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First thing you need to do when making jerky is to acquire some meat. This is a flank steak that I got at Costco for $8.19 a pound. Usually when I do jerky I get a cheaper cut (eye of round) but for this one I wanted to try something new and I've been watching Good Eats.
Next cut the meat into strips and trim the fat. To make it a lot easier to cut go ahead and throw it in the freezer until it's firm or even completely frozen. I could be wrong but I believe the only bad thing about freezing meat is it causes the meat to be dry when cooking it, but since this is jerky it doesn't matter.
Since the flank steak was nice and flat I cut it into these nice long thin(1/4 of an inch at max) pieces. Keep the width the same so the drying time is even.
Next comes the marinade(or is it brine?). For this I just used Alton Browns recipe. One batch I added in tobacco sauce to give it an extra kick.
Mix it all up
Combine marinade and meat into a gallon freezer bag. Squeeze out all the air and throw it in the refrigerator for 3-6 hours.
Set out all the strips into the dehydrator. I had no idea how much mine would actual hold so I squeezed as much into one tray that I could.
Spread out onto four trays. Make sure to wipe off the excess marinade from the meat
The manufacturer recommends setting it to 140 degrees and essentially cooking the meat slowly. I've done that before and didn't really like it so this time I set it as low as it could go. If you don't have a dehydrator check out Alton Brown's box fan method.
Bonus. I got tired of cutting and these pieces were really thick so I just cooked them up real quick. They were delicious.
About 10 hours later.
Take a paper towel and wipe off the meat. There will be some fat pooled on the outside. Fat is bad on jerky. It goes rancid.
And there you have it. Delicious jerky to keep all to yourself or give some to a girl that you like(hi Danielle).
FP edit: send your best (or worst) pick up lines. I'll send them to Danielle.
ugunaeatdat
Next time cut the flank steak across the grain, the 'grain' being the long muscle fibers. Final product will be much more tender.
thesunnysurf
hi danielle!
curmudgeon91
"If I could rearrange the alphabet, I would fuck the shit outta u." -heard at a bar years ago, still makes me giggle.
MotleyMaven
Danielle, you best accept that jerky on behalf of all of us! (Sorry it's late and I'm hungry)
Andu7
howsyerburger
This is how my mom used to make it. She just passed away last month. Gonna have to get me a dehydrator.
killerjerick
My condolences, best of luck with your jerky! :)
winfeildgold
Good job mate but you should really marinate it for longer will add much more flavour. Also the whole point of having the temp that high 1/2
winfeildgold
2/2 is to kill the bacteria. I would suggest slightly thicker cuts and in at the higher temp. Happy jerky making :)
Arcanum3000
3 Points: 1) 140F is recommended to avoid bacterial growth. It's safer. (1/2)
Arcanum3000
2) Top round cutlets, if you can get them, are way slice into strips than steak, brisket, etc. (2/3)
Arcanum3000
3) This site has great recipe suggestions as well as instructions for drying in the oven. (3/3)
Arcanum3000
Dammit. http://microwebtech.com/
SignificantDeficiency
Try Biltong, it's so much better
CubanPete64
...So you didn't cook the meat?
cogs
Nope. Jerky is dried as a preserving method.
IWasInThePool
You dehydrate it.
GlimpseOfCrabs
You don't understand jerky do you?
Ontolodox
Bad (yet relevant) pickup line: Danielle, you make OP jerk his meat 'til it's dry.
jportski
You should have a beef jerky making contest with your friends, you can call it The Great Jerk off 2016
nemohastatus
Girl, you look so good, i want to put my fist in you and punch myself in the face!
Davidnfilms
Danielle is a lucky girl
OneMississippiTwoMississippiThreeMississippiFourMississippi
Pectoral meat also works very well and has an excellent flavor while not being too tough. I prefer that when I can get it.
JapaneseStudentTadashii
On Alton Browns show he says he hates dehydrators tho lol
cogs
He's not always right, either.
InsomniacJustice
As long as it works, and is delicious, what's wrong with how he makes the food, eh? :P
showmeyourbut
I would have used his method to try it out but it's super humid where I live and would have taken forever to work
JapaneseStudentTadashii
I see. It does take a lot of work lol
joinusjoinusjoinus
Lol
joinusjoinusjoinus
Lol
joinusjoinusjoinus
Lol
JollyJocks
My butcher slices it for me, just ask for it to be cut into 5mm thick pieces and make sure you use liquid smoke
fadingtheory
I want to do the box fan method, but I live in the middle of the woods and don't really need the extra incentive for coyotes to come by.
IAmThePermabannedAccountOfMyNameIsMrTorgue
+1 for Coyote jerky. You'll have an infinite supply.
ByThePowerOfSCIENCE
Just leave a toolbox and some Acme catalogs outside - that'll keep them busy.
shovel556
how r u on the Internet then
DictatorDylan
Use it to lure the coyotes in...then make coyote jerky..
runia24
And then that will lure the bears and you can use that to make bear jerky!
bond100
Sadly they taste nothing like dog
ThatCanadianViking
Dylan gets it.
UnrulyBeast
That's why Dylan is dictator of his own country and carried out a genocidal campaign against the coyotes. Be like Dylan.
DevonGronka
Then use that coyote jerky to lure more coyotes and possibly a bear...
ch3stnuts
And with the bear jerky you can lure some trash pandas... It's almost too perfect
DevonGronka
No no no! You keeps the bear! you make a collar and a saddle for it and ride it in to battle, lead and protected by it's coyote brethren
mediumsizedtittycommittee
Or use it to protect your grow up like us Canadians.
GKrollin
lordarrynfirstofhisname
I did the box fan method and be careful, you get a bunch of excess fuzz from the air filters on your jerkey
mehog124
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MachoManRandoSandwich
Hi, I'm not YOUR danielle but I'm A danielle; send beef.
CaseyCase
I heard you needed some beef.
semtia
. . . .he can't send you his beef but if you see him in person he can definitely give you his beef. . .
whatspaulplayingtoday
Where's the worchestershire?!
spiderpig2007
Fuck it, you've inspired me...I already have a dehumidifier, so no excuses
IWasInThePool
I mean, I guess in some broad conceptual sense a dehumidifier would work, but what you're thinking of is a dehydrator.
spiderpig2007
Yep, someone pointed that out earlier, as well. It is, indeed, a dehydrator that I own. I just had no idea what it's called :P
Xayli
It's such a simple thing to make, and sooooo much better than commercial jerky. You'll enjoy it.
showmeyourbut
Dooooo it. It's so easy. Most of the process is just waiting.
PinnappleTang
hey does the meat cook at 95deg or what?
DanZ51
Wait, are you trying to keep mold from growing in your basement or are you trying to make jerky?
spiderpig2007
Wife brought it home one day, I always assumed it was called dehumidifier :) Thank you, internet stranger, for setting me straight!
DanZ51
When duty calls, I giggle because...dooty.
GreenMeansGoRedMeansStop
I've tried the alton brown recipe. I also add some liquid smoke to my marinades. So tastey.
Luvvie
I really really hate the taste of liquid smoke :(
thecactusfucker
You're probably using too much of it. Treat it like an aromatic. Not to be tasted, but smelled.
Luvvie
I refuse to use it because I hate it when it's in commercial food
Ontolodox
Tobacco sauce? SWEET, I've been looking for a good way to cut down on the smokes!
ScottPerdue12
Danielle, I would be thrilled if you would taste my meat. I think it’s the best 4-8 inches of meat you’ll ever have in your mouth.
ScottPerdue12
And, if you agree to eat my meat, I will let you try some of this jerky I made.
Geauxtigs
Looks dry. Almost as if you somehow removed most of the moisture from it via some dehydration process...
stalewaffles
You sir are witty
trujello2013
Well that doesn't seem right
thelittleenginethatcouldnteven
Great pick-up line.
DeDutchDudeDatDoes
Hi Danielle! :-)
SaturnineComplex
Hello Danielle! Hope you enjoy OPs meat.
sallystrutwellMD
Ah good ol tobacco sauce!
Clanofthecouchpotato
No thanks. I'm trying to quit.
DevonGronka
Mmm. tastes just like cigarettes.
gen1er
Tomaccooooo
thekevinshow
Tastes like Grandma!
StephanieWasTheTrueVillainOfLazyTown
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UndulatingTerrain
My God, it does taste like grandma!
freduardo
I think Tomacco sauce would be even betterer!
Zeroforwinger
That's perfectly cromulent
imyourrealdad
smoked meat?
showmeyourbut
Whoops. Hey I do live in Kentucky though
TheNotoriousKGB
Hiho, fellow Kentuckian here!
likeamagic
I'm not from kentucky but here in Europe we do know KFC :)
itsakidsbooksantiago
I see your major award there on the wall. Well done.
garbagedonut
RIGHT IN THE FRONT ROOM WINDOW
SmokeMeatNotDrugs
What is it? Why, it's a major award!
itsakidsbooksantiago
Fragile? That means it's Italian.
DreamCatcher01
My Dad makes venison jerky every year and he actually made himself a table that has a small cut-out in the middle. He puts the 1/?
DreamCatcher01
tenderloin (that's the only meat he uses) in the hole and uses the sides of the tabletop as a guide so all the cuts of meat are the 2/?
DreamCatcher01
exact same thickness. His jerky is just the best. I wish I knew the recipe so I could share it but he keeps it a secret, even from us. 3/3
showmeyourbut
That sounds awesome. I've been hunting twice and didn't get anything either time :(