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Aug 30, 2016 7:10 PM
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ooooblackbetty
Thank you
emteecee
Ok but this show was hilarious. Deserves a season 2.
HughBMyron
Who's the girl?
WelcomeToTheShatterdome
I know it was a joke, but I've never taken my ring off to work out. I've also never been hit on by anyone other than my wife.
HippyMama86
Working out = take off ring
CompletelyIrrelevantGIF
HttpWayne
I wonder how many times that guy broke his nuts trying to get it right.
Thisisheavydoc
Hello ladies. Massively underrated programme
Zudaya
Well I'm up voting due to Steven Merchant.
KramerCosmo
He was much better in Portal 2
taysdays
Hello Ladies! Great show cancelled too early
BurnerAccountYo
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CharlesFuckingBronson
Yeah, fuck him. TheI always defend the idea that it should be acceptable to look at someone, but wearing workout clothes to a workout (1)
CharlesFuckingBronson
Place is not a fucking advertisement of sexual availability. (2)
CrispyFrogz
Its a fucking joke calm down
cptcr
bitches be gettin triggered
septillion
does he though?
createdforupvoting
Wasting the time of people who would ask you on a date without even talking to you for a few minutes first. Which, screw them.
EdgyJonesArt
I remember he mentioned this on XFM.
mattvw13
What was this show again?? It's at the tip of my tongue...
BraveUsersubNewestPatrol
The show was Hello Ladies, and it also made a movie I believe.
valkrez
He doesn't
HippyMama86
How bout no. It's up to the individual to do what the hell they please.
thelostzelda
He isn't wrong in saying that she is wasting everyone's time. She's wasting her lover's time by having them fret over a physical 1/?
thelostzelda
2/? Representation of their bond that she isn't bothering to wear. That's without mentioning the cost of it. Then there's the jeweller who
thelostzelda
3/? Made the ring. The sales clerk who spent time with them selecting and ordering it. Then there's everyone who it should be able to
thelostzelda
4/? identify that she would not be interested in romantic advances. By not wearing it, she is showing she is still available for courtship.
thelostzelda
5/? For single women not interested in relationships there are rings called "claddagh" rings that act in the same manner.
thelostzelda
6/? So she's even wasting her own time cause now she's verbally turning them down because she didn't wear a rubber alt ring for exercise.
ViaFerrata
So does my knee
DinoKebab
And here we see, the Imgurian in his natural habitat not being able to tell that this is a joke from a TV show.
underlord2132
It's a joke, stop white knighting a character from a tv show.
VictusUnus
Fuck off with your white knighting bullshit.
cominginhot
it's not like the can control their fedoras, once it's triggered it's triggered
KunFayyaKun
I shudder to think what people upvoting this would ever do when encountering a women irl
IAbandonedThisAccountPleaseDoNotLookAnymoreThanks
Imgur is a lovely place for finding white knights, even more than reddit
KunFayyaKun
only usersub, though
Jynkxy
Pfft, a dude that can't even do a proper cobra isn't gonna hit a chick like that. No way.
Craizie
I know a guy nicknamed the cobra. Everyone thinks its because he does BJJ. It's really because he broke his penis.
NickBlacksHumor
Maybe he's saving his cobra for the bedroom
thegelatoking
I.imgur.com/Nxu51Lq.jpg
notadisneyprincess
That's updog not cobra.
Siwieweah
What's Updog?
Acronymicon
Nothing bro
drenix
But cobras have no arms or are you trying to convince me they do have tiny arm just like some people try to convince me penguins have knees?
blackmag3
Well he is British.
jadespider
What have we told you about mocking people at the gym. HE'S TRYING!
glitterlady
He's trying.... to get laid.
jsktrogdor
He's a multimillionaire celebrity and genius comedian.
blakeatwork
Whoosh!
HairytheSheep
I never wear my ring, but ive also never had people hit on me either
septillion
maybe because you're a hairy sheep???
HairytheSheep
not every one can be a sexilion! the hair gives me character and when i bathe i look less homeless
ZombieDK
To be fair, my ring actually hurts my finger during quite a few yoga poses. I put it in my shoe.
notyoureverydaysuperhero
That's what they make rubber ones for. The only reason not to wear a ring is u looking to cheat.
ZombieDK
Or you just never got rings in the first place. I've had a few friends who went the more Celtic or Pagan route and theres no rings to swap
notyoureverydaysuperhero
And are they still together,?
ZombieDK
Yup. All of them.
lurkvoter
That seems risky? Like if you took your shoe off & forgot it was in there & lost it. I'd probably put it on a chain & stick it in my shirt.
chickadeedeedeedee
You don't wear shoes while doing yoga. Presumably you would notice your ring was in your shoe when you went to put it back on. :)
lurkvoter
That's a really good point, thank you. :)
IhaveTP4Bunghole
Meh. I disagree. She doesn't owe anyone the time of day. I will side with her on that.
apolloin
If she did, she should wear a watch not a ring. Also jokes never go over my head, my reflexes are too fast.
ThisIsTheLastTimeIChangeUsernamesIPromise
Even disregarding the douchiness of the sentiment, wearing jewelry while working out is a good way to break both the jewelry and yourself
BigHowse75
As a railroad employee, can confirm have seen several de gloves fingers, ripped piercings, and bruised necks.
platitudinally
Tell that to usain bolt
GoBlue
A guy at my gym wears his Rolex when he lifts. Probably the last place I'd wear mine lol
grumplestiltzkin
And the award for humblebrag of the year goes to... (drumroll)
Youts
If it breaks while doing yoga I'd take it back anyways
jfunkx15
Ring avulsion. Do yourself a favor and don't Google for images
coolbeanslooseit
I'm no expert in these type of things but I think this might have been a satire joke in a sitcom....
VictusUnus
Yes, but OP is saying "people who don't wear their wedding bands are wasting their time"
pandabuhrx3
If I may make a recommendation, order some silicon rings off of amazon :) they're meant to prevent injuries related to jewelry&work.
lurkvoter
My brother in law is a plumber and wearing a ring is important to him and my sister, so he got one of those. So far his finger is intact.
pandabuhrx3
I ordered some for my SO because he is a repairman and honestly I just wanted to mark him as mine. He broke the first metal ring he had.
Dicho83
But, don't you realize women are property and as such must always wear their ring-collars to identify them as such? /s
thelostzelda
He isn't wrong in saying that she is wasting everyone's time. She's wasting her lover's time by having them fret over a 1/?
thelostzelda
He isn't wrong in saying that she is wasting everyone's time. She's wasting her lover's time by having them fret over a 1/?
PriestOfLordVote
Careful there, this is the internet. The odds of finding someone who actually believes that here are far higher than in person.
Dicho83
The /s means "serious", right?
vuickb6
Thanks Arthur
DickPicEnthusiast
Check yourself before you wreck yourself.
HeWas
lol yoga isn't working out
AboutasSnappyasaZipper
I saw a coworker changing a car battery and arc his ring with the wrench on the +. melted the skin under his ring.
wheresmymoneydenny
They make them out of silicon now intended for that specific use
Kalid19
I know a firefighter that has one. Its very cool.
Yarnbomber
We went that route. Silicone rings FTW!
bullestock
Silicon is brittle. You're thinking of silicone.
Delathi
Engagement rings?
wheresmymoneydenny
There's no difference if you're going to wear one as a guy; that's my perspective. But sure! Nobody said an engagement ring HAD to be shiny
HideyoWifeHideyoKids
But, it's yoga...
hushaboomtechnology
As someone who just swan-necked their pinky doing yoga... No. :)
Junktrunkjunkie
Yup that it is, not a night club or a social meet up. It's like going to gym to flirt... that's not why you're there ya know.
HideyoWifeHideyoKids
It's not????
Dramacian
You don't want to scratch a tight tight tight yoga pant.
TrijezniMujo
We others kinda want you to.
FacemanPeck
I want you to.
blakeatwork
Sure, but if you slip and sprain the finger? Fuck that
HideyoWifeHideyoKids
How is that related to a ring..
festivebeethoven
Fingers can swell up and if a ring is on it, it can lose circulation.
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nickragano10
That's not what they are saying.
HideyoWifeHideyoKids
That's sad
merdock379
It's not. You're confused.
HideyoWifeHideyoKids
Hmmmm no
AmoAmasAmant
A ring can get in the way in yoga - you use your hand as your base often
Lagatras
Just curious because I don't do yoga, but would the ring make you slip?
AmoAmasAmant
It wouldn't. But depending on the style of the ring, it might cut into fingers when you push into the mat. It'd be uncomfortable
HelpfulCorn
Yep. My wedding ring is fine but the pointy engagement ring is a no go
HideyoWifeHideyoKids
So do you take your ring off every time you use your hands to grap/push/pull something?
Fl0zilla
hideyoring
sillyblackcat
I take my ring off for many things that would take more than a minute. Definitely for Yoga class. It can be uncomfortable.
ihadtochangemyusernamebecauseIdrawpornasaliving
If I feel it might be a risk, I just take it off. Don't know why that's so weird. Not everyone wears jewelry 24/7.
AliBarber
Do you have most of or your entire body weight on your hand when you're doing those things?
HideyoWifeHideyoKids
Even with this argument, your weight rests on your palm, on a yoga mat, not that small portion of your finger.
TheZulthar
you dont have it in yoga either, unless you are foing a handstand or something