I got this jacket at a flea market
kush had me like
Shot context: Star Wars (1977) vs Star Wars: The Force Awakens (2015)
The important things in life
Important
I bought an army jacket and dunks after The Amazing Spider-Man
I'm down for it
Me at 40
There's a bar in Huntington, WV called "Stumblers II: Still Stumblin"
When someone's been thoroughly roasted, but you have to get one last shot in
When you're with a friend and see your ex
Why is Iron Man on the counter?
God help us, we're in the hands of engineers
Turn your key, Maura!
The Unexpected Virtue of Virginity
Get off your
It's OC...get it??
Gina Carano, va-va-voom!
Cars Against Humanity
You're not perfect
English paper
Just a useful GIF
If frogs could fly...
Your toppings are ill but your cheese is holey
It's that day...
Foot fetish
Graduated a semester early, 3.8 GPA, magna cum laude...for a BA in English
Same
LPT: Laminated Paper Towel
Same :/
Horror games
Lamar "LD" "Long Dick" Davis
My experience with the Alamo Drafthouse
It seems to get misrepresented a lot on here
Vin Diesel has been wearing the same shirt since 2001
When you try to hit on a few cougars and they aren't going for it
The basis of most of my relationship problems!
They can take our power docks, but they can never take OUR FREEDOM
The difference three years of wear makes with a pair of Converse
Donks
He's a bad seed, he's a horrible seed, he's one of the worst seeds I've ever seen
Bye bye, Mad Men
So I'm back on my diet
I just started The OC...pray for me
"Kids, you tried your best and you failed miserably. The lesson is, never try."
Why don't video games let you blow up heads anymore?
When someone tells you to Photoshop something, but you're poor af
It's amazing that this fat baby became the most shredded man on the face of this earth
I LIVE! I DIE! I LIVE AGAIN!
Taylor Swift is adorable, but she can also rip your still-beating heart out of your chest
Feminist Mad Max
Every day. Every fucking day.
Party Dog
*taps keyboard intensely* *lowers sunglasses* "I'm in"
Anxiety is the worst homie
Bruh