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Boerjang
well, they fooled me...
littleanml
The itty bitty titty committee's president right there. Get it girl.
MCDoesntKnowWhatIronyIs
who needs boobs when you look like that.
lsama
Tell that to all the starlets in Hollywood. =/ And it's a shame; I've seen so many actresses get plastic surgery that didn't need it.
dentros1
its that cliche standard they are all held to, be skinny like her, with a rack like christina hendricks.
FatBoobsDontCount
Owning it. Fair play
BlueStringsAttached
Myth bust?
PetrificusTotalus
Your username… so perfect.
Eowyneb
Makes me happy my boobs are nonexistant
JimmyKillsAlot
Relevent: r/TinyTits NSFW obviously
DaJoW
She was pissed off when Arthur posters had her with photoshoped breasts. I think it's part of her demands that they never do that again.
nyancatbackwardsistacnayn
Eggzavier
What is this from?
nyancatbackwardsistacnayn
http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/A_Dangerous_Method
ImTheWalrus
Michael Fassbender sure likes his kinky thrillers.
superanth
Exactly what I was thinking of.
oliviawildebeforepizza
<33333333
PixelPunkt
whiskeyontherocks
Perfect use of this gif. +1
EndiSky
I find this appropriate due to the last part: http://www.reactiongifs.com/wp-content/uploads/2013/10/REALLY.gif.pagespeed.ce.C0Ie7Vm-Lk.gif
sillypinkpanda
Context?
misterpowerz
If I knew how to make gifs I would respond to your comment with Dr. Evils response when with squinty eyes he turns and says "REALLY."
QuadrilateralEnix
It's gifs like this that make Tom Hanks and Bill Murray look like brothers.
KoalaInfestation
"Shut up Tam"
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sadbbqday
i wanted this comment to be less popular than it already isnt
PixelPunkt
i can't get over it that they PAINTED the rest of it. Who the fuck on the set says: "No Boobs, no problem we paint them"
Funcow
It's not porn. She didn't get cast because of her chest.
althanan
The makeup artists, probably. Those folks are freakin' magicians.
RockBabe9667
same deal with guys without abs, or a piece of art. You create shading to make things look realistic/3D
tyconle
They did that with the Spartans of 300 and their abs. Well they had the abs, but they did make up on them to make them more defined
RockBabe9667
yeah, don't want em washed out by studio lights now do we?!
PixelPunkt
ok - for a comic where they have abs on their abs. but in this case? no sense (for me)
WilliamHuskerAdama
Source: http://youtu.be/LPcqiFfIQAg?t=13m19s
MetalGreymon
Gods work etc. etc.
WilliamHuskerAdama
SUCK IT MURICA
ImTheWalrus
Why is this not higher? WHY IS THE SAUCE NEVER HIGHER?
TheDreadPirateBoberts
*not available in the US* BUT I'M AN AMERICAN, THIS IS AN OUTRAGE!
whipstitch
Not available in the US. :( Now I finally know how that feels.
booostert
download Hola and set it to Australia
shimmeries
HA, WHERE'S YOUR FREEDOM NOW? jk I live in the us too, this sucks :(
FinnAhern
Now you feel our pain!
akah0mer
Working source: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=h5n1YVJHuBY Tit talk around 4:09
thatchydaw
thanks!
mynamespaul
"...who's lovely" is a very British way of saying " So, y'know, sploosh"
wombang
i wish i could favorite this comment <3
snoyes
Phrasing!
sweetserenitythefirefly
I just re-watched "Holes" and Sploosh is the name they give to the canned peaches they find... it felt really weird watching them talk (1/2)
sweetserenitythefirefly
About how good it is... (2/2)
OtakuReceiver37
nickrad
YES
saltandburn
You absolutely made my night with that gif. Thanks!
HeeelllloooooooMurse
ignorant noob here, sploosh?
jayman5513
A woman being so sexually aroused her panties fill with lady-fluid.
HeeelllloooooooMurse
That was quite clear, thank you
AintNoPartyLikeAnOscarWildeParty
As a woman in theatre with very little boobage, this is totally a thing and hilarious when it's done. "oh, THAT's what it would look like!"
checkert
This makes me feel better about my "little handfuls"
ghostwhowalks
Any time you need a paint job just give me a call.
KeekUras
Small breasts are amazing. Never feel bad about that. As a guy, that's my preference so...kudos :)
HahaPictureHahaCommentHahaCommentThread
You should. Small breasts are just as amazing as any other.
Kidsplayingwithawoodenduck
as a guy, that expression is exactly how I describe perfect boobs. Not everybody likes "jugs, hooters, melons.." and such.
balkingtowinnie
all boobs feel good in one's mouth, no matter the size
falconpuncho
I have very tiny hands.
neilbryant
The Unknown Comic retired to imgur?
falconpuncho
No, this is Patrick.
Anon4
That is both creepy and sweet at the same time.
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ourmrswashburne
You know this is equally as awful as making fun of women with small breasts, right? How about, "All breasts are good." instead?
balkingtowinnie
yes, they are
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ourmrswashburne
Then said, "All you need is a handful." Or, "A handful is enough." No need to dismiss women with large breasts in the process. (1)
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ourmrswashburne
That's like saying due to the institutionalized derision of overweight women, body shaming skinny women is okay. Let's just not, okay? (2)
TheFrumpyButler
Sweet jesus shes adorable.
moosegod
regardless, keira knightley is an absolute goddess
ArghhhMyGroin
I can only imagine the faces Lee Mack who was sat next to her was making during this conversation. Very funny man
Smayds
Lee Mack looks like he's halfway through a particularly tricky poo.
imactuallyalurker
5 more minutes and it would be "50 minutes of shading"
aqua3aries
The problem is they felt they needed to enlarge her bust in the first place!
unapologetic05
it seems ridicules now....we all know how small she is in real life.
DeadGodJess
As others have said, period accuracy. There was a lot of stuffing, padding and cinching going on in the era her dresses were from.
AnaximanderBolton
Not a problem. Period accuracy.
MermaidPie
The ideal figure in the 18th century was busty, and so the dresses were designed to accentuate and draw attention to the décolleté.
1999eclipse
it can be hard for clothes to hang right if they're designed to have boobs in em&the woman has very little. usually why they get boob jobs.
FinnAhern
It's a film. The costume was made specifically for her.
typingtreemonkey
I have never liked her as an actor but I kind of hate post this for making me like her a little.
limerind
i feel so betrayed.
balkingtowinnie
i know that feeling bro :( (Although, in the first movie some shots were with her in a wet shirt, so I wonder how they did those........
jsktrogdor
Her boobs do look very good in those movies. It's like magic.
Ivehaditwithyouidiots
Eh, she's still hot.
Elealyan
She's the most gorgeous woman, flat chest and all. I both want to be her and be with her.
TheChosenAsiangirl
she is so unbelievable cute!
dracuella
I'm not into women and even I think she's just too damn adorable. Who wouldn't fall for her?
Sidewinder12
Unbelievably
Beefkins
She's a pirate's worst nightmare: a sunken chest with no booty.
KNOWLEDGEisPowerwastaken
How is this not top comment?
DiscoApache
it's not original, however I upvoted it for relevance.
lizrenn
What most people don't understand is that when you are that skinny, you are not going to have larger breasts. -.-
rushingnothing
I don't think so. My girl looks like a straw with two watermelons attached to it.
cermahl
To be fair, some girls have big boobs and flat stomachs too.. Lucky bastards!
bananapoptard
THANK YOU! Now someone please tell this to all the guys who have grown up on porn.
FlippantFish
If they watch porn, they probably haven't grown up...
venster
Proof that boobs doesn't always equal beautiful
HeyFreckleFace
Me and Keira Knightly have something in common! 45 minutes a day dedicated to defying the laws of gravity.
falconpuncho
I read the last five words of that in Freddie Mercury's voice.
HeyFreckleFace
Good, then my work here is done.
ImOutOfSpace
Wow this somehow makes her hotter
PetrificusTotalus
Honesty is an attractive quality.
jabeychutiye
Can someone tell me the origin of this "Oh GOD This is SO Boring". i feel like i'm missing out on some meaning here.
ImOutOfSpace
Honestly i would love to help but i have no idea what you are talking about
jabeychutiye
I keep seeing Oh GOD This Is SO Boring, Please kill me" capitalised in the same manmer everywhere,always followed by a contrasting (1/2)
iamireland
But why are you specifically asking this guy?
jabeychutiye
statement.Or maybe i'm just going insane. Never mind.(2/2)
ImOutOfSpace
probably just you going insane
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ImOutOfSpace
true
ScotchMist
Relevant: http://imgur.com/7RRdCtu
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veritasgear
No that is definitely Keira Knightley from King Arthur. Extremely Relevant.
superanth
Yeah I hear that really bugged her too.
TheImgurServer
I'll take the one on the left.
Genini
The one on the left looks like a 12 year old boy...
TacticusThrowaway
Of course. Who likes these oversaturated women?
hippsterkittyinreallife
I'd take both...
HalfRepellent
Must've taken you at least 45 minutes to make that.
ScotchMist
Not quite http://www.lmgtfy.com/?q=kiera+knightly+enhanced+arthur+movie+poster
Efreeti
nice job misspelling her name
HeyCasButt
Just a quick unrelated question...You wouldn't happen to go to Virginia Tech would you?
HalfRepellent
Yeah I do why
HeyCasButt
Well when I posted this your username was KeepCalmAndHailCobra, and the only time I've ever seen that was on Charlie company shirts at Tech
HeyCasButt
So I figured there was no harm in asking
mynameisreallylongandhardtospell
Tu
UNDEADLY
all she needs to do is gain a little weight
Kieralynh
I've always liked Kiera Knightley for not getting a boob job like so many other women in the industry feel they need.
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ch0c0b0fr34k
that makes it even more admirable
buttalips
That's true confidence.
balkingtowinnie
well not all boob jobs have to look like balloons or watermelons cut in half, if they are not that big and done well they can look nice,
fridaybot
Agree they will look great for a while then after a while you get the typical implant wrinkle. At that point the fakeness cant be missed
balkingtowinnie
yeah, why does that happen? looks like a bag full of water
privatedick
I hate fake boobs. With a fiery passion.
MeSoMerry
"I don't have the frame to support plastic surgery, I would tip over!"
Toasterpops
No,she just got a nose job like every other actress.
andreyhimself
She's not in porn you know.. jeez.
proghettoparenting
+1 for rejecting false beauty standards.
FlyingButtPliers
I thought Disney said they were not going to work with fakers in that arena.
yarfyarf
She would look so weird with fake boobs. She has such a tiny frame.
iwannagetdownonmykneesandstartpleasingjesus
You only like her cuz you both share the name Kiera.
Kieralynh
I never even thought of that until you mentioned it, haha. Kieralyn is my Harry Potter-verse alter ego.
wandergeist
It probably helps that she's English. If she'd grown up in the US and moved to Hollywood as soon as she could, she'd already have them.
likeabakerikneadthedough
A bit presumptuous there! I understand the media pressure etc is stronger in US but she's still a person & able to make her own choices
WebDevJewelerReptileLover
mila kunis
IthoughtIwasahuman
Yeah she's a stand up woman :)
DrunkInRlyeh
For what little it's worth, I like smaller breasts.
derpwagon
Kiera getting a boob job would be like if Bieber remade Handel's Messiah. You don't mess with perfection, or you'll ruin it.
filistene
She's been quite open about having plastic surgery, on her lips, so hold on the praise for "natural beauty". She's still gorgeous
Hautamaki
Like who? Mila Kunis? Natalie Portman? Cameron Diaz? Nicole Kidman? Who are all these famous successful actresses getting boob jobs?
Kieralynh
Kaley Cuoco also, to add to the others.
BecauseIamBatman
Emma Stone, Emma Watson, Zoe Saldana..
fundipsundrip
and don't forget Gwen Stefani <3
BecauseIamBatman
All these ladies rock their small boobs
untoldent
Demi Moore, Julie Benz, Kate Hudson, Mia Sara, Angelina Jolie (for reasons).i think Kidman does have fakers now, btw.
thehappiestpersononimgur
At least Kate Hudson only went up to like a B
mechanimated
To be fair, when they're fucking contorting and painting her boobs to make them look bigger it's easy to see WHY they feel they need 'em.
SederHishtalshelus
I can get behind a woman that's secure in herself, however she is.
okbluejays
She makes me feel proud to rock my small tits
symphonyofnames
All sizes are good, just different flavors, so to speak.
iamyourbuddyfriend
yeah, me too!
iamyourbuddyfriend
I am so not a guy....
stchameau
small boobs unite!
CherryPicker
http://imgur.com/r/Mila_Kunis/Gf6kBxs
ForThoseWhoHaveHeart
Can I join? I'm a guy so I mean, I have small boobs.
suckbofadeeznuts
i Have small tits so this comment made me laugh out loud! SMALLTITS4EVER
FakeShemp
I'm just amazed you didn't get any replies offering to help make your small tits rock.
droppedmic
Prove it.
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missgrilledcheeseplz
That's not very nice :(
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IWillHugYouAtTheSlightestProvocation
I have small hands.
mustbefunatparties
Yeah, well I need my boobs to be able to fill the hands of several large men at once. For... reasons.
MardukRising
You must be fun at... Oh, you.
Hemingwayfordayz
I love small boobs. no lie.
kkus
I just love boobies
spLagger
It's cuz she's got abs O_O http://us.cdn291.fansshare.com/photos/keiraknightley/keira-knightley-biki-1538865710.jpg
demut
What if I told you ... that everyone has abs and the biggest deciding factor in whether or not you can see them is your body fat percentage?
astamurti
Her abs are bigger than her boobs.
clearcontroller
pretty sure her boobs are just more abs
WhoIsTheDodie
She's got more pecs than actual boob I think.
buckleyliam
rig
wildweekendbitch
And there went my excuse...
theroguex
Uh. Science.
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zeshoopuf
Abs actually consist of 8 segments.
AwkwardFootsies
she has abs not because she works out her abs but because she has very low body fat, she probably isnt a big eater
emptycaloriesandmalecuriosity
having abs because you are skinny is like having boobs because you are fat.
AwkwardFootsies
yeah, thats the one! i was trying to think of that lol
spLagger
to be fair, I used to be down to 4% body fat, enough to have a sunken face (martial arts), my abs never showed cuz I never worked them out.
AwkwardFootsies
are you sure it was 4% body fat? that's really unhealthy :u. well, she certainly has a very low body fat too, i guess she does some crunches
spLagger
I was 120lbs and 5'8" After my dad passed I gained a lot of weight =/ at least a lot for me
spLagger
yea, I used a machine that tested electrical conductivity. I ate a lot too, steak or chicken with a full meal every day. Just at the time I
AwkwardFootsies
sorry for your loss. though, i bet that was a good work out regimen you should get back into it
spLagger
did martial arts 5 to 6 days a week, intensively. People thought I had an eating disorder even though I could eat the most, lol
TheChinamanIsNotTheIssue
Poor thing has to settle for being really really ridiculously good-looking.
ArthurBooRadley
..and charming, apparently.
Littlebiggiant
It is not easy being really ridiculously good looking.
thebaconhawk
I read that in Zoolander's voice. Damn you.
SuperDuperSkateTeam
But why male models?
snoopToddyTodd
DaddysHome
http://mollypiper.com/wp-content/uploads/2011/02/zoolander.jpg
TexasYall
You know there's more to life than being really really ridiculously good-looking.
YouMightGetIdeas
To be honest she's not complaining.
TheChinamanIsNotTheIssue
Didn't say she was. It's especially easy to be pleasant about this when you are one of the most attractive people alive.
slightlylucid
saying applies to her because she has admitted in the past that she doesn't think she's attractive. I think she's just being honest about 3
yourstruly0
When a girl is flat it's pretty easy, no matter how pretty yr face, to convince yrself that flaw alone makes you unattractive as a woman.
Nago31
From my experience, any flaw at all is enough to convince yourself that it makes you unattractive (man or woman).
privatedick
Seems to me that's female thinking. Men think their flaws give them character. We are masters at self-delusion (flexes in mirror, approves)
slightlylucid
started believing them. In my opinion she's gorgeous but that doesn't mean she thinks the same of herself. So I don't know if what you're 2
slightlylucid
the boob thing in the movie and she is an actress, for all we know she's hurt inside. 4
slightlylucid
I've seen interviews where she confesses she's extremely insecure because her whole life people have told her she wasn't pretty so she 1
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TheChinamanIsNotTheIssue
Easily top 1%. Easily.
balkingtowinnie
someone downvoted both of us, kind of weird lol
balkingtowinnie
well yeah, maybe
IDriveAMinivan
and rich and famous. poor thing
Snoweh
Yep. And as a straight female who hates vaginas, I'd fucking do her.
RiverBear
As a fellow straight female I only hate vaginas for a about a week every month. It's all good the rest of the time.
citoyenne
As a queer woman I would happily [TMI] spent all day with my face in another woman's vag, but I absolutely despise mine 25% of the time.
IbukiOnTheScene
As a straight (mostly) guy we have at least one thing in common!
privatedick
we could take turns
justsomeotherguy
dat nick
accujimmy
LOL
ncstarbuck
I'm just curious, why do you hate your own vagina?
Snoweh
I don't hate *my* vagina, I hate vaginas in general. Because they look so fucked up. No idea how people can find them attractive...
ncstarbuck
Look, I never got that. Heard it from several women now, and I think it's sad. Kinda unhealthy to hate"your own primary sex. characteristic
Snoweh
Oookay then... Just saying that vaginas look freaking weird. Doesn't stop me doing things with it rofl.
ncstarbuck
While men call their penises "Thor's Hammer" or whatever - proudly engaging in "how high can you piss on that wall?" contests
ncstarbuck
I just wonder where that comes from... Educational? Being all "shhhh.." about it giving it infantile names and making it a taboo...
TacticusThrowaway
Do you just sit at home sometimes, pull down your pants, look down, and just...rage awhile?
rebel9
"FUCK YOU CROTCH!" - Chaoyll
RosesAreRedMyBedIsGreenIWantYouInItIfYouKnowWhatIMean
Funniest. Mental. Image. Ever.
Snoweh
Yeah. ):
balkingtowinnie
why rage?
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rumandbass
OMG IM SORRY FOR HAVING A FUCKING OPINION
teensytigress
I saw an interview with her once where she said she tries but just can't. Some people have that metabolism.
AhYesVeryClever
But comment on a fat chick "she could lose a few pounds" and everyone loses their shit. FYI thin girls can be thin (1/2)
AhYesVeryClever
and people don't need to tell them their bodies aren't right.
NoDirectionHome
AGAIN AND AGAIN TILL YOU GET IT RIGHT
NoDirectionHome
YOU GOTTA WORK IT
NoDirectionHome
NOBODYS PERFECT
eruskafrath
I'd do it
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balkingtowinnie
well, boobies sag. I am addicted to boobies, but I always see and like the face first, an ugly face ruins good boobies
HahaPictureHahaCommentHahaCommentThread
I'll tell you hwat, for me as a guy, I prefer the face over everything, tits over ass, but none of it works without personality.
SaladinIskander
a lot cheaper to get better boobs too.
Sugarcrotch
id agree. tits are always beautiful unless you have no nipples then its odd. but a face is what people are gonna see like 90% of the time
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balkingtowinnie
the face is the most important. it's what matters most, having a pretty face, that's winning
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Sugarcrotch
and archer boops noses not boobs
although im sure he would boop a boob if you asked him too