TheLateKnight

53448 pts · February 19, 2014


The bird of the Hermes is my name, eating my wings to make me tame. So if hope is gone, undo this lock, and send me forth on a moonlit walk. I gnaw away the miles, With talk of memories past. The brewing blizzard beguiles, Nightmarish visions amass. What happens now, you'll ask? But only you know this. I am but a humble guide, An escort into bliss. Now you are truly free, my dear Of life's dues and catches. Of hunger, of pain, of sickness and war, Of bruises, of scrapes and scratches. It is time for me to take my leave, I'm afraid I've already stayed too long. I've others lost to shepherd, you see. They need to hear this song. I leave you here, just like the rest. Confusion crosses your face, 'This is how it is,' I say, And vanish without a trace.

English breakfast

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Bungie having gotten out from under Activision-Blizzard just in time.

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gonna wrek u mutt

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Eevee constellations

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Grandson regrets showing grandma what 4chan is (2019 colorized)

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When you see a survivor on your porch and go to let them in

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Just a reminder that we have to wake him up next week.

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When you're at work and realize you're in an anime.

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The boy ain't right.

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When I make a post that gets more than 10 upvotes.

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Put... Put it in your mouth...

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When it's been almost a year and someone ever so gently brushes your crotch by mistake.

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