MeSoMerry

289262 pts ยท May 18, 2011


21, NY state, big fuckin dork. I love movies, TV, and music more than anything. Except maybe Chinese food. Pop culture wizard. Doing my best to be a feminist. PS: I'm a guy, so please don't hit on me. PPS: If I see you making sexist/racist/homophobic/otherwise bigoted remarks, I'll probably call you out on being a dipshit "Suppose nothing happens to you. Suppose you live there your whole life, and nothing happens, you never meet anybody, you never become anything, and finally you die one of those New York deaths where nobody notices for two weeks until the smell drifts into the hallway."

I got this jacket at a flea market

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kush had me like

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Shot context: Star Wars (1977) vs Star Wars: The Force Awakens (2015)

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The important things in life

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Important

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I bought an army jacket and dunks after The Amazing Spider-Man

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I'm down for it

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Me at 40

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There's a bar in Huntington, WV called "Stumblers II: Still Stumblin"

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When someone's been thoroughly roasted, but you have to get one last shot in

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When you're with a friend and see your ex

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Why is Iron Man on the counter?

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God help us, we're in the hands of engineers

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Turn your key, Maura!

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The Unexpected Virtue of Virginity

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Get off your

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It's OC...get it??

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Gina Carano, va-va-voom!

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Cars Against Humanity

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You're not perfect

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English paper

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Just a useful GIF

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If frogs could fly...

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Your toppings are ill but your cheese is holey

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It's that day...

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Foot fetish

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Graduated a semester early, 3.8 GPA, magna cum laude...for a BA in English

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Same

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LPT: Laminated Paper Towel

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Same :/

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Horror games

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Lamar "LD" "Long Dick" Davis

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My experience with the Alamo Drafthouse

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It seems to get misrepresented a lot on here

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Vin Diesel has been wearing the same shirt since 2001

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When you try to hit on a few cougars and they aren't going for it

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The basis of most of my relationship problems!

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They can take our power docks, but they can never take OUR FREEDOM

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The difference three years of wear makes with a pair of Converse

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Donks

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He's a bad seed, he's a horrible seed, he's one of the worst seeds I've ever seen

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Bye bye, Mad Men

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So I'm back on my diet

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I just started The OC...pray for me

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"Kids, you tried your best and you failed miserably. The lesson is, never try."

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Why don't video games let you blow up heads anymore?

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When someone tells you to Photoshop something, but you're poor af

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It's amazing that this fat baby became the most shredded man on the face of this earth

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I LIVE! I DIE! I LIVE AGAIN!

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Taylor Swift is adorable, but she can also rip your still-beating heart out of your chest

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Feminist Mad Max

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Every day. Every fucking day.

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Party Dog

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*taps keyboard intensely* *lowers sunglasses* "I'm in"

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Anxiety is the worst homie

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Bruh

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