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Michelle Jenneke
She will be competing in the women's 100m hurdles on the 17th
TeraGX
I love how much she loves herself.
Faceplant34
#9 the girl intently staring at Michelle's butt is my hero.
Lowlsqwid
DaftKid
3 DAYS BOYOS. GO JENNEKE GO
bigskeezy
Interviewed her right after she went viral. Sweet girl.
MyFavoritesIsAllComics
This is what happens when you know exactly how extremely cute you are
JeepJoop
I would make the sex if you know what I mean
Necromartian
I understand what you mean!
MadAl96
Making Australia proud, and making me hard.
Ablus
Has she even reached the olympics?
Nikki1236969
She thinks she's cuter than she actually is.
jamesgrevell
I would tap that so fast, I would break a lot of Olympic records!
iHasanOscar
9.12 seconds?
jamesgrevell
9.01 ;)
DontbeRickdiculous
She's sexy as hell. But it sure seems like she's trying way too hard.
LincolnSiixEcho
You are who you are
HisNamEisMYnamEtOO93
Better than not trying at all you obtuse ignoramous
Nal0x0ne
Or may be , she is well put of your league
skiprains
It might be perception, but it seems like she's overdoing the pre race warmup that made her attractive to so many people. Just a thought.
IWishIWereNotAllergicToCats
Uh, she's not one of the salivating neckbeards who keep reposting this stuff again and again and again.
Hagboxes
Is this what love feels like?
WookieeBoogiee
Thank me later: https://youtu.be/fSTaK8FDnv0
swifty01
I'll thank you right now.
IdrinkToomuch
CHEERS LOVE! THE CAVALRYS HERE
SentientDust
Is the Clarkson footage from the Grand Tour? I definitely haven;t seen it in old Top Gear...
copingcabana
To be fair to the driver, it's hard to race while handling your own stick, if-you-know-what-I-mean.
imophalblue
Top Gear on tour. Live show.
SebastianVettelDoubleOhFive
He straight up stared at her ass. It was glorious
Katalliaan
I'd believe it, especially when he does stuff like this: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=OWRreX-_Jw4
DxnM
If he did that now he'd get slaughtered
nexagelion
To be fair to Clarkson, so would I.
MisterSausage
So would most men and probably a lot of women.
noderoom
i hate this fucking website sometimes
Killertortilla
Then fuck right off, no one gives a fuck about your opinion
noderoom
thorkild91
SanKa13
Virgin fanboy detected.
DaftKid
TRIGGER ME TIMBERS
SilentScreamsX
Nobody is forcing you to look at it.
noderoom
Every now and then there are interesting, original photographs. But the "community" is a bunch of entitled, unconscious juveniles
SanKa13
Huur duur, he can express an opinion fucker
noderoom
Don't like what someone said, but can't muster the wit to disagree with them intelligently? No problem! just hit that red arrow and BAM gone
lilycurran
While the site also frustrates me sometimes, it's difficult to 'respond intelligently' to a reply that's just "I fucking hate X".
lilycurran
If it's any consolation, she used to have a poor reputation in Oz for being too about aesthetics and less about competition.
lilycurran
That's not to say she isn't trying or that she's not a nice person, but that's the rep she had.
SilentScreamsX
I try not to get into a battle of wits with an unarmed person. It's not fair.
noderoom
ok that one was pretty good.
deleston
Death by snu snu
dekket
She's adorable.
therealjackalicious
I asked my wife if I could ask her out and if she's cool with it. She said, "IF she says yes I'm 100℅ cool with it."
nanflasted
itsatrap.jpg
therealjackalicious
Nope. She just knows it's never going to happen.
MasterFlippyFloppy
My scoliosis is cured.
GeorgeSmiley
I can see colors again
MasterFlippyFloppy
I think I just forgave my fa... naaaahh.
jdpt
Sexy AF
Leaveittojebus
DaveTheReaper
i had the most wonderful dream with her in it, had a picnic on a mountain danced by a waterfall, and as the sun set i leaned in and...
Deceptiraptor
Actually thought you'd say she ran away.
PatchesMcJeanJacket
DaveTheReaper
I FUCKING WOKE UP !!!
TrolleyProblems
I almost thought the story was going to end with her sprinting away
Conflict
Haven't we all? Its the worst feeling. They are always the most real feeling as well.
nejcek
Quick! Go back to sleep and resume the dream!
pussydestroyingsincebirth
she said "I need about tree-fiddy."
NastyHabit
At that time I realized she was the goddamn loch ness monster.
SillySnowFox
I find it odd the animated one has vanished:
ImOnlyHereForTheCheese
Why is her neck so long and her waist so tiny?
IllegalDuckling
Why is she made of pastel?
SerIceTheDemon
Australia is a mysterious place.
vale2199
IDK maybe because it's a caricature...
iHveNoCleverName
Cartoon maybe.
talkingtothepast
Everyone being like "she's trying to hard". So what?! It's working. She's cute as hell.
Porecomesis
dismissively at the inside of their own rectal passages. God forbid that someone try too hard! God forbid that they insert a little (2/5)
Porecomesis
Well, if you're so concerned about looking cool and dignified you can't put the effort to meet something halfway, (4/5)
Porecomesis
then maybe you're the one with the problem, mate! (5/5)
FlatPlutoSociety
I wonder what these people think the appropriate amount of trying is.
fofalooza
It's based on how attractive the person is so there's no clear scale.
Porecomesis
passion into the things they do, forcibly if necessary, spraying their passion all around the inside of- Sorry, that got weird on me. (3/5)
LemonFanta
A lot of people are turned off by pretension.
EZas314
This isn't pretention bud.
LemonFanta
I'm not your bud, pal. And a grown woman acting like a little girl is literally the definition of pretension.
avervetmonkey
There is nothing pretentious about her, just adorkable unbridled energy. https://www.youpak.com/watch?v=flAZfQaa2fo
LemonFanta
gah gah goo goo
avervetmonkey
Why do you find it so distasteful to see people who behave more vivacious than the average person on the street?
LemonFanta
When did I say distasteful?
Porecomesis
Zero Punctuation's Yahtzee says — "trying too hard" is a criticism leveled by aloof, joyless wank-tanks who spend their days smirking (1/5)
gamesthatiplay
Hey Zero Punctuation! High Five and yeah the term try hard is used by someone to take you down a notch so they can be as miserable.
gamesthatiplay
She's just getting famous with flamboyance and without being an Imagurian.
Bob64
thisisveryunique
I think by now everyone have heard that.
DontTalkToMeOrMyWaifuEverAgain
Hasn't everyone heard? It was my understanding that everyone has heard
TheBeerDoctor
Heard about what?
TheSpeakerOfTheHouse
Mamama murd murd murd, murder's the word...
RolandNL
No don't!
thisisveryunique
[Having seizure] Ba ba ba ba ba ba ba um mau mau ba ba um mau mau. https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=QXLqMB6vBic
JKrlvgn
Ok. So...extremely cute. Humor. Raced a car. Where is the part that kills me, Australia?
StandardDeviant
Her stinger
superking32
The noise, mate.
AussieNotNamedBruce
Cuteness overload.
JKrlvgn
Yes, please.
qqkikilicious
Her thighs.
JKrlvgn
Please, thank you.
DumpingCrispWallpapersEveryWeek
Them thighs could crack your skull.
YouCouldntHandleMyUsername
She seems like a girl who never lets anyone else talk during a conversation
malfunctionm1ke
Death by snu snu
112864
snu snu
JKrlvgn
<3 jenneke snu snu
FrankMcCullough
You said it.... Australia. Australia is the part that kills you! Just the name itself is venomous!
JKrlvgn
Oh no! Maybe...I am the fool.
suomynonA
She's also an engineering student (mechanical and electrical engineering) and is single.
JKrlvgn
.eugael ym fo tuo si ehS
scooterific
Really? I'm Gold on league is that high enough?
smeefy
hpv
Droflum
Everything is death in Australia
flowseeker
She should win Gold for smiling
JKrlvgn
Right?? Stunning smile, seems genuine.
PlesiosaurWithElementsOfAnIdeaOfTheLochNessMonsterBoy
Two words, Vagina Dentata.
semixpro
She eats her mate after she has sex with him.
JKrlvgn
I could handle that.
SucTup
.
JKrlvgn
..
noWhiteHorseHereJustBatturuPrinsu
Her dad (/brother(s)?) / male friends if you hurt her
JKrlvgn
...damn it. Also good point.
gwiz665
Dentata.
PhiIIipJFry
Honest question, is the everything kills you a meme at this point or do you honestly think we deal with that stuff all the time?
JKrlvgn
It's a joke, honestly, but there are some really badass things that are there.
Killertortilla
No on from Australia ever says it's dangerous, there's a lesson to be learned there.
JKrlvgn
That's just to lure people there so Australians don't get eaten.
nameman
I'm Australian and I've never been killed.
MyNameChris
Yeah. But did you die?
Killertortilla
Same here. Never kill.
Ipostunnecessarilyhostilecommentsonimgurposts
RIGHT HERE MOTHER FUCKER
tehzpoon
Username checks out
JKrlvgn
YOU CAN'T TELL ME WHAT TO DO!!!
lalwaysupvotecatsandTHT
The fact that you'll never have a girl like her.
applesandspahgetti
I just witnessed a fucking slaughter
nightmarerunner
Brutal
Bermude
OOooooooooo
bobstallone
She's the only Australian who isn't upside down. What does that tell you?
iamstormtroll
That you're an idiot?
SirSparblington
RexiZehTurtle
Bru'al
freezepopsaregood
iHasanOscar
Ewww I'm gay
Fatherdoodle
Well I do crossfit
Mycologics
I'm vegan!
Grudgebearingmidget
That was so fucking savage, it knocked up his wife, daughter and is currently eating the household pets.
yourmomisminenow
tfw you'll never do the australian kiss with her, why even live?
feeltheice
If the person asking is American all they gotta do is show up. Ausie women love Americans
MrPoopyDickButt
And Americans love jailbirds
JKrlvgn
I mean...I am American. Texan too. Hmmm...maybe Cody can get me a number?
fofalooza
I sense a trap.
JackOfSomeTradesAndMasterOfOne
How else will they feed the spiders? Horny, lonely and dumb American [and Canadian] tourists. We're nutritious!
fleXbad
Bailey Jay?
SuperTroid
Why?
kmikl
Apparently, they taste like barbecue and chocolate when you eat them. Can't confirm though.
feeltheice
Same reason why American women like others. Accents...
MrStLouis
My God....
TheBroz
Savage...
JKrlvgn
Nah, I accepted that long ago. I meant, like..razorteeth or hidden knives, or secret dropbears or something.
CrunchyLookingLeaf
swimming knives*
HeyGuysAmIRelevantYet
Probably a country girl. Or has a pet red-belly.
RonaldBilliusWeasley
+1 for dropbears
OphelianAshe
She can crush man's skull between her thighs like sparrow egg
HypnoChanger
Because if she doesn't crush man's skill between thighs like sparrow egg, who will?
baneofthewalrus
that's how i wanna go out. oyster diving and then... boom i find the pearl and she crushes my head like a grape in ecstasy.
beearewhyayyenn
A sparrow's egg can crush a man's skull??
IllegalDuckling
They're vicious.
gamecocksrock
Ok Zangief
patrecharound
Her vagina has teeth
Queyonce
So does mine
IonlycommentTroyandAbedgifs
Her names not Jennifer
razz85
Cake! https://pbs.twimg.com/media/BXcHa9zIEAAwauz.jpg (probably nsfw)
JKrlvgn
...all the better to eat you with?
YoMTVRapz
I own that movie.
jeffyspazzin
Only so you don't accidentally slip out.
JeSuisBaguette
Fun fact: women who excercise have tighter coon, some women can have such strong coon that they squeze the living shit out of dicks, making
Cilvaa
Truth. Hooked up with a very fit girl from my gym, when she came I wasn't even close, but she squeezed my dick so hard I came instantly.
kingboarder
Oh my fucking god that sounds like something fairytails are made from
Cilvaa
Felt like a dream ;)
JeSuisBaguette
them immobile, trapping that dicks in the coon until orgasm is over
JKrlvgn
...not sure if I would mind this or not. Hm.
KillerTofu615
I've dated a girl that fits this profile, in my case it hurt like hell. Imagine getting the blood circulation cut off to your dick.