When I see someone complaining about too many LEGO posts
What dear?
How I feel Monday morning post-workout
BREAKING: DC travel agent Philip Jennings named new National Security Advisor
Some 1st Amendment clarity
TFW you find out Furiosa left with your best breeder-wives
Guys! I found Barb!
Cheers guys, I found it!
Some great techniques to try in this very helpful sex ed video.
Mom: "Why are you still single? Have you tried internet dating?" Me: *opens Tinder*
What's amigos?
Is it too late for my Christmas selfie?
Team Zombie
I'm worried sick
Nothing more American than Joe Biden taking Amtrak home after leaving office
TFW no one takes ManBearPig seriously
When I can't figure out why a post got me suspended...
TFW you think you're getting a raging clue
Slide into yo girls DMs like...
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When you talk to your friends who said there was no difference between Trump and Hillary
Hooray! I got a job guys!
"And then he said 'no one has more respect for women than I do.'"
Hero
Life comes at you fast
Undisclosed debate prep coach
I invented twerking
That night *sneeze* the morning after
You're a puppet
Playing it cool when the drugs kick in
MFW someone tells me their vote doesn't matter
Best Netflix Binge
WaPo asking the tough questions
When I see a cartoon starring only Gromit
NSFW - Marked Mature
“You know I’m automatically attracted to beautiful — I just start kissing them. It’s like a magnet. Just kiss. I don’t even wait.”
Tina Belcher has moves