TheThingNoNotThatOne

490063 pts ยท June 25, 2013


I dedicate this to all the girls who wouldn't sleep with me, and all the girls who slept with me and realized their mistake. I'd dedicate this to the girls who have slept with me and enjoyed it, but this has to be dedicated to someone. Here's my puppy http://i.imgur.com/VKQKybY.jpg sleeping away, all cute and fluffy. Editor's note: Vito, TheThingNoNotThatOne's puppy, was taken to a farm upstate to chase rabbits and herd all TheThing's party guests into 1 room and bark loudly when one went to the bathroom. He left 9-15-2015 at roughly 7:30PM. He is survived by his family. He was a good boy.

There's gonna be an uptick in 911 calls because they're killing the name of this bill

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We all love Creepy Uncle Joe, but I absolutely adore The Onion's Diamond Joe Biden, and I'm going to miss them when he's gone

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Time to feel sad about you came from

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When a girl I met on Tinder doesn't fuck by third date

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When I'm trying out new angles for my nudes for bae and my parents walk in

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Inspiring. I hope we can learn to end bullying once and for all through viral campaigns like this.

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A pidgey's reaction when you're about to catch them, and they realize you have a hundred pidgey's so he's going to be "transferred to Professor Willow"

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This will probably be a pretty useful reaction gif

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Doom, with every image replaced with Tim Allen and every sound replaced with him saying "Aeuhhh?" (including the music)

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When the need arises, please use this image appropriately.

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Grandma's shoe game on point

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When I'm browsing Imgur with a friend and political spam pops up.

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After what seemed like forever, I finally found a wonderful, beautiful, perfect bride...

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It's my cake day, and I'm unoriginal and unfunny, so here's so throwback favorites from my early days on Imgur

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MRW I find an album called "Fucked Up Titties"

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Zombie time, come on grab you dog....

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Kanye West officially apologizes to Beck

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The HTC Mini - it's a phone for your phone

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All I could think of when I saw the mother/child remains

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When I come back to the apartment after a one night stand and all my roommates are waiting for me

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Went to a whorehouse. My friend asked me what I saw.

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When you're roasting someone for not being proficient in Excel

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Me and the lads' reaction I'm out having a look in JD and I might fancy the Curry Club at 'Spoons but then my mate Callum who's an absolute ledge and the Archbishop of Banterbury says "Oi brevs let's have a cheeky Nandos instead"

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HRW I'm super horny but she doesn't want to have sex but agrees to it anyway but wants to delay it as much as possible then I finish in 10 seconds

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My cousin uploaded this to Facebook. Finally strong enough to try a tire flip

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Carlton does the Carlton on Dancing With the Stars

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When I throw my mixtape on

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The most adorable injury

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The pirate's hypocrisy

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Come see how freedom lives!

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Here comes the feels, here comes the feels...

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Sexual innuendo

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Your dad's reaction when I stick my dick through the bathroom stall glory hole at the gay bar on Broad Street, despite telling you and your mother he was going out of town on a business trip to Tucson, Arizona

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Well this is a pretty straightforward ad.

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When a girl sees me checking out her sweater puppies

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When I tell people Saitama is just a younger version of Master Roshi

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Tom Wheeler, the evil FCC Chairman who's in the pocket of US telcom companies, changed the standard for broadband

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Friend just put this on Facebook - "Please be my friend"

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Need some help

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2 Ferguson police officers were shot during protests

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I want a refund

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10 Great Musical Artists You May Not Have Heard Of (or you have heard of them, which is cool too)

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MMA fighter declared victor after absorbing opponent's soul

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When a resplendent female who dates an asshole hears me call her "M'lady" and sees me tip my fedora

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Cop subdues armed black man without shooting him

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Pope fans look like their team is down by 2 in the fourth quarter

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The piece is titled "Shit, I forgot to get a costume"

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"Check out my mixtape fam" taken to a whole new level

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My puppy got dressed up for valentine's day

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MRW as a European I purposely bring up America's shortcomings just to brag about how awesome my country is

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Sacha Baron Cohen's new film, Grimsby, made a few people angry

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AMA - the son of a former Hell's Angel member

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Economic analysis of various proposals

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You can take the man out of Australia, but you can't the Australia out of the man

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The average Imgurian

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Seals are raping penguins and scientists don't know why.

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Justin Bieber challenges Questlove on Jimmy Fallon

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When the water in the shower is too hot

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As the city burns around him, a fiery passion burns within him. The passion...to dance

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When I post a gif I think is funny, but nobody else does

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