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Mar 30, 2016 11:40 AM
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JesseCombs
A lot of the stuff in this movie was greatly exaggerated
ItDoesntMatterIfYouDontGivaShit
all that other stuff I JUST WANTA BANG SANDRA BULLOCK
aselfdefeatingattitude
This movie just goes to show that if you're good at sports and a rich white family likes you then you can do anything!
mindolluin
I can feel it. After years of homelessness and hole in the wall places, I got my own room at age 15, lasted until 17
kittykat
I hope you get ine again. Check out www.larkinstreetyouth.org
donedealjames
"A white bitch"
revelator
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=JWl5lfmr0qw
916guitarded
They did a story about my highschool football career, it's called the Sideline
Skinnnn3r
Troy & Abed in the morning!
TaheemLewis
i love when older white women show black men things they never seen before
iloveithowimgurallowsyoutohaveincrediblylongusernames
The quotes are wrong. It's "I never had one to myself before". Makes more sense.
TheZacAttack
But.... That's not how it was said in the movie....
Gram2021
Maybe the book? I didnt see either personally.
draco2011
He was referring to a white milf.
LannistersSendTheirRetards
This movie was terrible and not at all accurate
buttshredder
Emotionally manipulative garbage made to assuage white guilt. It was ass.
spannnumber72
I don't know the details on the book or the true story, but usually any movie adaptation has differences. But, I thought it was a good movie
Irishda
"His protective instincts, which are definitely things schools test for..."
Momof2needsabreak
All football movies are exaggerated. Rudy, When the Game Stands Tall, Remember the Titans... but they are good stories.
LannistersSendTheirRetards
Rudy is a huge scumbag irl
NoobCybooty
It's crazy because my brother and I used to ditch our beds and sleep on the floor sometimes because it 'looked like fun.' Little did we know
pananasinbajamas
Cheer up everybody! Michael Oher is playing in the NFL and has many beds to call his own!
DVSBSTrD
Like yo mama's! :P
doctorbees
My coworker's husband played for the Ravens and met him. According to them, he's not super nice.
RyanMcFlyin
thank you, I am now cheered.
aselfdefeatingattitude
He was even in the Superbowl. He lost.
monguin1
Well he won with the ravens in 2013 so he has a ring
Blze001
They expected him to stop DeMarcus Ware. That... well...
Sierra11755
When I played football I hated it when this happened.
aselfdefeatingattitude
Poor Cam the defenders spent more time on his side of the line than theirs.
jsexton
Next time, wear cleats, not roller skates.
thatwilldopig
God that turf was terrible. Slipping left and right.
pananasinbajamas
I was trying to cheer everyone up so I didn't wanna mention that :/
SomethingOffensive
Pretty sure Ravens won in 2013 against the 49r's
pananasinbajamas
You are correct. I was thinking this year's SB.
SomethingOffensive
Damn. I forgot he wasn't on the Titans anymore.
SomethingOffensive
Umm he won.
clutchthepearls
He played for the Panthers this year, but did win with the Ravens a few years back.
SomethingOffensive
Yea. I forgot the Titans cut him last year.
Tikit
This hit close to home, I grew up without a bed as well. Even though I'm no longer poor I can't sleep in a bed, it hurts my back too much.
aleister94
I didn't have a bed until I 14 either.....we weren't poor my parents just kept procrastinating
thatwilldopig
I dated a guy who'd never had a pillow. Sleeping at his place sucked for me. I bought some to keep there and he teared up. Amazing.
ImSynnical
I loved sleeping on the floor, when i got a bed it sucked too, got a firm mattress though it works wonders
frontpagebound
You need an extra firm mattress. Too soft a bed will cause lower back pain. Source: I had same issue basically.
Penguinsandbroadswords
Yep, found this out with my hubby, hadn't had a real bed his whole life till I got him one when he was 20.
chemistsdoitintesttubes
Maybe not while growing up, but my ex wife made me sleep on a cheap sofa for a number of years with a back condition. Amen to the firm bed.
51CorgisInABar
Wow...well I'm glad it's ex now, that's shitty
chemistsdoitintesttubes
Recently, too. I am a new man.
Gomer592
hardwood, cant sleep on linoleum crap, ...
WhatRaySay
where did you grow up? if you don't mind me asking. glad you're doing better now, my friend.
Tikit
Ohio and Indiana for the first parts of my life, Texas for most of my youth. We bounced from ghetto to ghetto.
WhatRaySay
I'm sorry to hear that, man. why did you guys move around - jobs and such? trouble keeping steady work? don't mean to be nosy, just curious
Tikit
My parents were trying to find better work. My mother had a gambling addiction that always kept us dirt poor.
WhatRaySay
ah, man, gambling addiction is brutal. she ever kick the habit? sounds like you're in a decent spot now, how'd your parents end up?
DickDastardly404
I sleep on a mattress on the floor too! *tear soaked fist bump*
JackHaberdash
Hey man, that's the way I like to do it. Nice and simple
Tikit
Nah, just a pillow and a blanket.
Fenriswaffles
I've come to prefer that, everyone I know has super soft mattresses so I've yet to redetermine if firm would feel better than the floor.
DickDastardly404
Damn son, that's some high level poverty... or... low level? Regardless, your shit's fucked.
ShrodingersCat
At first I read it as Abed and pondered "wtf is an Abed."
jsexton
He's cool. Cool cool cool.
cutteroo
/a/2eAKK
BeneGesseritConspiracyTheorist
Cool...cool, cool, cool.
ShrodingersCat
That's a nice Abed.
twfeline
Abed Rostenfauwny. He's third in line to inherit Saudi Arabia.
LittleAutumnLeaves
Troy and a bed in the mooooorning!
twfeline
Is that from a song in Brigadoon?
captainbeardtastic
Abed: (noun) Socially awkward human, constantly references pop culture. Usually seen with local study group and best friend Troy.
JustPlaneWrong
Cool. Cool cool cool.
aselfdefeatingattitude
Time they are mostly seen: in the morning.
captainbeardtastic
I wanted to put that, but I ran out of space! Hahaha!
TheWombatStrikesAgain
Also available in evil. Just add beard.
cutteroo
Cruel. CruelCruelCruel.
TheWombatStrikesAgain
Hot. HotHotHot.
bringingclawstoagunfight
-Ruby Rhod
tomhark
a fucking super hot white stepmom
FreakOnDrugs
The most innovative stepmom yet!
ChorizoPig
The only celebrity I've met who's far better looking in person than she is in the movies.
imooforyou
Seriously, shes aged fucking well.
AnythingMuchShorter
But she probably would have aged even more if she had been fucking poorly.
KatCatKittyKatCat
Things can be white hot- goes to show how order is important
dmoore182
MFHM
AlexBowden
PGDTS
RicktatorshipRulez
She was definitely hot as hell in that movie though
peterchen
Too much soccer mom cliché for me, but she acted that with a fervor that made up for it. That movie is one of my guilty pleasures.
thekingkunta
The lady she's portraying is like an uber soccer mom irl though, so pretty accurate
Carmichael106
Ain't nothing guilty about finding pleasure from an all-around good movie.
BobDresden
*adopted mom
ImgurBannedMe
didnt know children could adopt parents.. thats pretty cool.
Maikee
Snowflake
Anikage9
Adding this to the list of movies I'll never watch because the feels will ruin me
ramarins
It is 99% of the time happy. For real. And totally worth it. ;-)
DAMMITSTOPSTEALINGMYFAVORITEUSERNAMES
This movie was such a great movie I'll watch it with you with tissues and chocolate and cake and have cats and puppies at the ready.
Octobutt
what movie is this?
ImgurBannedMe
Can confirm @cowfarms is correct
Earan
Boku no piko
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cutebunnies
its a TRAP!
swolritto
Human Centipede
donfather2k
LOL
LamarTheHeadhumper
Hachi is a good movie, if you are soulless or enjoy crying like a baby. I've watched it twice and cried hard both times.
byerss
I've never seen Schindler's List or Shawshank Redemption for these very reasons.
cogs
Shawshank has an upbeat ending. Unlike Stephen King's other prison story.
AverageSexGod
It's also a terrible, sappy, pandering, white guilt movie. Utter garbage.
rightcalf
I actually completely agree with you.
MrInconspicuous
Race was not the main storyline in this movie. What ever white guilt you're feeling is on you.
AverageSexGod
I didn't feel any, the filmmaker appeared to be though.
Armored0Titan0
They talked about race like twice.
Communative
The only time they mentioned white guilt from my memory was when she was having tea with her past friends.
AverageSexGod
It's not about mentioning it, it's the whole subtext of the film.
SenatorHillaryIAmStillInTheRaceClinton
I was at Irwindale Raceway. Sandra Bullock was there doing a promotion for homeless children. I watched while she made the cameramen go 1/x
OhFaceYeah
*Speedway
PennnnnyLane
I enjoy hearing stuff like this.
venster
Omg, I was there! Was working in the concession stand that day.
ConfusedGpig
+1 for Irwindale Raceway! That is my home track. Last race I had there was in 2012.
Malloth
I know a guy who goes there every time they hold a race there.
SenatorHillaryIAmStillInTheRaceClinton
When I saw this, it was the late 90's. It was a cool place though. I saw a midget lit on fire there.
ConfusedGpig
Yeah they tend to do that. They are pretty much engines with wheels attached.
SenatorHillaryIAmStillInTheRaceClinton
No. The midget wrecked his car and got burned. It was fucking hot
bkishaan
The midget or the car?
KirchoffsVoltageLaw
Daihatsu Midget?
SenatorHillaryIAmStillInTheRaceClinton
away. She sat with the kids and ate with them for over an hour while there was no press around. She's a winner in my book. 2/2
TemporaryUzername
and she's fuckin' hot, nigga. can't forget dat.
SenatorHillaryIAmStillInTheRaceClinton
And she has a smoking hot ass
thesolamnus
dont forget about them legs
distances
Sandra Buttock amirite??
MyMiddleNameIsAllen
Commenter isn't wrong, folks. What an ass.
MyMiddleNameIsAllen
Razor10000 worthy.
theMonkeyTrap
Sandra Buttocks ;-)
rectalprolapse
This comment is somewhat less sentimental. Somewhat.
MerToo
Ahem. I am very sentimental abut Sandra Bullock's ass. Aww, dat ass... I miss dat ass and I never even met it...
DankS0uls
That's coming from Imgur user "rectalprolapse".
pandorafalters
Oi. Lust is an emotion too!
SenatorHillaryIAmStillInTheRaceClinton
She is a good person. That is the point. She's also fucking sexy. That's the second point.
UnpopularPoints
She has an incredible amount of money to help her look absolutely stunning.
swimbikerunrepeatswimbikerunrepeatswimbiwhatwasidoing
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Brokiff
PORQUE NO LOS DOS?!
SenatorHillaryIAmStillInTheRaceClinton
This was in the late 90's
KryptoCleric
So, like ... ten years ago.
PlesiosaurWithElementsOfAnIdeaOfTheLochNessMonsterBoy
You're off by about 10 years
IAmRedCyclone
Shhhhhh
inspiringandfunnyusernamecoolheh
You know where she came from. She was a dog groomer with next to no income before she became a successful actress.
WisdomPlaytime
I was in a live studio audience for a pilot of a sitcom she was in, early 90's. The sitcom flopped. This was before her big break in Speed.
zeemode
And a waitress. ;)
debb13m
She actually went to high school in Virginia with my 4th grade teacher
GoodEyeSniper1
she went to high school with my friend's mom!
airow99
I thought this was going to be a "Sandra Bullock is really horrible" kind of thing. I'm really glad it isn't.
DickChaneyDeleted
Actually she was scouting for the most innocent so she could consume its heart to stay young.
SenatorHillaryIAmStillInTheRaceClinton
I skipped the race and just watched her.
FieryFarts
Bra-vo
bud467
She is a really good person in real life
Michelicorne
Sauce ?
DaConm4n
Dablind Sandside
WikiGoBoom
The Blind Side.
Michelicorne
thx too.
CwispyNoodles
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pananasinbajamas
Blind Side. True story of Michael Oher. The book is great, haven't seen the movie.
Michelicorne
thx
CharlieKellyFullOnRapist
Oher has stated that he hated the way the movie portrayed him
pananasinbajamas
His most recent interview he says that he appreciates it -- with perspective.
rectalprolapse
The movie is really sappy. Like Hallmark TV movie sappy. I'm interested in the book now - didn't know it existed.
pananasinbajamas
The book isn't sappy at all, but gets a little technical with football. Author is Michael Lewis who also wrote Big Short and Moneyball 1/2
pananasinbajamas
2/2 ...which were also made into movies. I highly recommend his books.
rectalprolapse
Wow I had no idea. Definitely going on my list - thanks!
lance11
Movie is inaccurate but good
Snooj
An inaccurate movie no waaaaaaaaay
lance11
Ikr, I think it's the first ever!
Snooj
Well, there are a couple discrepancies in the Batman documentaries.