Indiana Weather
Dodged a bullet
My dwellers dropped their mixtape
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someone just tried to access your device (oc)
mrw my computer tells me I performed an illegal operation
When you're awake by 9am and checking on all your friends that went out for St. Patrick's Day
Legend has it that anyone who drinks from the natural spring at Glen Miller Park in Richmond, Indiana will always come back
MRW I forget I already bought a movie on Google so I also buy it on Amazon
What all my past due bills see when I get my tax refund
My friend rescued Dexter from an abandoned house. Now he lives with me and we go a little out of route for the drive through convenience store that gives your doggo a treat
Made this for my age-gap girlfriend
When the public bathroom stall is out of toilet paper but the thingy with the seat covers is full.
The Demon under my bed when I let my arm hang over the side
The Friday speech when your group has Saturday morning plans
Excelsior
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RIP :,(
MRW when dinner's ready
50/50 either changing someone's life or getting on their nerves
MRW my ex thanks me for taking our kids a bunch of extra days so she can go out of town for her birthday.
Sent one of my drivers on a delivery to South Carolina today
The Richmond, IN fire that started yesterday is still burning
I'm starting to notice
When I win the fight but she's not ready to accept it
When you agree on delivery for dinner but she refuses to call in the order
When your black friend calls you "nigga."
When I don't look chubby with a shirt on but then I take it off.
Level 1 on New Game+
Sometimes I troll my drivers
My typical work day
When you tell her to calm down.
When you join a new group of friends in your 30s
when I discover someone has been systematically downvoting all of my comments
MRW my FetLife friends find out I don't actually have that many fetishes
When she asks me if I want to eat her ass
MRW my food is done but I missed stopping the timer on a number that ends in 5 and have to wait on one that ends in 0 before I can press stop.
MRW Taco Bell let's you add Sriracha to anything.
MRW my daughter loves the doll I picked out for her.
Leaving for work on a Tuesday morning.
When your black friend calls you "nigga."
When I upvote a comment out of the negative
mrw that last post was damn good
Baby momma drama llamarama
when you're equal parts hungry and drunk
when your uniform on fleek
When you drunk af and see your friend walk in
Can I do this selfie thing too?
When I check the mousetrap and it's full.
Go in that bag, and find my ornament.
MRW every other gif I see is the same gag over and over
When a hot girl accidentally brushes her butt against me
Spring Break 2016!
When the haters talkin' shit.
MRW as an American when I hear about a secret chamber discovered in the Great Pyramid of Giza
Just playing some cards
Walking from one bar to the next with your friend.
When she mentions her boyfriend.