a NYC headline...

Points 13
Comments 6
Views 527

You just can't make this sh*t up...

Points 497
Comments 71
Views 11304

Be your own health advocate, don’t be a passive spectator

Points 22
Comments 8
Views 1146

Alarmed.

Points 5
Comments 6
Views 499

It's real.

Points 23
Comments 25
Views 895

Today's Mood.

Points 77
Comments 26
Views 1259

Tastes like chicken.

Points 5
Comments 4
Views 324

POS

Points 39
Comments 16
Views 763

Please stop calling...

Points 45
Comments 9
Views 601

Oh my God, This is real.

Points 35
Comments 22
Views 715

This is how you do it. Sen Mark Kelly ditches his Tesla.

Points 466
Comments 63
Views 9316

I’m fairly sure this is what me and my friends would look like if we tried this.

Points 989
Comments 59
Views 35585

Here is my State of the Union

Points 36
Comments 4
Views 438

Ted, you haven't forgotten us!

Points 5
Comments 12
Views 548

The Aussie who fueled the fire we’re living in. Rupert Murdoch

Points 36
Comments 7
Views 433

5 Years ago. Still true.

Points 11
Comments 1
Views 322

No CDC updates? Don't worry, the AMA's got you.

Points 766
Comments 29
Views 10837

From a fellow servicemember to their commander. THIS MATTERS.

Points 27
Comments 4
Views 576
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