Shopping for a new love seat
The company is shitty but
MRW when the sleazy salesman tries to tell me that I won't be able to tell the difference between a memory implant and a real Mars vacation.
This is Chica
Cakeday!
When my newborn has been crying for three straight hours and I start to get desperate to soothe him
MRW when I finally have a semi-successful post and the first comment points out a redundancy in the title.
When my brother and I are on our way to Taco Bell and my wife reminds us that it gives us horrible diarrhea.
Bell's Palsy