Do your shoelaces like a pro, or like an asian

Aug 3, 2016 4:39 PM

JorchM

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Do your shoelaces like a pro

shoelaces like a pro

This is cool if you care a lot about stupid stuff.

10 years ago | Likes 7 Dislikes 1

The good old bar lace. So clean and fresh looking.

10 years ago | Likes 4 Dislikes 0

Things like this is why crocs got invented.

10 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

#1 really cool with boots until you have to un-lace all 8 inches of it.

10 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

10 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

I think this is laced with something...

10 years ago | Likes 6 Dislikes 1

10 years ago | Likes 12 Dislikes 0

Do you shoelaces like an emo child.

10 years ago | Likes 17 Dislikes 1

Does this work with power-laces?

10 years ago | Likes 4 Dislikes 0

My shoes are blue. Will this still work?

10 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

Not fast enough!

10 years ago | Likes 22 Dislikes 0

Damn i need an asian to lace my shoes now...

10 years ago | Likes 6 Dislikes 2

I used to do the lattice one on all my new shoes. Pain in the ass to tighten

10 years ago | Likes 15 Dislikes 1

Yeah these look cool, but how functional are they when it comes to walking?

10 years ago | Likes 9 Dislikes 0

I found them to be as comfortable, if not more, than the standard way of lacing up.

10 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

Prettyv good until the 3rd step

10 years ago | Likes 8 Dislikes 1

Instructions unclear, got stuck in ceiling fan.

10 years ago | Likes 13 Dislikes 2

You're THAT guy huh...

10 years ago | Likes 4 Dislikes 0

My mom always did tell me I was going places.

10 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

This is better https://imgur.com/SD5dDa8

10 years ago | Likes 8 Dislikes 0

I lace them like a normal person

10 years ago | Likes 58 Dislikes 2

The first one is pretty common use it myself for work boots

10 years ago | Likes 8 Dislikes 8

No it's not, quit pretending to be a norm

10 years ago | Likes 6 Dislikes 1

Unlike you I work in a unionized shop. the norm in the military as well

10 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 8

Cool if you're sonic

10 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

Where's the velcro version of this?

10 years ago | Likes 108 Dislikes 2

are you quastioning superiorty of asian shoes master race...?

10 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Velks.com is where it's at!

10 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

Asking the real questions.

10 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

Don't bother looking, it's a rip off.

10 years ago | Likes 110 Dislikes 0

10 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

no.

10 years ago | Likes 25 Dislikes 0

Haha!

10 years ago | Likes 4 Dislikes 1

Oh you.

10 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

and then america gives us these. http://the-gadgeteer.com/wp-content/uploads/2013/01/shoe-hickies-laces.jpg

10 years ago | Likes 17 Dislikes 1

Those suck. Looks up Expand laces. They're awesome and don't make your shoes look like you stole them from a special needs child.

10 years ago | Likes 10 Dislikes 0

as an American, I have never seen or heard of those before

10 years ago | Likes 9 Dislikes 0

theyre called "hickies" and they sell them at brookstone.

10 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

How to tie shoes if you don't actually want to tie them.

10 years ago | Likes 39 Dislikes 2

Lived in Korea for years, almost no one traditionally ties their shoes. They take them on and off so often, easier to lace them like this

10 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

Scream MOOOOM!!!

10 years ago | Likes 4 Dislikes 0

2016 and still waiting for this v

10 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

I remember doing these in high school and hating how loose they always felt. I embraced my 'inner old man' early on. Practical > Style

10 years ago | Likes 12 Dislikes 1

Watch out, though. Changing where the shoe laces pull on your shoe can afect the balance in your step. *Goes back into the bushes*

10 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

This is how you get made fun of at work.

10 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

That's EXACTLY why I wear Vans slip-ons. Too much pressure.

10 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

Here. *hands over an upvote* Because I saw Korean - *cough* I mean because this was so useful!

10 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

Slower you slut!

10 years ago | Likes 1189 Dislikes 15

Them asians sure is fastworking

10 years ago | Likes 12 Dislikes 1

Thank you!

10 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

LOL, first time that I have laughed all day.

10 years ago | Likes 4 Dislikes 1

더 천천히 이 개쉐야!

10 years ago | Likes 9 Dislikes 1

빨리빨리빨리빨리(^_-)

10 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 1

10 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

I don't understand this Asian language.

10 years ago | Likes 4 Dislikes 0

It's the Korean version of "Slower, you slut!"

10 years ago | Likes 10 Dislikes 0

Bwhahaha I love it when someone adds a foreign language I can understand

10 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

Thought the first one was too fast to understand what the hell happened, then the rest were even worse!

10 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Plot twist: Already at x0.5

10 years ago | Likes 32 Dislikes 1

10 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

"Everybody was shoestring tyiiiing"

10 years ago | Likes 135 Dislikes 1

"Those knots were fast as lightning"

10 years ago | Likes 71 Dislikes 0

"I hope, that they can be knot"

10 years ago | Likes 12 Dislikes 3

Bee d d d d d d de deee

10 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

"I felt my butthole tightening."

10 years ago | Likes 21 Dislikes 0

Right click and show controls. You can slide through it slowly to get every step

10 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

HUU!!

10 years ago | Likes 18 Dislikes 0

"The demo was fast as lightning."

10 years ago | Likes 8 Dislikes 0

HUU!!

10 years ago | Likes 5 Dislikes 0

"In fact it was a little bit frightening."

10 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

A G L E T!

10 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

This is exactly why I wear flip flops.

10 years ago | Likes 7 Dislikes 0

Got the velcros....what do?

10 years ago | Likes 1914 Dislikes 6

Grow up?

10 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 4

Be a cold ass honkey.

10 years ago | Likes 26 Dislikes 1

Start popping tags

10 years ago | Likes 52 Dislikes 3

All I have is $20....

10 years ago | Likes 5 Dislikes 0

In your pocket?

10 years ago | Likes 5 Dislikes 0

10 years ago | Likes 19 Dislikes 1

oh you got dem 'cros, son? nigga, dayuuum

10 years ago | Likes 9 Dislikes 0

Penicillin will clear that right up

10 years ago | Likes 4 Dislikes 0

Go to bingo in goddamn mutha fuckin style.

10 years ago | Likes 8 Dislikes 0

All comments = appropriate answers

10 years ago | Likes 4 Dislikes 0

Invade Poland

10 years ago | Likes 4 Dislikes 0

10 years ago | Likes 12 Dislikes 4

Try not to slip in all the panties that are dropping.

10 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

I looked down at my shoes and i dont even have laces

10 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

10 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Tie laces around your biceps like the Ultimate Warrior and be a general baddass

10 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Such Velcro, much cool. Wow

10 years ago | Likes 6 Dislikes 2

Get normal people shoes?

10 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 1

Relax, because you've already won.

10 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

Buy laces

10 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 3

Get a towel I guess, because everywhere you go girls are going to be dropping puddles.

10 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Make an X of course, that makes you cool.

10 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

Daaaaammmn! Back at ir again with the crows!

10 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

Nigga rollin on velcros.. realest nigga on dese streets, fureal.

10 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

I think it's about time for arts and crafts with the other kids. Just make sure your scissors are just like you: not too sharp.

10 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Hahaha I'm sorry, I don't know you and I don't mean to be mean; just saw an opportunity and took it.

10 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Go back to kindergarten?

10 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 12

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10 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Buy a snorkel for all the pussy you're going to get.

10 years ago | Likes 9 Dislikes 1

Drown in pussy.

10 years ago | Likes 246 Dislikes 1

Not wrong, I got the velcro wallet still.

10 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Damn right.

10 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

Rest in Pussy.

10 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Too late. Already doing it.

10 years ago | Likes 4 Dislikes 0

10 years ago | Likes 10 Dislikes 0

Get kidnapped by crazy guy and forced to stay until 15 yrs

10 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

I read that as 'Vel - Crocks'.....

10 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Well get to inventing because that is the next big trend sir.

10 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0