Baking some Grohls
Seriously What the actual fuck
Im ecstatic about it. Been years since I was on a date and its going swimmingly
Welp. Guess Ill just stay lonely.
I swear my dog is the canine equivalent of Tom Cruise
Got this guy 2 years ago. Some days it feels a lot longer.
I'm a dick
Looks like today isn't going as planned.
Im really kinda depressed now.
Probably the best pic ive taken of this guy.
So much for that...
Online dating is totally fucking useless
Not the best way to wake up.
135lbs down and still too ugly to get a date
For my Cake Day, I submit my life makeover!
Can't lose weight to a better face.
Yikes. This hit me hard.
My 10th thing favorited.
So I got my first dog today!
Figured I'd get in on the dog parade.
This is going to suck.
How my love life goes
They still exist and this one still works!
Hornet War 2017
Its 2 am. I want to sleep but I don't think I'm allowed to move.
Survival of the fittest
Well this is a big milestone for me.
Yep, wish I could skip this time of year for ever.
Can anyone give me ideas?
Fuck everything.
I didn't do anything wrong but I feel like shit.
Ok so I'm weird for a dude
The smoothest thing I have ever said
Its the weirdest feeling because I never have wanted more people around before.
So I was playing Path of Exile when.....
Well, here goes nothing.
Figured I'd bring this back with them releasing another Jurassic World movie.
I have been playing MTG EDH/Commander nearly weekly for 4 months.
I kinda regret buying so far.
Fucking bullshit Destiny community. Guess I wasted my damn money.
So I was playing Path of Exile when all of a sudden
For my cake day I am sharing the favorite pics I took from my vacation. Plus my silly dog.
Thats right.
I was definitely going to tell her no until.....
Fuck this shit
Any tips?
So I built a dog house!
Fuck me.....
The most hope I have had in 6 months
I have a great group of friends
Disney owns Fox. Fox owns M.A.S.H. This means Hawkeye is a Disney Princess.
God damn it.
Damn people looking at other peoples phones.
I don't know how I'd never seen it yet.
Well time to drink until this booze is gone
This is my Cake day submission
Ugh this feels like its taking forever.