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Oct 17, 2017 11:09 PM
ISeeAnApple
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moosemilk
#3 How I Met Your Mother FUUUUU-
Daneasaur
#3 Samurai Jack. Just...
Cannabaceae
The French on the cup looks like: Do not pour on area of oohlala ;)
Paleropapaya
The German looks odd because it’s Dutch.
AwkwardGirl4691
I love Daniel Howell xD <3
Daneasaur
#46 A black orc drag queen wearing a red shirt named Sean "Kenny" Bean.
Matrixbeast
They all die, but the black guy always dies first
Luthasox
#26 and then the whole train clapped.
farny99
go grandma
Dangotang
I'd like a new meat slab. Also Rami Malek always looks kinda overwhelmed.
MakeTabbouleNotWar
I'm from Arkansas. What?
SheDevilinaSnuggie
Oh yes.. protect unborn fetuses at all costs. Defunding PP because "They sell baby parts, there's a video!" - per Dan Sullivan. Yes really.
MakeTabbouleNotWar
..... I want to move.
yinzercounty
I love the Toy Story one. <3
TheDeltaDragon
Very nice
ihatecaptcha
Re the penis one: it seems to me every penis is an American.
pizzapartyhard
That's like dressing up as the Mona Lisa and saying, "Look! I'm Frankenstein's Monster!"
Badassiel
Grandma's got the right idea though
zee14
Fuck yeah she does
ItsCandleJack
Right? Framing memes is bloody brilliant. Finally, something to put on these empty walls.
zee14
Oh I was talking about trigger happy grandma
Nerdygasm
My Grandmother-in-law has a specially designed purse. There's a small handgun inside with an opening so she won't burn her purse when firing
Badassiel
There were at least 3 grandma related posts. What makes you sure I'm talking about this one?
10sky
We all know it's that one.
Badassiel
I mean you're not wrong
IDanceToDisneySongs
What's a freddo?
ISeeAnApple
Equivalent to 25 smeckles a piece.
RotundYoshi
In Australia it's a chocolate frog made by Cadbury but our minimum wage already is like 18 bucks so I dunno if they are referring to that.
IDanceToDisneySongs
Ty
bthetrees
I think we could all use a good laugh- so can somebody do a Biden dump? Pretty please??
AndreTheHunter
TheMysteriousMoodeRider
https://www.reddit.com/r/bidenbro/top/
KumAtMeBro
Be the good you want to see in the world, bthetrees
bthetrees
Absolutely! I do try to!
Asterfix
Kenny dies first.
Mengmoshu
For #1 Loony Toons taught me about Picasso. And my vocabulary was plenty big enough to get the "uncultured swine" part too. So There.
ISeeAnApple
CaptainPirate8
#46 the black guy is wearing red... he ded
LeJoop
Kenny usually dies at the end, so not him.
ScottT45
Sean Benn
bunnyrut
seen been
ChairBluePen
Black guy dies first offscreen to establish a foreboding atmosphere, then the wife to establish the call to arms, then we see the orcs 1/-
ChairBluePen
Die in droves to demonstrate Bean and Segal's badassery, eventually the red shirt goes to ramp up tension, then Bean dies a heroic death 2/-
ChairBluePen
At the hands of the villain, and finally Kenny dies when you least expect and when is most comically appropriate. 3/3
strawberrycocoa
Bugs me how necessary it is to constantly remind hrony fucks to get consent before they bone someone.
AnIrishGuy
#14 ... checks out
tacoparlor
As an Arkansan...I'm so sorry. I'd say it's not a fair representation of our state but...
ISeeAnApple
Not hating in Arkansas, hating on rapists and how awesome the older woman's response is.
xJustAGuy
As a fellow Arkansan, can confirm not that bad. It's a pretty 50/50 and fair state
SheDevilinaSnuggie
Its full of a lot of good people, but dont mess with Jesus. Unless you're a pedo pastor, then you're forgiven.
SheDevilinaSnuggie
Show me on the doll where Jason Rapert blessed you.
tacoparlor
NW Arkansas is actually one of the top places to live in the country, but Arkansas laws are generally absolute shit.
ProxyPlayerHD
ProxyPlayerHD
wouldn't payment/month be more useful
GeauxGhoti
No. Minimum wage is an hourly rate, not a salary. Hours can't always be counted on,, so this month you may get 160, and next only 120.
ProxyPlayerHD
no, i get a fixed amount per month because hours are always the same
GeauxGhoti
Yeah, I don't mean to suggest that it never works that way. I know it does for many. Just, not for all.
ProxyPlayerHD
which seems weird. why is it not consistant for some people. I would go fucking crazy if i could not calculate how much money i get/use
JudgeNotByTheColorOfOnesSkinButByTheContentsOfOnesDumps
Thats not a fuck up. It's how you write per hour for sake of brevity. You can do it with /wk /mo /yr etc
KingBenjen
We need the context of movie scene. Sean bean often makes it for good portions of a movie!
dcfrenchstudent
Does Sean rhyme with Bean, or does Bean rhyme with Sean? Is SEAN BEAN pronounced "SHAWN BAWN" or "SEEN BEEN"?
KingBenjen
Shawn bean
KingBenjen
Or been
xt1031
#3 "I'm looking at you, 'Lost'!"
InsufferablePedant
Dark Tower
DemSumBigAssRidges
Dexter, How I Met Your Mother, Harry Potter (the aged kids... Yeesh!), Prison Break...
TheWinterTitan
How I met you mother
6Oh4
That and Sopranos.
ISeeAnApple
Dexter for me
hardcorefanfictionreader
I was hoping people would be bitching about the HIMYM ending by now.
chilachinchila
Cut ending he wakes up in prison after storm and is executed. Before dying he sees all his previous kills from the viewing area.
karlywithak
I came down here to say Dexter also
6Oh4
It is sad that people don't read books more often. Until I have kids of my own, I plan to make my nephew a book worm like I was as a kid 1/2
chilachinchila
Acthually people read just as many books and before and the internet facilitated access to them.
magoslich
Kindle has been a boon to me. I read a lot before, I read even more now that I can put it all on my phone.
PmMeGifsForSauce
It's not really sad, it's just changing times. People still consume media, at an even larger rate now. Times are just changing.
6Oh4
When my gf drags me to the mall I spend 99% of my time in chapters. It's never not busy with people buying books. Times may change but 1/2
6Oh4
Holding a book in your hand instead of a kindle is still preferred. I have a kindle, great for travel but I like holding a book. 2/2
SnarkyWondermuffin
“The man who does not read good books has no advantage over the man who can't read them.” —Mark Twain
LapisScarab
There's merit for learning and storytelling across all media, but it's *super* important for people to read when they're kids.
6Oh4
Yeah, my parents forced us to read a book a week. My brother HATED it but I didn't. I still buy a new book a month.
LapisScarab
Like as long as you're thinking critically, watch all the movies you want, but when you're a kid you get half your vocab from books
magoslich
I still get a lot of vocab from books. Either authors using outmoded phrases or just being incredibly diverse in wordchoice.
magoslich
word selection? Hrrm.
6Oh4
If only I can make him stop licking the pages, we could get somewhere finally. 2/2
MrAwful
OP is right. It’s bad to just force certain things onto a kid. Encouragement is good, but if he likes it he’ll be drawn to it naturally.
ISeeAnApple
Most of the time parents who force kids to get into something makes the kid hate it. Most of the time.
Cravanicus
They moshtly come out at night. Moshtly
IDontPostForYourEnjoyment
Agreed, mine tried using it as a punishment. Either I stood in the corner or I sat and read a book. I took the less boring punishment. (C)
IDontPostForYourEnjoyment
And now I own enough books to have a small library. All of them I have read at least once, most two or three times.
ChuckWeiss
Read to them. Read things they like. Ask them what they want read to them. Don't stop when they learn to read for themselves.
6Oh4
He loves books, but he just likes u to read it to him while he flips the pages for you, the key is to do voices & make it fun & he loves it.
magoslich
Seems like he is on the right track!