YannietheYanitor
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Nov 2, 2015 10:21 PM
YannietheYanitor
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Jusmar
"huh...Oh shit"
camelturk
" He said a drug word damn "
ialwaysnoticetheunnoticed
"shit thats me"
babypotato
Monica
poopymcgee63
I read that in Antonio banderas' voice
somewhatintelligent
Is that Dave Chapelle?
goodguyC
Either someone's having a party, or I forgot to do my shirt laundry....
BuckBoost
IT'S RICK JAMES, BITCH!
BleepBlorpBop
CELEBRATE!
Thiscuriousquest
Tyrone Biggums for VP!
Jusmar
I can see the VP debate basically being the Fear Factor episode.
idiotn00b
Hot sauce!
Jusmar
You know, Martha Raddatz , this is not the first time I've tasted penis! In my line of work, you taste penises all the time!
Croltown
TIL can read lips
esperi1974
Bernie: "If I become President YOU WILL RESPECT MY AUTHORITAH!"
ThisIsGod
LEGALIZE IT! Stop spending taxpayer money on state jails and stop supporting for-profit prisons that benefit from anti-pot laws!
TheSkipjack95
For profit prisons ? That's a thing ? holy hell
ThisIsGod
Oh yes, and they're rife with corruption. Take a few moments to educate yourself.
ThisIsGod
https://www.washingtonpost.com/posteverything/wp/2015/04/28/how-for-profit-prisons-have-become-the-biggest-lobby-no-one-is-talking-about/
KillingTlme
Manually add the / at the end to make this work.
BeeR411
I WANNA TALK TA SAMSON!!!
Dismang
http://24.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_ljj1q8Kq1Q1qj0e5wo1_500.jpg
JackBeak
Context?
Aaronspark777
If elected, Bernie will legalize marijuana nationally.
Aaronspark777
If elected, Bernie will legalize marijuana nationally.
AliElkie
I once met up with an ex for coffee and accidentally called him by my current Bf's name. He looked really hurt, I felt bad
Dispatcher007
The one you're looking for is one pic <--- That way.
AliElkie
Haha oops, no idea how that happened
Dispatcher007
It's okay. :P At least I knew what you were talking about!
AliElkie
To everyone else I just look like I'm randomly announcing stories about my ex :)
Dispatcher007
Lol. Well. If they open the threads, they'll get it now. You're safe. ;)
illegalacorn
???
RottGut
Wrong post up vote anyway!
AliElkie
I done fucked up somehow
barnwolf
I wonder how China's war on Opiates worked out. Banned in 1729. Lost a war trying to keep it out in 1839. Peak use in 1906.
TheBatleyTownswomensGuild
Bernie's drug policy is mostly formed from his memories of the Chinese Opium wars.
TheThingNoNotThatOne
Well, it didn't help that the British was smuggling opium by the ton to get the Chinese addicted so they'd open trade routes with them.
DefinatlyNotTheNSA
Oh come on, the worst thing a pot head will do to you is tell you a long ass story that doesn't go anywhere, then ask you for a ride home
GetSchwifty
"Fuck i forgot where what i was saying."
InfinitusEquitas1
AND and eat any unnatended food.
esassin
thats to be expected of any friend in your house though, they are entirely welcome to it. As long as its not somethin im savin in the fridge
BuckBoost
Like that fresh piece of pie?
BuckBoost
Poontang pie?
DammitIHadSomethingForThis
You stay away from that pie, or so help me I will gut you like a carp
homeboyworecombatbootstothebeach
This is so accurate
DragonLordG
The WORST thing a pothead will do is lose all ambition and drive they had in their life and slowly whither to mediocrity.
HowYouMean
And alcohol doesn't have the potential to do this? Come on. You cant make that argument when something that is legal can do the same thing.
DragonLordG
That's not my argument in any way, shape or form. As far as worst-case scenarios go, this is a really nice one to have.
Awhaleandabowlofpetunias
I know so many potheads who are the exact opposite of this.
DragonLordG
Almost as if the absolute worst case scenario isn't the most common result!
bamcockseverywhere
"Just be the best you can be. And the best you, you can be is about average, so learn to celebrate average more."
MrBananaBeak
This can be true of any number of things.
DragonLordG
Yes. As far as worst-case scenarios go, it's a pretty good one.
kantackistan
Ok, riddle for you: My entire calculus class and I fall out of an airplane at 1000 ft. Being their teacher, I have the only parachute. 1/3
ThisIsGod
Riddle? This sounds like common sense. Take the chute and save yourself.
kantackistan
Since I am a cool teacher, I'm not much of a drag. So I have half the air resistance of my students. There are 5 students below me. 2/3
kantackistan
Given the pull of gravity is 9.8 meters per second squared, HOW DO I REACH THESE KEEEEDS?!
ThatsJustYourOpinionMan
Yes.
Waskom
Just wait, you'll meet em at the bottom
WoahShocksMyBrain
Ok I legit thought you were crowd sourcing your math homework for a minute.
B1LLc0sby
Acceleration of gravity*
abcdefghijklmnopqrstuvwxyz1234567890
1,000 feet in the air or above sea level.
shoutuckerfatheroftheyear
Have you tried a web comic?
kantackistan
I am trying one yes!
shoutuckerfatheroftheyear
http://i2.kym-cdn.com/entries/icons/original/000/012/132/thatsthejoke.jpg
Puppydonk
Pizza, frenchfry.
bolland01
You fall.
GoogleFucker
Look, I suck at math, but if you say you have half the air resistance, you are already falling faster
LetMePointOut
Please don't mix units
kantackistan
For you, baby, I'm willing to convert.
avidatheist
If you have half the air resistance you should be falling faster. You should have no problem reaching them.
kantackistan
Trick question; there's no way I'm twice as cool as my students. Are you kidding? Those kids are so fly they don't even need parachutes!
YouJustKindaWantIt
At 1000ft you are already below minimum pack opening altitude. Forget about the kids. Open your parachute immediately!
GandalfTheUltraViolet
Duh, tell them to make the umbrella shape, and you make the arrow shape.
kantackistan
Good God man, I'm a calculus teacher, not a synchronized swim teacher! I can MAYBE get them to form a bell curve.
GandalfTheUltraViolet
Close enough! Then you make a tan line.