Matlo

17226 pts · October 13, 2014


Turning small talk in to medium chat is an art. I'm British and live in London. Still in denial at getting old and doing it disgracefully. When not working i'm a trainee wine master, love food and PC gaming. Cheese is my crack and i may have to steal your tires to pay for my next fix. I do love a chat so feel free to send me a message :) twitch.tv/dutyhero

So were doing hamsters?

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If your nails are this long, you can't wipe your pooper property. There, I've said it

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My 12th Fave

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Apparently is my 10 cake day. Have 10 of my fave funnies

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The difference between men and women

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Let it snow!

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1950's mascot

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It's called fashion sweetie. Look it up

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 Im not a title, you're a title 

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I hate a selfie but love a vidya

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My 13th favourite, the force is strong with this one.

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Adblock +9000

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This biscuits and gravy lark is not so great. 

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Farts are funny damit!

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This image makes me very uncomfortable. Where do you fap?!?!?

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I see your xmas jumpers and i raise you.... BEARD LIGHTS!

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I need some proof .......... for science

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Death by snu snu!

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When she's shouting deeper.......

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Why you trying to steal my noodles hooman?!?!?

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Totally normal British foods. 

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Merry selfie day ya filthy animals!

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Having a shitty day?

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What does your nan think we do at LAN?

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I feel the Llama mullet mafia is too improtant not to share

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How is it that ATM's get an imgur app before android??

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Morning commute? Sorted

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Tossed salad AND hummus anyone?

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OK. Which one of you freaks is selling this nasty?

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That moment when the club photographer catches you from the wrong angle

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I really cant make up my mind!

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Just got tracking data from my secret santa!

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Proof that puppers are the best!

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May be she has a tiny vajayjay? Does it work the other way?

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I ummm... soooo.... Right

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Didn't have an egg cup. Adapt, improvise and overcome.

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English Taco Bell. Very, very tasty. Will be back.

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NO!

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Sexy talk at its very best

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I thought my SS was on its way but it was not.

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Now my much better half joins the sunday funday :)

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Darth Vadecar

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My reaction any time i meet a girl i like

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Did you just boop my snoot with your dinkle? - Shark. Probably

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So this is how my sunday night is going. What you up to Imgur?

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Fuck nudes, send smiles

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When you fart so hard your dog goes cross eyed.

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Cake. Cake makes everything better.

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Very British problems

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I'm single and going that way, no marriage for me!

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Broke my leg dancing on NYE

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This pleases me way more than it should

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My son wanted me to buy him a ball pit to play in but they're too expensive. So I made him one. Top fun!!!

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