@op from a mystical standpoint doing this in a time when there was no Internet or porno mags. This was probably one of the few times someone saw a pair of tits. Thinking about those tits would give the curse caster a connection to your mind
I mean, it was also a tradition to go camp out on the doorstep of someone who wronged you and literally stay there until you DIED OF HUNGER, THIRST, OR EXPOSURE so they'd be forced to deal with your rotting corpse. Just sayin'.
You can only get to Welsh via dragon. You call a dragon by falling to your knees, getting your titties out and yelling "C'mere ya fuckin' dragon!" with a Welshic accent.
Listen, as an American who has never been to the UK, I have an irrational hatred of the Welsh. Perhaps it’s from my ancestors but I absolutely lose my mind when I encounter the Welsh language written or their popular names. I want to kill myself every time I encounter a Siobhan. They have no control of their vowels and I can’t stand it. Therefore, I ask that nobody DARE copy them or their traditions!
My sister's Ancestry profile claims we're like 7% Welsh... So I'm just gonna tug down my T-shirt enough to flash cleavage and play George Carlin's Seven Dirty Words at max volume.
MoonMoon89
Wait, curses or blessings? Cause... well I'm just saying...
AshesVonDust
Guys, I'm bringing it back! Only some of my ancestors are Welsh though.
localsurfer
You can still see this sometimes on Caroline Streets
tittyboi12
"In Wales, I learned that 'cwtch' means both hug and kiss. Now I'm confused about all the Welsh kisses I received."
Eskaypee
I wish I knew more Welsh women.
ReallyOG
As a Welsh man, please allow me to say:
If you find yourself in Newport, Cardiff, or Swansea, these sights are still available on a weekly basis outside the right clubs.
Especially in Newport.
TheEleventhHand
Alcohol, the cause of and solution to all of life's problems. =]
BryanTenn
I'm going to go out on a limb here and assume this was not usually done by young attractive women.
TheWombatStrikesAgain
They gotta incentivise people to stay and listen to the obscenities, don't they?
Anaphriel
What do I need to do to get tiddy cursed?
ParaSiddha
That's cheating, it looks magical cuz every male is surprised titties are out.
dixxienormus
Last time I was on my knees with titties out, I wasn't praying.
catswithswords
Naked yoga?
guyanesebro420
You may have been praying a little..just maybe not a traditional prayer
trumpypumpyinyourrumpy
Who did you curse?
dixxienormus
Satan's former best friend.
Hamarr
Worshipping though?
threepotatoesinatrenchcoat
Username doesn't check out... or does it?
dixxienormus
It does. There are serious penalties in my country for false or misleading advertising. It has been checked out many, many times.
Sensiblyinteresting
@op from a mystical standpoint doing this in a time when there was no Internet or porno mags. This was probably one of the few times someone saw a pair of tits. Thinking about those tits would give the curse caster a connection to your mind
or0b0ur0s
I mean, it was also a tradition to go camp out on the doorstep of someone who wronged you and literally stay there until you DIED OF HUNGER, THIRST, OR EXPOSURE so they'd be forced to deal with your rotting corpse. Just sayin'.
conMan76
yeah... so... whatever I did I probably going to do it more...
kurvarVillain
This should make a comeback, too.
DarthMaddness
Gasp ankles in public the audacity....
witheredspoon
As a man, this somehow doesn't annoy me at all.
kurvarVillain
Clearly an ally to the cause!
notatopbanana
Yeah, I'd probably join in
imgurianitarian
Grab a slice friend, allies are welcome!
Letstrythisonemotime
Me in google search: "Where is Welsh and how do I get there?"
boobsalot
Next to the grape juice aisle 4 .
iananimated
You can only get to Welsh via dragon. You call a dragon by falling to your knees, getting your titties out and yelling "C'mere ya fuckin' dragon!" with a Welshic accent.
cambriago13
Cytunaf yn galonnog.
Whatdoyousaytoanicecupoftea
Ponty-pingy
meganical
Listen, as an American who has never been to the UK, I have an irrational hatred of the Welsh. Perhaps it’s from my ancestors but I absolutely lose my mind when I encounter the Welsh language written or their popular names. I want to kill myself every time I encounter a Siobhan. They have no control of their vowels and I can’t stand it. Therefore, I ask that nobody DARE copy them or their traditions!
RevolutionOnHerLips
embarrassing
Kbantar
On languages, as a kid, I pretended that in an ancient war, Hawaii stole most of Poland's vowels, and the Poland stole Hawaii's consonants.
FacelessAce
You're just saying that so that Welsh women strip and curse at you, aren't you?
TheEleventhHand
Apparently a few of us got the joke =]
ScarlettNape
My sister's Ancestry profile claims we're like 7% Welsh... So I'm just gonna tug down my T-shirt enough to flash cleavage and play George Carlin's Seven Dirty Words at max volume.
trumpypumpyinyourrumpy
The rest of the English speaking world feels the same way about "American english".
Moriarte
You're not doing America any favors by thinking Siobhan is Welsh because it's not.
It's Irish Gaelic.
The Welsh and Irish are nothing alike.
AyatollahBahloni
LazyBuddha
https://media2.giphy.com/media/v1.Y2lkPWE1NzM3M2U1NHhhdDk3dnNvMnc5cTN6aGF4aTBjc3N2NHNlbGFiNHIwdXptb3U5NyZlcD12MV9naWZzX3NlYXJjaCZjdD1n/3ornjOdkqyUZY3luSI/200w.webp
Kbantar
It was his first day among humans, and he'd never seen the ping ball trick.
ADHDinkubus
This is that devil vagina magic I done heard about.
REOJackwagon
That's what they had before tiktok challenges
ThankYouForYourTime
Something tells me someone made that up in order to see the genitals
savemebabyjebus
Or to cover up having seen someone else genitals rhey were not suposed to
Kbantar
In certain eras art models were considered lower than literal prostitutes. Morality is so stupid sometimes.
mmmerf1
That's nuts.
bojeefus
Perhaps. Its hard to tell from this angle.
TheBunnyPants
Demons are the never born. Showing them where life begins is a major dick move. It's like eating cheesecake in front of the lactose intolerant.
AgentTasmania
Paladin completes banishment of defeated demon with a merciless teabagging
VosperOfAntarctica
>dick move
<_<
LivvyLawson
GiantMoron
Same for test tube babies
Kbantar
You don't know any lactose intolerant people. My brethren would steal your cheesecake tonight and spend tomorrow on the toilet bent over in pain. lol
PineappleLoopsBroether
Shegot girlparts