I will be the first to admit I have DONE SOME THINGS and SEEN SOME THINGS but I have never DONE ANYTHING or SEEN ANYTHING like this before.

Apr 18, 2017 12:34 PM

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Oh, crap

Had to share, hopefully this post doesn't go down the toilet but if it does perhaps this lady is an Imgurian and can try to get it back up.

Almost had this happen to me when a kid threw a dog bone into the toilet and it got stuck. Luckily I was able to get my hand out.

9 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

Shitters clogged.

9 years ago | Likes 19 Dislikes 3

She thought she had dropped her beer in the toilet and went to grab it instinctively.

9 years ago | Likes 5 Dislikes 0

Meth. Not even once.

9 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 1

Careful, man, there's a beverage here!

9 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

None of the top comments are calling this a shitpost. You disappoint me, Imgur.

9 years ago | Likes 7 Dislikes 0

Check that. I did a quick search. None of the top-level comments, period. Imgur dropped the ball here.

9 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Let me guess, Florida?

9 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

Ms. are you ok?... Ive had better days

9 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Surprised no one thought to dump a of oil in the toilet

9 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

this was not handled well

9 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 1

I like to think it was this girl all grown up

9 years ago | Likes 20 Dislikes 0

I have so many questions...

9 years ago | Likes 23 Dislikes 0

Shh, just enjoy the moment.

9 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Gotta be Florida

9 years ago | Likes 4 Dislikes 0

What a shitty bracelet

9 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 1

Lol.. The downvote... There's probably poop on the bracelet... Because it was in a toilet

9 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Wait what was inside...

9 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

WTF was Amy Schumer doing?

9 years ago | Likes 5 Dislikes 0

Upvoted entirely for your comment below the gif. fantastic +1

9 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

Wait what was inside...

9 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Full video at https://youtu.be/q6N5_7wlGQE. Sounds like a metal watch band is what kept her wrist locked in there. Still have questions...

9 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

And still holding on to her drink.

9 years ago | Likes 211 Dislikes 1

/r/dontholdmybeer

9 years ago | Likes 11 Dislikes 1

9 years ago | Likes 24 Dislikes 0

I thought that was a Beer at 1st.

9 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

Why did they undo the seat? ROFL!!!

9 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

Also, since they DID, she should wear it like a Gold Medal.

9 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Think she dropped a ring and held on no matter what.

9 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

This happened in my favorite episode of Rescue 9-1-1. Only it was a little girl and her foot. I like to think this is her all grown up.

9 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

9 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Best post of the day. And she still has her drink by her side.. Nice

9 years ago | Likes 2149 Dislikes 5

Shitters clogged!!!

9 years ago | Likes 10 Dislikes 0

"Don't bother holding my beer, watch this."

9 years ago | Likes 34 Dislikes 0

Once I blew up my parents toilet with an M80. Packaging said it was a waterproof bomb, I didn't believe it.

9 years ago | Likes 4 Dislikes 0

You did your own house!? They didn't kill you!?!

9 years ago | Likes 4 Dislikes 0

Nah, I wrecked my first car that same day. I was a rough kid.

9 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

Trying to save Mr. Hankey

9 years ago | Likes 15 Dislikes 0

it went like this.... Diiiive...

9 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

9 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

+1 for never letting go of her refreshing beverage.

9 years ago | Likes 4 Dislikes 0

She was trying to retrieve the alien eggs.

9 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

"Actually, no, don't hold my beer. I got this"

9 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

Pulling a Julian from Trailer Park Boys

9 years ago | Likes 139 Dislikes 0

Sexy, sexy Julian.

8 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

9 years ago | Likes 14 Dislikes 1

Or Country Mac.

9 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

Who's Julian. Unless you meant Swayze.

9 years ago | Likes 26 Dislikes 0

Dems fightin words

9 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

9 years ago | Likes 21 Dislikes 0

Ricky's aversion to Conky is absolutely hilarious.

9 years ago | Likes 4 Dislikes 0

If I had to call the fire dept to get my hand out of the toilet I'd have a drink too!

9 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

9 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 1

Wow, this is a really crappy post!!

9 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 1

I get it: crap = toilet.

9 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Edward Scissorhands had a daughter....Jenny Toiletfist

9 years ago | Likes 199 Dislikes 2

Toiletfist vs Macaronifork here in the thunderdome

9 years ago | Likes 5 Dislikes 2

HAHA That's awesome.

9 years ago | Likes 9 Dislikes 0

K1 main event: Ironfist VS Toiletfist.

9 years ago | Likes 4 Dislikes 0

Was expecting a Simpsons ending "Ma'am are you just holding onto the poop?"

9 years ago | Likes 932 Dislikes 4

.

9 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

She just can't let shit go

9 years ago | Likes 50 Dislikes 0

top comment

9 years ago | Likes 5 Dislikes 0

Exactly my first thought. Bravo.

9 years ago | Likes 8 Dislikes 0

Your point being?

9 years ago | Likes 7 Dislikes 0

That's all I could think of while watching this.

9 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

This should be the top comment lol

9 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

or That 70's show when Kelso is holding on to the weed in the vase. but of course, Simpsons did it!

9 years ago | Likes 7 Dislikes 1

Simpsons has always done it

9 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

waited for it... was dissapointed

9 years ago | Likes 22 Dislikes 0

dude, I was totally thinking of that episode lol

9 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

Haha I thought same thing .

9 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

The laughs hahaha

9 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

Hi Marge, I can't come tonight as I'm stuck in two vending machines.

9 years ago | Likes 102 Dislikes 0

HOW DID HE MAKE THAT PHONE CALL???

9 years ago | Likes 8 Dislikes 0

Limber tongue. It's why she stays.

9 years ago | Likes 10 Dislikes 0

9 years ago | Likes 9 Dislikes 0

Amy Schumer trying to flush herself.

9 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

Only if someone else does it first.

9 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

Maybe her wedding ring fell into it and she tried to grab it?

9 years ago | Likes 190 Dislikes 6

Nah it's the bracelet that keeps her in there.

9 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

Probably dropped her coke.

9 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

*bepis

9 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

That would be my story.

9 years ago | Likes 5 Dislikes 0

As stated about three hours before, she did not want to call the plumber two days in a row and reached in herself to remove a clog.

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9 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

Eww. You know, drano works, too.

9 years ago | Likes 34 Dislikes 4

Drano will fuck up your toilet. Don't put drano in the toilet. Use a toilet snake or a plunger.

9 years ago | Likes 7 Dislikes 1

Huh, well, it's a good thing we live in an RV then. If a tank backs up then you just use a high pressure hose.

9 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Explain.

9 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 2

Prolly bad for the pipes or something

9 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

When you put drano in water, it makes the water boil. This can crack the porcelain.

9 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Regular drano doesn't work on toilets, and is highly caustic, so you basically just end up with a pool of acid in your still-clogged toilet.

9 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Wonder what she was drinking?

9 years ago | Likes 788 Dislikes 9

Isopropyl alcohol

9 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 1

Stupidity.

9 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 3

Four Loko

9 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

JAGER!

9 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Not enough.

9 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

JAEGEEEER

9 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

it looked like a coffee thermos to me

9 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

What happens if you put anything not coffee in it?

9 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

then there's something else in there? i'm not sure what you were hoping for.

9 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 1

Someone asked what she was drinking. You replied that the vessel looked like a coffee thermos. I'm saying it could be anything regardless.

9 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

Bullet

9 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

I'm sure that if she was drinking a pepsi, this wouldn't have happened

9 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 1

Toilet wine

9 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

Mag's Moon Apple Pie Shine

9 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

A Mississippi mudslide

9 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

A lot

9 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

Meth

9 years ago | Likes 4 Dislikes 2

Meth on the rocks, stirred not shaken, extra dry please

9 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

I'll take 1 meth please

9 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

Too much

9 years ago | Likes 785 Dislikes 1

The reply gets more upvotes than the comment

9 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

v

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9 years ago | Likes 41 Dislikes 0

What ever it was, she must have spilt some in the toilet and she was trying to get it back

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9 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

Or not enough

9 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Go on, then, you've earned it v

9 years ago | Likes 13 Dislikes 0

Ah. Science.

9 years ago | Likes 4 Dislikes 0

9 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

Drinkin dat lean

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9 years ago | Likes 7 Dislikes 0

brown ale

9 years ago | Likes 101 Dislikes 1

Nut brown?

9 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

Hehehehehehe

9 years ago | Likes 6 Dislikes 0

toilet water

9 years ago | Likes 11 Dislikes 0

Eau de toilette?

9 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

something like this only happens with natty ice or a keystone

9 years ago | Likes 12 Dislikes 0

Bong water

9 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Guessing water, after having been trapped for a while like an idiot, waiting for someone to come home and call the FD. :)

9 years ago | Likes 17 Dislikes 3

Not that I've ever gotten stuck in a bathroom and had to wait for help.

9 years ago | Likes 16 Dislikes 0

We won't judge you

9 years ago | Likes 9 Dislikes 0

I will

9 years ago | Likes 7 Dislikes 0

Not as bad as that lady's, but...well, sitting on toilet. Room with sliding door, not hinged. First time since we moved into the house, I...

9 years ago | Likes 4 Dislikes 0

...noticed the door had a latch. "Huh, that's handy." I flipped it. It locked with a very hearty *clack.* Then I tried to unlock it. HahaNO.

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