Hold on to the old ways

Feb 11, 2026 5:55 PM

svardfiska

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Wait, curses or blessings? Cause... well I'm just saying...

7 months ago | Likes 8 Dislikes 0

Guys, I'm bringing it back! Only some of my ancestors are Welsh though.

7 months ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

You can still see this sometimes on Caroline Streets

7 months ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

"In Wales, I learned that 'cwtch' means both hug and kiss. Now I'm confused about all the Welsh kisses I received."

1 month ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

I wish I knew more Welsh women.

7 months ago | Likes 12 Dislikes 0

As a Welsh man, please allow me to say:

If you find yourself in Newport, Cardiff, or Swansea, these sights are still available on a weekly basis outside the right clubs.

Especially in Newport.

7 months ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 1

Alcohol, the cause of and solution to all of life's problems. =]

7 months ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

I'm going to go out on a limb here and assume this was not usually done by young attractive women.

7 months ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 1

They gotta incentivise people to stay and listen to the obscenities, don't they?

7 months ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

What do I need to do to get tiddy cursed?

7 months ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

That's cheating, it looks magical cuz every male is surprised titties are out.

7 months ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

Last time I was on my knees with titties out, I wasn't praying.

7 months ago | Likes 44 Dislikes 0

Naked yoga?

7 months ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

You may have been praying a little..just maybe not a traditional prayer

7 months ago | Likes 13 Dislikes 0

Who did you curse?

7 months ago | Likes 9 Dislikes 0

Satan's former best friend.

7 months ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

Worshipping though?

7 months ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Username doesn't check out... or does it?

7 months ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

It does. There are serious penalties in my country for false or misleading advertising. It has been checked out many, many times.

7 months ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

@op from a mystical standpoint doing this in a time when there was no Internet or porno mags. This was probably one of the few times someone saw a pair of tits. Thinking about those tits would give the curse caster a connection to your mind

7 months ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

I mean, it was also a tradition to go camp out on the doorstep of someone who wronged you and literally stay there until you DIED OF HUNGER, THIRST, OR EXPOSURE so they'd be forced to deal with your rotting corpse. Just sayin'.

7 months ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

yeah... so... whatever I did I probably going to do it more...

7 months ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

This should make a comeback, too.

7 months ago | Likes 37 Dislikes 0

Gasp ankles in public the audacity....

7 months ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

As a man, this somehow doesn't annoy me at all.

7 months ago | Likes 13 Dislikes 0

Clearly an ally to the cause!

7 months ago | Likes 7 Dislikes 0

Yeah, I'd probably join in

7 months ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

Grab a slice friend, allies are welcome!

7 months ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

Me in google search: "Where is Welsh and how do I get there?"

7 months ago | Likes 4 Dislikes 0

Next to the grape juice aisle 4 .

7 months ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

You can only get to Welsh via dragon. You call a dragon by falling to your knees, getting your titties out and yelling "C'mere ya fuckin' dragon!" with a Welshic accent.

7 months ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

Cytunaf yn galonnog.

7 months ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

Ponty-pingy

7 months ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

Listen, as an American who has never been to the UK, I have an irrational hatred of the Welsh. Perhaps it’s from my ancestors but I absolutely lose my mind when I encounter the Welsh language written or their popular names. I want to kill myself every time I encounter a Siobhan. They have no control of their vowels and I can’t stand it. Therefore, I ask that nobody DARE copy them or their traditions!

7 months ago | Likes 7 Dislikes 4

embarrassing

7 months ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

On languages, as a kid, I pretended that in an ancient war, Hawaii stole most of Poland's vowels, and the Poland stole Hawaii's consonants.

7 months ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

You're just saying that so that Welsh women strip and curse at you, aren't you?

7 months ago | Likes 10 Dislikes 0

Apparently a few of us got the joke =]

7 months ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

My sister's Ancestry profile claims we're like 7% Welsh... So I'm just gonna tug down my T-shirt enough to flash cleavage and play George Carlin's Seven Dirty Words at max volume.

7 months ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

The rest of the English speaking world feels the same way about "American english".

7 months ago | Likes 4 Dislikes 2

You're not doing America any favors by thinking Siobhan is Welsh because it's not.
It's Irish Gaelic.
The Welsh and Irish are nothing alike.

7 months ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

Then there was anasyrma, exposing the genitals to frighten away evil spirits.

7 months ago | Likes 100 Dislikes 0

It was his first day among humans, and he'd never seen the ping ball trick.

7 months ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

This is that devil vagina magic I done heard about.

7 months ago | Likes 14 Dislikes 0

That's what they had before tiktok challenges

7 months ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Something tells me someone made that up in order to see the genitals

7 months ago | Likes 8 Dislikes 0

Or to cover up having seen someone else genitals rhey were not suposed to

7 months ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

In certain eras art models were considered lower than literal prostitutes. Morality is so stupid sometimes.

7 months ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

That's nuts.

7 months ago | Likes 5 Dislikes 0

Perhaps. Its hard to tell from this angle.

7 months ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Demons are the never born. Showing them where life begins is a major dick move. It's like eating cheesecake in front of the lactose intolerant.

7 months ago | Likes 70 Dislikes 0

Paladin completes banishment of defeated demon with a merciless teabagging

7 months ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

>dick move

<_<

7 months ago | Likes 32 Dislikes 0

7 months ago | Likes 14 Dislikes 0

Same for test tube babies

7 months ago | Likes 4 Dislikes 1

You don't know any lactose intolerant people. My brethren would steal your cheesecake tonight and spend tomorrow on the toilet bent over in pain. lol

7 months ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

Shegot girlparts

7 months ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0