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Woo hoo ! FP I'm super happy (: send me some cat pics or dogs I dont mind :3
StefanTheZog
Tell me number 5 doesn't look like a gay Robert Downey Junior.
MoreTacosPlease
The first two led me to believe this was going to be an epic Snapchat story.
ohbabywankenobi
ThePunniestGuy
That one guy should've said, " I hope we don't get Lost on the way."
Haan22
*Starts plotting how to force an emergency landing*
McPopplers
The first picture
tats10bucksUOme
Back in the day, flying was an event... people got dressed up!
FakeNameNumberTwo
And polished their toenails!
Timmarh
I read that all as one crazy flight
triplesees
DefinetlyNotARussianSpy
Airplane! 3
dashers
I'm no fan of feet. But I'd find it hard not to tickle them with something.
XedSed
I expected this to happen after every photo... I was so disappointed
Labracadabradorable
I would have periodically tickled the feet
SkillCheckStudios
I just had a really long, mental argument with that bare feet person.
Aysling
I'm not the only person who does that?!
usernametakenisthestoryofmylife
Did you win?
TheGodBarber
I shamelessly tried to upvote more than once +1
lucarulrie
I thought #1 was a dickhead at first.
CheerfullyGrim
I still do.
plutus34
ThatsTheJoke.jpg
whiskeyzombie
I stared at #3 for like 2 minutes wondering how the fuck a panda was allowed on the plane. Fuck I'm high
sangatster
Are you going to pass that or are you waiting for it to take root in your hands?
scootermcgruter
#1 I thought for sure was going to be about the big penis sitting a couple rows ahead
LawFiveGuy
Rule Change: middle gets both armrests, window gets wall as headrest, aisle gets a little more legrooom, and obnoxious woman gets footrest
Caliburn
LIES! Aisle doesn't get jack shit. The flight attendants constantly going back and forth sometimes with that damn cart. My poor elbows.
LawFiveGuy
... and shoulders. But, when used properly, it can be beneficial. Unless you have to deal with weak bladders in the middle and window.
BazookaBoh
5/7 I would have tickled the feet
minabear
The Saudi men excited about being on an airplane for the first time warmed my heart.
Haan22
I kinda miss being that excited about flying.
AdmJota
Likewise.
shooter45
Hello feet.
marcusyoyo
P_gers
TwoOreoesOneCup
That's what I call passengers.
zflazeda
The feet one killed me
thepunlord
rip
darkninja2992
Tickle those toes
luvsbaldkitty
Hey those feet are sexy ...
malikcarr
There were many worse feet that could have been there.
TK421isAFK
I'm not into feet, but my first thought was that at least they're not horrible, filthy snaggletoes. They look well-groomed and fairly clean.
luvsbaldkitty
Yes I would not oppose a little sucky sucky on those cute little toes
LovelyLadyLumps
I would have tickled her feet
Forunth
So many foot fetishists. And I thought my boyfriend was rare ;D
sangatster
Yeah, apparently
Forunth
I guess it's fun that so many people like it and it's not considered something disgusting
sangatster
I sold Red Wing work boots early in college. I do not have a foot fetish. Not now, not then, not ever.
Sacurason
Out of all kinks, it's one of the most common.
Forunth
Yep, I'm aware of that :)
RobustMongoloid
Whoever the person with the feet was they need a smack round the head
PerturbedBadger
And the hair
TK421isAFK
I woudl have discreetly tied her hair into knots around the screen hinges or whatever it could reach. Maybe squish some gum into it.
RobustMongoloid
Yes! In fact just all the womanspreaders!
idontenglishsorry
what if I told you that those feet turn me on? maybe i would have licked them
Sacurason
I would say that I also have a foot fetish, and yet, you're STILL being really creepy.
idontenglishsorry
This is not even my final form
BaxtersSoup
I bet you're just as awkward to talk to in real life.
idontenglishsorry
You bet your ass i am
LizMcWow
Which airline has a chat room?!
C0SMICpube
Etihad airways also had a chatroom when i used it.
jebascho
I believe it's Virgin America.
LaPlaceTransforms
I believe it's Virgin Atlantic
jebascho
You're right. Virgin America wouldn't have seats H and J.
ProfessorSnugglesworth
I believe it's Virgin Galactic
NasaFakedTheMoon
I believe it's virgin solar system
peakbleak
In my experience, emirates and Singapore do also
dinoeggs
InterestingFacts
Probably just trying to see the light of day one last time
ITurnedMyPhoneIntoAnImgurDump
TBH, thought that windows was a mouth
ImHighTheScienceGuy
How are high you?
ITurnedMyPhoneIntoAnImgurDump
Yes
navmanrocks
And their last
3bdallah
It's from a comedy TV show called "Tash ma tash"
IHaveThePerfectPuzzleForYou
Wow, that is old as shiiiiit lol
BearsBeetsandBattlestarGalactica
I remember that show
isaidhelloyoufooliloveyou
How long ago?
BearsBeetsandBattlestarGalactica
Maybe about 10 years ago? They used to put it on all the time in Ramadan
pc404
Tash Tash tash ma tash
3bdallah
Tash Tash tash ma taaash
Deusmalum
on their last* ride
hippybobby
Allahu
Rollinonfourwheelsandpaws
Its what got my up vote
Fishstickies
"Those two towers ?" asked Jamal ..
DoritosAndSoul
Oh shit. I laughed.
marcusyoyo
Or the last one (I'm sorry had to do this)
KronaSamu
*and last one
TheBannedOne2
AlmostRetro
Ha...haha....hahahhaaaaaaaa
Theforgottenartoffuckey
fish1552
If you hadn't, I would have. :)
Squanto229
Dumbladorable
alleyc
First time they Saudi view from a plane.
neofawx
Window seats are great when you are flying for the first time or when you're with family. Aisle seats (away from washrooms) are perfect.
EndersShadow
I thought #1 and 2 were the same story. I was about to point out the fact there's a dick on the plane.
sb0n
Me too! When I saw the third pic I was like "Ohh".
Leavan
I knowwwwwwww I
Fairdinkums
I thought it was gonna be a rude one, happy it wasn't
Okiegoon
Soooo many ways it could have (actually internet, probably will be) but I'm happy it was a good one too. :)
Enquidou
same here :)
icicledrops
That's me on every plane
AlwaysTrustTheManInABigWhiteVan
Every flight is your first? You must have Alzheimer's
naino123
Me too:)
HowAreWeAliveIfWeAreMadeOutOfThingsThatAreDead
I too turn into 2 Saudi old men.
overlysexualisedroastduck
That's me on a coach..
dinoeggs
You must be adorable then!
alittletime
oh when they look through windows, its cute, but when I do it, I'm "being a creep" and i need to "stop watching my wife dress"
SnazzyLittleUpvoteWhore
At least it's your wife
SuperiorPosterior
No, it's my wife. He clearly quoted me as saying "stop watching my wife dress."
commitmentproof
2 Saudi old me instead of 2 old Saudi men reads weirdly
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QuazMasta
If you're speaking English
pogidaga
Imma toucha the toesies.
Rkyle0
Easy there Stuntman Mike
dragon6172
I would have taken them to market
sangatster
Capitalists unite!
FakeNameNumberTwo
Anarchists untie!
sangatster
Puns abound! Fly free my children, FLY FREE!
CatsandDnD
I would have drawn on them.
XxOnlinedudexX
Always draw dick butt on limbs that don't belong in your bubble
Jabroni29
I would have massaged them...with my keys.
FakeNameNumberTwo
Please just wave, Joe.
Jramodarr
would've tickled em... with a pen... drawing dicks
YetAnotherQualityPostFromAbortedFetusNecrophiliac
"Who's been drawing dicks"
PastaIsLife
Or anything wet, they'd freak out
JonasPetrov
Touch tha cheesy toasies??!
Nuggetmcg
I just smell the toesies?
FakeNameNumberTwo
eww
NachoPete
That's fine.
ZachNanamus
And I toucha the toesies
NachoPete
Oh my god I'm going to drown you!
ishbal444
Omg is this funny????
pogidaga
http://imgur.com/t/touch_da_fishy/HbPmEE4
FeckItImAubreyPlazaNow
It's a reference.
gbombuh
At least they were nice feet
StephenBB81
wow! who puts there bare feet on other peoples arm rests! I'd probably have spilled juice on them
PrimeTimeAction
To be honest, it wouldnt bother me. Considering how congested the seats are, its fair game.
pookieeatworld
My sister used to do this when I'd ride up front. Pissed me off so bad...
AlwaysAMess
Just sneeze on them.
BlueGodBalmung
"Juice", yeah...
Dragongrumble
FEET. HELP. FEET.
MoreTacosPlease
Or coffee. Probably coffee.
fbutt09
TheVoicesInMyHead
A well-directed sneeze should do the trick.
BR14Sparkz
Get the fucking nail file out and file them things - see how quickly they retract!
AliBarber
Yeah but how do you get a nail file on?
ShentoSama
Disguise it as a pair of tweezers, which are disguised as a therapy turkey.
Chemorganiac
Last time i was flying the guy behind me would constantly put his feet in my face. No kidding.
leadoxide2
I would have tickled...
boobphysicist
i would have gotten a ketchup packet and poured it on their feet while they were sleeping and wake them up saying OH MY GOD YOU'RE BLEEDING
YouBloatedSackOfProtoplasm
Lick them.
Ilovehamandpineapplepizza
I...I do. There's barely any leg room!
iamreginaphalange
Yes! I was hoping someone would admit to it. I do it too!
SpringPixie
Is she inconveniencing him in any way? I do that because I get incredibly painful legs on planes, and trains in fact.
AllLivesDontMatter
Yes, he'd probably like to rest his arm without having to worry about touching her dirty feet.
UndercoverDumbledore
Pretend to be asleep leaning that way with your mouth open, dribble water, watch them go from comfy to disgusted in 0.3 seconds.
rotinaj
Spit on them.
Zenzui
There's nothing wrong with feet.
wildcardbitches94
This is why I only fly first class ever
TooShyToUseMainAccount
If you have a foot or tickling fetish (or you're just bored) and touch her, but HER feet are on YOUR armrest, who's in trouble - you or her?
Haan22
The male is always in the wrong.
TheOriginalNonfiction
Well don't admit to the fetish otherwise you could be in trouble. Since it could be considered sexual assault (fondling).
onionstick
Lick them, but never admit you have a fetish
FakeNameNumberTwo
Asking the real questions
wonder89
Roll up some magazines and stuff them there like yo didn't see 'em
aleister94
I'd grind my elbow into their toes
VernonLamb
Crushed ice.
ImSorryEh
Make sure to bring nail clippers on the flight with you, no one will put their feet on your armrest after that!
sunyudai
I was thinking of a little black nail polish, draw dicks on the toenails.
furriephillips
Should've given them a sneaky lick ;)
Seymour974
OR give them a free foot massage .
reesareesa
I'd tickle them
alwaysbehindthetimes
I fly once per week for work and the only guy I can stand to sit with likes to take his shoes off. The smell is a small price to pay to not
Syralight
I use sandals and socks. Doesn't smell and my toes are free(kinda).
alwaysbehindthetimes
Have to talk to anyone.
spiffylookingnerfherder
I always bring clean socks in my carry on so I can de shoe without bothering anyone. Perhaps you could suggest it to your friend?
MoonbuttTheGreat
It's not always the feet that smell... Some people's shoes are absolutely rancid
DirtyBirdofQuestionableGeometry
Tickle.
funie200
I had that too one time. It was a horrible experience...
daveisamonster
Should have just asked if he could suck her toes. Probably would have solved or real quick. Or got kinky fast
Vipre
I would have puked on them, if now with real puke then with orange juice. Only way you can guarantee they won't put them back up there.
TheRelevancyOfMyNameIsRelativelyIrrelevant
pet the feet, solve the problem
apollo716
Tickle them.
NorthmanoftheNorth
LICK THE FEET! LICK THE FEET! LICK THE FEET! LICK THE FEET! LICK THE FEET! LICK THE FEET! LICK THE FEET! LICK THE FEET! LICK THE FEET! 1/2
NorthmanoftheNorth
LICK THE FEET! 2/2
sunyudai
Hmm.... have we identified a fetish here?
NorthmanoftheNorth
Come closer and you'll find out ;) TLDR I will totes lick your feet.
sunyudai
I think I'm actually more amused by a 6 word TLDR to a 6 word statement...
sunyudai
Eh, while not really my thing, I also don't mind. I'm down.
pitbulllove5891
As a flight attendant, I always tell people to put their feet down because it's gross.
ByThePowerOfGrayskull
avyon
You are a hero.
LawFiveGuy
Wait for drink service. Dip fingers in drink, maximize moisture retention. Seize the moment to flick & fake sneeze. There's no recovering.
azarza
consider it done!
PandiesINTENSIFIES
You are so evil. I like it.
mallywanders
Excuse me, I just sneezed all over your hair, I am so sorry (and if she whines just admit it was fake and say you really will sneeze in her
mallywanders
Hair if even a single strand of it shows up there again.
digbickcaddy
Or kindly ask the person to move their feet..?
HelloMax
People who go barefoot on airplanes are animals. Trying to be rational would be a waste. How would you not know that's gross to other people
LawFiveGuy
I was being snarky, but really, in their eyes you are the selfish one and they learn nothing. Don't know who gave you -1, but I put it back
concaveUsurper
Sometimes, there are people who do not respond well to kindly asking. we call these people shitmongers and we fake sneeze on their feet.
kustomkirk
I fly at least 2 times per week...Every week...And this nasty shit happens ALL the time. People have no respect for others space.
SometimesISayHistoryStuff
Lick your fingers then start tickling them. It will be so weird and awkward they'll have to move.
aliiak
And announce loudly that you've a foot fetish
SometimesISayHistoryStuff
I just go with low moans, grunts, and the occasional "Oh God yes." Gets the point across and is somehow worse than just admitting the fetish
beck25
So you're going to make a post about air travel stories?!
stevetehpirate
Get drunk, rant about the plane crashing, and try and choke someone. #11 did this and got tons of space, and ducttape!
samsonguy920
From what I understand with planes these days, what space is there really for people?
WookieWookieWookie
Well there is the floor space, where your feet are supposed to go. There's no excuse for putting them up on an armrest.
Rox2
Plenty, if you pay for it. But most people just want their super cheap fare so that's what the airlines cater to.
mush01
samsonguy920
I have a feeling a lot of people agree with your dark analogy there.
wonder89
Deregulation was a bitch.
FragileReality
You ain't see nothin yet!
drbloodbathmc
Deregulation allowed normal people to fly. So I'd say it was give and take.
PascalsBookie
yeah, but you can still spend a lot of money and fly fancy if you want. it's called first class, which is what coach used to be.
CaptainSquared
I always wonder what occupation a person would have to fly so much. May I ask what your career is?
rugbyref
Consultant?
haddieman
Flight attendant
MoonbuttTheGreat
Boeing 747?
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BreakerMark78
My friend is in the air twice a week as well. In any given month, he spends 8-10 nights at his house.
MemeStealingSkeleton
Airplane seat
valeriesghost
Hitman.
bendap
Sales?
reediculous84
I loudly requested that for the rest of the flight "NO ONE TOUCH MY ELBOW WITH THEIR FEET" problem solved through embarrassment
AbidiAbida
Did you tell them to move their feet?
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CocaineAndSelfPleasure
It gets old immediately. Airports are the worst!
StephenBB81
I used to fly regularly with my old Job, Amex Flight Platinum made airports easy, fast lanes in security, and free lounge access
StephenBB81
I wouldn't say it is great, but it isn't bad, sitting on a plane or in a car for 8h is about the same.
gbombuh
At least they were nice feet
RogertheSassyAlien
And if I get drunk well I'll pass out on the floor now baby, your feet won't bother me no more!
rosely
And now I'll have Reel Big Fish stuck in my head all day
Sacurason
Holy shit, guys, it's okay to like feet, but you should understand how it'd be unpleasant for others that aren't into that.
PigeonFace
Once, my sister fell asleep on me and the guy in front of me reclined his seat fully, so I was stuck with my laptop and I couldn't wake him
Sithrak
Plane is at 15000 feet you say?
Britich
Id have scribbled penis on them with permanent markers, or crushed them with my elbow.
tsvavyway342
Next time I fly I will take a feather with me just in case so I can tickle the person.
docboom
Ask the Mrs. next to you to borrow her makeup brush for exactly the same reason
TinySheep
That's how you get pinkeye
malloryjean8
It's comments like these that I live for. Has me busting out laughing at inappropriate times XD
JohnFloorwalker
I dunno. I'd take it as they fancy a bit of a tickle. A sure fire way to either make a friend or free up some elbow space.
IgnatiusJReilly2601
I poured water on a woman's feet when she did this to me. I gave her a deadpan "Whoops, sorry." She got the message.
Marikhen
If i thought this'd happen to me I'd carry a bottle of horrible nail polish and paint their toe nails something like puke red/brown.
Horstdorsch
Lick their feet
entropyk
Should have started whispered conversation with feet with occasional glances at owner.
mangenak
I will smear some kind wet mucus on that feet.
Agent
Splash a bit of coffee creamer on them ans moan "Oh fuck yeah."
whothefuckisTittsMaggie
Saw a woman do this going to D.C. Stuck it through the middle of two seats. Talk about ew!!!
hiig
Lift the armrest and they wont have anything to rest on.
headlessness
I really want to know what duct tape dude did?
hiig
He ordered a black coffee with milk and the flight attendant finally snapped
sangatster
OK THAT'S IT! - flight attendant probably
GreyPocket
Put his feet on the dude in front of his arm rest...
Trumpolicious
This demands more upvotes.
HD2composer
I did my part. May other patrons continue with this effort. +1
Trumpolicious
myranos
Not gonna lie, I thought that was Andy Richter doing a joke.
hand2glandkombat
You just know that dude had the mother of all hangovers after this went down
Matdredalia
This was my question, too. Thanks for getting here first! ❤️
LexManos
Drunk aparently, http://nypost.com/2013/01/04/drunk-passenger-taped-to-seat-during-jfk-bound-flight-after-ranting-plane-was-going-to-crash/
StonesCrossRoads
I've been told that people with muscle spasms and forms of tourettes have the zip ties on their legs to stop from annoying people.
iswim
Yeah, that's actually true, but they don't duct tape their mouth!
IguanaOnAStick
there's a good story behind that pic I'm sure!
Terminal56
I thought that he had epilepsy or something and the person who posted it was making fun if him. There was a post a few days ago like that
aninvisiblemaniac
I thought it was cause he was prone to seizures but there's more restraint than I think he would need so idk
supergreenpasta
Just a terry gettin froggy
burgerandy
mabanfama
They done draxxt his sklounst!
Handmemybrownpants
That sounds like an IKEA drawl...
ScottsTotz
burgerandy
thewildweasel
Farted.
TwoOreoesOneCup
Let out a deep belly laugh, I needed that +1
lazlo09
They taped the wrong bodyparts then...
IHaveThePerfectPuzzleForYou
"STOP CROP DUSTING!" - Flight attendant
morningxafter
Definitely a just punishment
thewildweasel
Aggressively.
LexManos
Drunk aparently, http://nypost.com/2013/01/04/drunk-passenger-taped-to-seat-during-jfk-bound-flight-after-ranting-plane-was-going-to-crash/
SexySquatch
Guy should have been knocked the fuck out.
Sarcasticlydelicious
The BAC for flying is .04? Shouldn't that be zero tolerance?
AskingTheRealQuestions
There is zero tolerance for any airport job if you've ever touched pot, but you can literally be intoxicated on alcohol while flying. Kk.
Sarcasticlydelicious
Our pot and alcohol laws have had no intelligent/logical thought put into them
kindsoberandfullydressed
Guy sounds like an asshole
lncorrectGrammerNazi
+1. You the real MVP!
knarlygoat
So fun fact I learned today it's actually against FAA regulations to let someone intoxicated on a plane FAR 91.17.b
baronridiculous
He was drunk. Which makes taping his mouth like that even more dangerous. Vomit + taped mouth = choke to death. Very bad idea.
Dubrtd
If he needs to be restrained like that on a plane, would it be a disaster if the world continued without him?
baronridiculous
It would be a disaster for the person who did it, who would then likely go on trial for it, and bad for the company who would get sued.
NachoPete
Meh.
Comet260
HA! That response I like.
baronridiculous
You're not going to be saying "Meh" when you're on trial for negligent homicide.
NachoPete
You don't know my life.
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OrC23
Uhm. Not me.
YouThinkThatsBad
Pilots in case the plane cracks or the windshield breaks.
Mithi
Pilots
sangatster
Beats me. I'm a tweezers man myself.
sangatster
Wait a minute....
outlawrin
bondage convention?
hanabakemono
I usually carry a roll of duct tape in my purse. I thought that was a thing everyone did?
theoriginaldickbutt
Same here, a mini roll of Gorilla tape. Never know when you might need it.
sangatster
I could wife you so hard.
hanabakemono
Thanks, but dinner first. XD
sangatster
Well you should know before we go any further that, well, it's hard to say. Oh hellwidit, I'm a niceguybut. That's what the ladies call me.
RAdministrator
US Marshals, maybe. Or Red Green.
DrTremendous
Ah. Red Green. Now that's a name I've not heard in a long time.