RickTheDad
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Pretty happy to finally become part of this awesome community
*Most Viral Edit*
Woah! Holy shit guys, I just joined, I don't feel like I deserve front page yet!
If you'd like you can follow my blog http://threebythreeblog . blogspot . com . au/ it's all about my journey as a young and involved Dad. Thanks everyone!
pachyderm
lol
grilledslug
I came here to build bridges and fuck goats, and I am all out of bridges...
lemonsherbet
"Local Bridge Builder Fucks Goat"
theimgurappsucksballs
I fucked a goat on a bridge once
alexrivera1986
"You fuck one goat...."
username000176
It takes more than one guy to fuck an ostrich
FacedownCat
Aberforth?
WilhelmScreaming
Chris Pratt did that joke in German on a talk show.
pachyderm
https://m.popkey.co/939e15/lk8gW.gif
Obi1thejedi
You're off to a great start by reposting. Good job and welcome, @OP
WhatYouMeanItAintReal
GOAT FUCKER!
aboxofcheezits
Hey goat fucker. Do you need assistance?
TibbleSniggits
Hi Pretty happy to finally become part of this awesome community, I'm RickTheDad.
hulkmad
I've come to build bridges and fuck goats. Just finished the bridge!
rickjamesbia
GET HOANED!!!!!!!!!!
IsItaBird
That's the Hoan bridge in Milwaukee! I live right by that
Tyrannolaurasrex
Yay! For Milwaukee imgurians!
trolling4soup
414-lower east side represent!
trolling4soup
kikapewpewpew
EthiopianFatherOfSomalianPirateWhoWasAbandonedAtBirth
Yeah he would be called a construction worker
peeboner
Complementary up vote. Use that shit wisely,because you only get one freebie!
RickTheDad
Thanks!
karukramp
https://youtu.be/cWihNBmupdI
VintronTheExonite
Welcome to hell. We have tea on Fridays and occasionally cats come to visit. Enjoy your stay.
RickTheDad
Honestly just here for the cats and puppers
gostoso666
So you like to fuck goats and build bridges and you already finished the bridge? Welcome.
RickTheDad
I read your username as 'goatsos' and had to do a double take, haha
gostoso666
Here to keep the goats safe!
Inarticulated
I remember Chris Pratt telling this joke on Conan (Or some other Late Night Show host)..
ahsanzee
IN GERMAN!
ahsanzee
...and then english
Inarticulated
I wrote "In German, but translated to English" first but thought it was needless to say it <_<
ahsanzee
oh the exclamation wasn't critical. it was for myself like Monica's "I KNOW, RIGHT!"
Inarticulated
Oh
thewolfjuice
That bridge is right by where I live in Milwaukee, WI - finally some love for MKE
mafanie
once called the bridge to nowhere because it went unfinished for a while due conflict
derekjohn
Not really, just couldn't find a picture of an attractive goat.
yamotha4dinner
Murray Hill ... present
HouseOfEvil
*waves from Madison*
IsItaBird
Me too! Lower East side what up!
MacLovinU
Hoan Bridge!! Home sweet home!!!
trolling4soup
Hoan Bridge for the win! Even tho someone just died recently falling from it
thewolfjuice
Eh
Tyrannolaurasrex
Is it bad that the guy who died was asian?
trolling4soup
Depends on your viewpoint :-D
Blastergv9
Who the fuck is "Intanjible" and why are they claiming this? This joke is older the computers, or even electricity for that matter
borringnumber
unable to be touched or grasped; not having physical presence
Blastergv9
And much better told in person, in its original form
RickTheDad
I saved it from an inspirational quotes dump, I never heard of before that but still lol'd
Blastergv9
Oh it's a great joke to be sure, i just don't like that somebody is trying to claim it's theirs
StringVariable
Then whom does the credit go to?
Blastergv9
Probably anonymous, iirc it's a really old scottish or irish joke
ClumpyPlacebo
What do they call him?
RichardSejiko
A chicken fucker
Odb718
A really good joke ruined by making it a one liner.
TheEbethron
An ISIS terrorist.
MeinPanzerBringsAllZeJerrysToMeinYard
CaptainMcFluffinton
ClumpyPlacebo
But........ your username!!
JoshuaTrace
A welsh man
Davies1212
Davies1212 is what they call him. It's a curse that has followed me for years.
PhooZzy
The bridgebuilding goatfucker
JoshuaTrace
@OP
bengalgod
An Engineer!
IRepostFunnyThingsFromRandomSoYouDontHaveTo
Thelegend27
queenbrochette
Well... What's your name?
ClumpyPlacebo
Ben, and yours?
kossuth
Dave
daveisamonster
Yo
heinzb
They call him RickTheDad
RickTheDad
Yes, yes they do.
FabulousBadass
Welcome to Imgur, Goatfucker.
RickTheDad
RickTheDad is... The Goatfucker. "You come to me, on the day of my daughter's wedding"
LosPer
We are such a welcoming community...
PyroDragon
Steve
CompressedInfo
Somehow... I thought the exact same name
AceVanquish
Me three!
imblacklol
me 4 lol
Datdudez
What is it with all these Steve fucking goats?
RickTheDad
A goat fucker. They generally call him a goat fucker.
MrSmilingDeath
So an ISIS member...
WhyTheFkkisntchickfilAOPENSUNDAYSITDOESNTMAKESENSENSEINEEDCHKN
Generally*
Yinyang107
That is exactly what he said.
WhyTheFkkisntchickfilAOPENSUNDAYSITDOESNTMAKESENSENSEINEEDCHKN
Oh i wasn't trying to correct his spelling
ClumpyPlacebo
Well played Sir!
Whatthisusernameisnottaken
Personal experience? .. Mr goat fucker?
RickTheDad
Sometimes they even throw stones
hiimfahey
Pretty sure it's a repost
RickTheDad
Pretty sure I stole this off of Imgur so yes it is
hiimfahey
Lol
WhitePhoenix
Now you're down here with us degenerates. Enjoy the tiddies, LNI, and Red Head Mondays.
RickTheDad
LNI?
tigerjohn
Late Night Imgur. Not sure you're ready yet. Not sure I'M ready yet!
RickTheDad
Ah. Well I just turned on mature content and was like "woah! That's more tiddies than I was expecting"
dontforgetyourphonecharger
Did...did you fuck a goat?
RickTheDad
No but I haven't built any bridges either so I guess I've got plenty of options
oddmog
What do you plan to do with a moat?
RickTheDad
Probably fill it with jelly/jell-o. That stuff would be harder to cross than quicksand
okevpla
What If a man fucks a thousand goats and don't build any bridges?
InsertWittyNonsenseHere
Then they call him a stuck-up, half-witted, scruffy-looking nerf herder
whoopsywoo
One goat or a thousand goats, it doesn't matter. Go big or go home.
FabulousBadass
Thwy call him Messiah.
idiotn00b
Merry Christmas, everyone
redjokerzero
We call them Welsh or Kiwi pornstars
lllamallamapigbang
He won't curry favor with PETA surely.
okevpla
i can't believe this is top comment
odoylerulezx
They call him a legend
CallMeJerryBecauseIAmJerry
Then okay
ticktockbent
Goatfucker 1000
IWantedADifferentUsername
What if he builds one goat and fucks a thousand bridges?
REDS1X
This sounds like a much more obtainable goal.
Tuppelur
Then he would be called @op
GentlemanScientist
Then he gets hired by Pornhub.
RickTheDad
Then they call him Boris the Mighty Goat Fucker. May his goats provide him many kids.
PrairieNightSky
48million
Chupacabra?
trustystranger
You'll fit right into here.
gammapack
just like Boris and all his goats.
Whovian3000
Haha... Kids
mkbilli
Exactly
Aimanfire
Baa
iFavoriteThings
That... That's a sheep. You calling the Mighty Boris a sheep?
sunyudai
He is the Awoken Sheeple. He shall lead us to judgement like Labs to the Slaughter... an axiom whose existence does not bode well for us.
lemcia
I'd say he's the best god damn bridge builder in the world.
TheBigLebowsk1
Then that would be your dad, and shut up I am not projecting!
Anthony88
My names Anthony
TheTriggering
We call him Muhammad
ImgurCelebrity
Yooooooooooo.
Netheriser
Then he's welsh.
SirJimmothy
That's sheep, derpling.
Netheriser
fite me 1v1 irl m9 ill rekt ya i swere on me mams lyfe