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Jul 12, 2014 11:58 PM
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Johnny2x4x
Thought it said "we boned".
switchjv
......and she's dead.
DropItLikeItsLukeWarm
There's a snake in my boot.
inverse
Better give it to him... http://imgur.com/m1hWUAf
InsomniaKitten
Chickens are scary. They look like they could murder your whole family and not give a shit about it.
CanuckleheadCan
It's the reptilian eyes.
IOnceAteASandwichAndTurnedIntoACanadian
Those damn SPY CHICKENS
flightofsoul
rhode island red hen, i think
alwaysb
that's what i was thinking! :D
Gromatic
so can we be friends?
whowasthat
Am i thw only one that read "bonded" as "boned".
JCrashB
Do you live in Minecraft?
Slartibartfaster
This counts as being a disney princess, right?
FrankTheCube
Eh, close enough.
deepfriedsoylentgreen
Kinda, but "The Princess and the Cock" might not work out great as a title.
TheLegendarySuperStrayan
I does if you believe
trustmeitscheese
That's debatable
GarageQueen
Not with that attitude...
Dooood
I think I've seen that one...
Rob661
That's a hen tho
deepfriedsoylentgreen
you must be fun at parties
Slartibartfaster
Well, it definitely has that certain "something".
ParthiansInPijamas
Well, it's a good title for certain genres.
MisterBunny
MaximusTD
grayjedi
All I wanted was to eat the chicken that was smarter than all the other chickens to absorb its power. And to make a nice Kiev.
Harmonex
I almost had a .gif of our "pet" duck attempting to attack our cat. But I couldn't figure out video-mode on my camera in time.
Harmonex
Best I can do.
CurseYourSuddenButInevitableBetrayal
*NOT PICTURED* Cat: holy shit, if I take that thing out, I'll be known as the Hercules of cats...
warick
Probably. My chickens chase my cats around.
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warick
:)
ClumsyButCool
What? No Orange is the new black jokes/references? I am disappoint.
PinkAndPurpleFlyingHippos
Accidentally read it as "we boned" presumed some foul play
SnakeyBasher
Its the Chickening. Someone get Red!
kilroyishere
I read "bonded" as "boned" and I was confused and worried
user2639
You have nice toes.
MorgothTheBlack
what a friendly cock
gaamon
it's a female ...
FlightoftheBumbleBear
All... Most cocks are friendly.
RedWineAndSkyrim
Unless you attack them with a sword. Then they all gang up on you and murder you
invincibully
Chicoletta! Quick call the Paw Patrol!!
TerminalVentures
Read "We Boned" bare leg helped 'prove' it
HauntedSpit
Better call Father McNugget, it's time for an eggsorcist.
iwishjtmoneywasstillavailableitsmyoldvideogamemoniker
Is she confused about having a chicken in the garage? Because that's definitely a chicken in her garage.
ImSynnical
cock between her legs?
GreenFairyBoss
My friend lost a chicken today in Australia... this is odd. @tumb1r
mamajames
She just let a strange cock in between her legs
JBib
I'm simply here to remind people that yolks are yolks. Also:
SirPremierViceroy
Now that's fowl.
hipu
*Hen. You can tell by the lack of spurs on her legs, and the short "trimmed" looking comb. She's a bantam breed, I think an easter egger.
greenbean442
That's a hen you sick bastard.
greenbean442
That's a hen you sick bastard.
LearningOnImgur
I'm going to be that guy. That's a hen, not a rooster, so it's not actually a cock. I'm finicky about my puns.
isaidsomethingcool
You could say you do it to the point of puntificating.
whydididothat
Everyone should have high standards when it comes to puns.
TheGoldenElephant
I wanna thank you so hard
SavageHonesty
We can be those guys together. Party poopers unite.
agonarch
"We don't own chickens" Oh... God! A Poultrygeist!?
Hoarderofsecrets
You I like
kgbak
Day 5: made contact with the humans...
imwoodyhowdyhowdy
Well played. Well played.
SpaceCowboy1009
THIS BETTER BE TOP FUCKING COMMENT
MelbitaApplebum
That movie was awful... My bf forced me to watch it... What a waste of 103 minutes from my life...
SteveCraft
I almost missed this gold nugget. Had to come back to +1
Spune
The clucking is coming from inside the house!
WilhelmvonSchlapphand
I thought we were out of eggs...why is there one on the counter?
VaultDweller
Zuul!
gone2fishagain
Saw this movie in the theater. Fing Great!
Clairabella
I came back to upvote you, you awesome person you!
Muthsera
I was too chicken to watch that movie
ShadowedNightmares
You ... you ... Screw it, have my upvote, you cheeky bastard.
Dynamicspoon
Is that a chowder reference?
gammaraycharles
This dad joke made me actually say ew..
JBib
I've heard a lot of yolks in my day, but that one was eggsactly what I needed.
SirPremierViceroy
What a fowl pun.
Abbadoll23
+1 for poultrygeist
Matlo
Ive read this 5 years and 6 months later and it made me exhale shaprly from my nose. Well done
SteveCraft
I almost missed this gold nugget. Had to come back to +1
morganam
a boo-ster, mayhaps?
PoultryGeist
You rang?
sometimesiwonderwhatimdoingonhere
DO. NOT. EVER. WATCH. THAT. MOVIE!!!!!
LachelleMalan
I thought the song and dance routines were week thought through and relevant!
pstylovesu
seriously, it was so disturbing and just WEIRD. and i oddly liked it but don't think i could watch it ever again.
SenorMooTheManBehindTheMilk
Thankskilling??? Thats a turkey thou:(
sometimesiwonderwhatimdoingonhere
No, poultrygeist. It's basically one incredibly fucked up porno.
FangsFirst
Ah. Someone who was not familiar with Troma before they saw it...
sometimesiwonderwhatimdoingonhere
I was not prepared. Not in the least bit was I prepared for what I was about to witness.
RLTNY
http://gatherer.wizards.com/Pages/Card/Details.aspx?multiverseid=5864
agonarch
That's where I first heard that joke, yep :)
allamericanigneousrock
Oh you
IPreferPandaPorn
I just bought that movie and it's awesome.
AlbertFinestein
that pun is from fucking "Fairly Odd Parents"
agonarch
2004 Magic the Gathering set : Unglued is the first place I saw the joke, I haven't seen "Fairly Odd Parents"
HeyLookABunny
I came back for you
whitewinds
and that was the last snap....
SlothlsMySpiritAnimaI
she poked the chicken. the whole of fucking riverrun suddenly came to kill her
Butthechildren
"i dont even know her name"
Butthechildren
-what happens in vegas
jesusisherelookbusy
"She's dead. You're next. Love chicken."
imnotclickingthat
What on earth is a love chicken
jesusisherelookbusy
One that forgets to put a comma in the right place.
Dooood
Dunno, but I found a logo- http://stocklogos.com/sites/default/files/styles/logo-medium-alt/public/lc20002.png?itok=Nt5-Xbah
uscsweetheart
More like second-to-last snap
iamthediscofapper
Kill or be killed.
plutus34
RIP OP
Animignis
SOON
OmegasParadox
"We never heard from Beckie ever again. Her lease got put under the name Beakie and all the investigators we sent never returned."
Borednlazy
Chicken like shiny things…like eyes…
imnotthedoctor
"Stop snap chatting or I'll snap your neck"\
SavageCorona
...of his neck
Blinklink7
http://imgur.com/3gk3IzX
GittOffMee
I swear to god, this is the only gif that will never not make me laugh