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humanity restored
a little faith in humanity restored
Mar 10, 2016 5:21 AM
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chickHen
Faith in numbering was restored!
mijeel76
That cat is walking nowhere
PunkRockNavyDocSupreme
Plot twist: Quincy's a racist and is realizing his whole life is shattering around him.
moonlitliz
This worked for like .4 seconds until I remembered that Trump's presidential campaign is doing extraordinarily well.
PappLevente
You ruined my mood as well with this, and I'm not even american.. gl
ASDFFDSAASDFASDF
#18 confiscated you can get it back after class if you behave.
basball6969
Go home, countdown, you're drunk
ASDFFDSAASDFASDF
#12: OR did they build scarecrows? #14 and puts the doghouses...where? #15 but not hobos, only animals.
SmittyDoe
Whats the dad gonna do when the technology changes and it doesnt look like that anymore.
ScoreQuest
Laser
alanapaints
he can either grow his hair out or upgrade the tattoo.
cumypenis
"Caiden" Aww they let him name himself too!
omgsus
Thank you for saving me from posting this
Leralith
Hey! I like that name!
plushtrapped
What's with #21? I don't get it.
DerpstonPDerp
649523dfcd8cca576327aa741c471d94989f21b73468649d0d0c2107
#20 donkey lol
DeservingOfTheRedStarbust
omg that donkey bahahahahaha!!! i've never seen animal smile so big.
649523dfcd8cca576327aa741c471d94989f21b73468649d0d0c2107
it's a moose :s
DeservingOfTheRedStarbust
Oooooh ;)
Splodgey
that clearly says 5 what are you on
yourresidentblackgirl
Yah, this post made me cry, but let's be honest -that cat doesn't look like it'll be following anyone any time soon.
JuliaKreature
That kid is 2 like I'm 2
Amealwithoutwineiscalledbreakfast
Her feet are at least 5
apothecary555
you write very well for a toddler, keep it up!
TurkNJD
Nobody's gonna be that guy? Alright, I will: WHAT THE SHIT PARKER your costume is backwards
SanchoLibre
Them numbers though...
iamchasemau5
Fuck I'm glad I'm not the only one ha
Sauroctonus
Hey... HEY. :P
ScaleScentedAnalDildo
#26 how nice for her to get an implant so he wouldn't feel bad with his tattoo.
CaptainSeahorse7
The numbers don't work when OP does it all fucky
ScaleScentedAnalDildo
thejoke.jpg
CaptainSeahorse7
dude, it's early.
BeforeISayAnythingIJustWannaStartOffBySayin
...17? Put kid on shoulders and let him hold umbrella?
HighfalutinApe
Yep... Very stupid parenting there.
ArgentManor
The stepfather one made it for me. A father acknowledging another 'dad' has an impact on his daughter's life. Amazing !
Toirekaj
Not to ruin it for you, but the bride is a bitch. Her and her family sued the woman that took the pictures.
codecrafted
Source?
Toirekaj
I was doing some digging on the local newspaper and everything was fixed to say "Issues resolved." The photographer posted the pictures
Toirekaj
on her facebook page, and they went viral. The family then wanted to appear on tv so they brought lawyers in to give them the rights to the
Toirekaj
pictures. So they were giving this woman a hard time about it. The photographer just does this on the side and will do local sports pictures
relicen
The expression on the stepdads face kinda got to me. #21
GermanCanuck
I like the father's face, "come on mother fucker, I'm not doing this myself"
PimLeepet
May I suggest that you see Kung Fu Panda 3 then? It has a lot of one dad recognizing the other in it.
ASDFFDSAASDFASDF
in unrelated news #15 was later shut down for healthcode violations after the picture became circulated on the internet ;)
Crowdog
This feels like you stole someone's post and just rearranged without knowing they were numbered images.
BrockSamson1232
this is exactly what it is. This exact series has been posted, in order, multiple times
ThisIsGod
"Yes, yes...I'll just steal heartwarming stories to get points that validate me in some weird way...then, I'll take over the world!"
apothecary555
i love the smell of sarcasm in the morning.
SpiffiestJester
As nice as this post is. I call bullshit on the coffee house letting strays sleep on the couches. The fleas would be hell.
tinipple
I was concerned about that too.The fleas/hair/smell. Lovely idea, but a blanket/towel on the seats will be great for dogs & future customers
OSCgal
Flea drops would help. I use them on my cat - not cheap, but easy to do quickly for a lot of animals.
minilicious
If you actually just bothered searching for it in google, you'd know it's real. The coffee house is located in Greece.
SpiffiestJester
One less place to visit then. No way that would pass muster here. But thanks for letting me know it's legit.
Drabaroo
Buying animals to release them usually serves to exacerbate the problem. The 'dealers' don't care what you do with the 'product'.
OSCgal
My thoughts exactly.
Drabaroo
If the 'dealer' is making money, the 'dealer' is going to increase the 'stock'
Leralith
Yep. He had good intentions, but the idea wasn't too good :/
kittykunts
the god damn garbage truck one gets me everytime!
UncleIrohnman
These are all simply awesome, but Quincys reaction always puts a smile on my face :)
gloriousbastard
Ditto +1
PoIluticorn
I'd never seen that one. It's my new favorite.
emmalee60
I seriously started tearing up.
Defia
Yup, the kid looks scared to death between 2 black people
Defia
Shittt!!! They are going to steal my toy!!!
PinguDolmer
dark.
Godswork101
Every Godamn time, I could see that repost once a week and still love it.
dontmindthescreaming
Same :)
Frisbeetime420
Me too, fucking cutest thing ever i just want to die i cant take it
illestupido
Exactly. The kid's reaction is cute, but the garbage men's proud beams make me tear up.
GemsAreOutrageousTrulyTrulyTrulyOutrageous
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=jy8FNL4KsSc
F1L0Y1
The firefighters mowing the lawn. I love when people go above and beyond.
kingloofa455
Not sure why but the Dad grabbing the Step Dad one gets me.
stephacat
That one got me again >.> I'm a sap at weddings!
hiimhar
As someone with a dad and strpdad, I've always wondered how to handle that should I get married. I wish I knew my father would do that
hellomagic
Same here!
JGower144
I think it's because it shows just how important both are in her life. It was selfless, and showed that the dad knew they both raised her.
marquisdechocula
but also he's got this adorably masculine "c'mon, ya big wuss, quit cryin'" thing going on
kingloofa455
Exactly. Spot on.
JGower144
Seeing the step dad crying is moving. It's a screenshot of his receiving validation of all the years he was there too. Just incredible.
IgnatiusJReilly2601
I like the idea of looking after stray dogs, but I wouldn't eat in that cafe.
cajuninjun
i read that one as coffin shop at first and was confused
NationalistCanadianMooseWarrior
Well I'd imagine they clean the shit out of it before opening
ArmedOne
Same here.
ireadyouremailz
having few friends with allergies i'd just assume allergics do not come near that cafe.
Mannybr22
same here...
AdminAccount
the smell, the fleas, the moment when your black skirt ends up with fur on it... Go be nice to dogs somewhere else, cafe-owners.
LaissezLesBonTempsRouler
Agreed. Fleas are so hard to get rid of and they can carry serious diseases
OSCgal
I wonder if the cafe owners don't treat the dogs with flea/tick drops. It would be pretty easy to do.
LaissezLesBonTempsRouler
Those are preventative. They wouldn't remove all the fleas. They would have to bathe them all.
HypoMix
They don't look like strays. Also looking after strays just cases more strays.
Obandigo
I wish the news reported stories like this instead of the negative stories they constantly report. The world would be so much better
aceoaces
What do you mean? There are many outlets for pointless fluff stories. They sweep the bad news under the rug all the time.
HandsomeSwede
1) There's a Swedish Facebook group called Good News Magazine. If you're down to use Google Translate, you find GREAT articles about things
Randomcomma
It's not like the problems would disappear if the news stopped covering them. At least one can attempt to fix problems they're aware of.
eternalposer
Sure, but a negativity bias in news can warp the perspective of a populace. Just look into how disease epidemics can be caused by the media.
pgdave
One problem we have is that people in the US think crime is high - it's at its lowest levels in many decades, and getting better.
Randomcomma
(2) I don't consider the recent media attention regarding police brutality to be sensationalist, even though that is a sexy narrative here.
Randomcomma
(1) I guess there's something that could be said about what types of crime get most coverage. Sensationalism is not cool. Also, to be clear,
Obandigo
I truly believe you are a product of your environment. Positive news stories would create a more positive populace.
Randomcomma
No harm done unless it's done at the expense of informing people of unpleasant issues. An ignorant population wouldn't be happy for long.
Obandigo
How happy is a informed population over minor issues?
FoxySpirit
But if you only report problems you get the impression the world is an unfixable shithole.
Randomcomma
(1) I guess it's just that negative events have a habit of making waves in society, which makes them more relevant to report. I can't deny
Randomcomma
(3) positive bit of news has to do with something that really affects many people, like scientific breakthroughs, which already get coverage
Randomcomma
(2) that spreading positivity might benefit us all, but feel like maybe it's not really what the news are for. Unless, of course, the
FoxySpirit
But news are often repeating their message, updating minute but unimportant details of stuff like the refugee crisis. /1
Randomcomma
Hey, tell me about it. Regardless of whether the news are positive or negative, sometimes the priorities definitely get misplaced.
FoxySpirit
Sometimes I feel the internet's penchant for cute animals is just that, a natural anti reaction to constant downspiral news.
HandsomeSwede
2) improving around the world. I tried to find something in English but the American sites seem to focus mostly on clickbait bullshit.
wdclazer
Not all heroes wear capes
Sitraka
Yeah for exemple Spiderman, The Flash, Green Lantern etc.
Pandapocolypse
some wear crocs
slackittude
Ive been looking for this. Thank you.
ShaanWalker
But, no capes?
ChibiKia
Capes are a bad idea anyway.
ilavalamp
no capes!
tubby5473
No capes - edna
iSellTeenyTinyFireEngineRedBabyCoffins
Yes...always remember what happened to Syndrome.
YamatoIouko
Oh, FFS, not this circle jerk again! x.x
Splodgey
!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Splodgey
That is an insult to my very being!
srsfaceI8C
Yeah, like Spiderman and Aquaman and Black Panther and Iron Man and Hulk and Wonder Woman and Captain America and... Oh god I'm a nerd.
sugar3
Not all capes wear heroes either
AuraArondight
Not all heroes are called heroes.
649523dfcd8cca576327aa741c471d94989f21b73468649d0d0c2107
gj with the numbering
CentsVern7
Yep. This threw me off.
ScaleScentedAnalDildo
Plot twist: they were sorted and Imgur rearranged them during uploading.
ScaleScentedAnalDildo
Except it's not a twist because we all know that happens every time. Get your shit together imgur
edasm
There goes my faith in humanity.
1049139587125732581523523654362346
We're name twins... almost.
BobbalishBobbus
This is fantastic coming from someone with a username like that!
flamingflamingo
Scrolled down to find a comment about the numbering. Laughed so hard my elbow fell off the table.
BoomerKeith
I laughed so hard my elbow fell off.
SnoweyTurtle
21 and 25 are in the right place.
SwordsToTheSkyWeRideAtDawn
★★★★★☆☆
bflizz
dude your username is awesome, please tell me this is a hash of something really cool.
Tofubutton
Repost old content but jumble the order of the pictures?? OC!
YouUsedToWatchSesameStreet
I gotta ask.... If you're logged out, how do you remember that username? Shit!
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iGeography
This question is clearly a response to a comment, not to OP
BilldeTurlock
copy/paste, & ArsClip http://www.joejoesoft.com/vcms/97/
JessThe2ndBestt
I don't know how people don't know you can log in with email
pkenny72
That's his secret,he never logs off.
CubicMaster5
Only imgur
jsd3306
You can log out of imgur?
bawsinmahmouth
Oh my sweet summer child.
demonic
No it just kicks you off.
BlightPanda
Usually every two days.
FloodingWaters
*posts
3point141592653589793238462643383279502884197169399375105
Long numerical usernames are pretty fun
314159265358979323846264
Come at me bro
3point141592653589793238462643383279502884197169399375105
Fam, add in another 26 digits if you're gonna talk shit
1049139587125732581523523654362346
Yo, don't mess with my man, sometimes people can only have a few digits
Wallaceman105
Piiiiiiii fiiiiiiiiiiight!
GraphicsInterchangeFormat
I'm proud to say that I can repeat your username without looking at it
IAlwaysCommentWoosh
As can I, even slightly further (...820) Also, Woosh
SouperScott
So can I! Pi.
MadScientist356
Por obvioooooo
nclu
I used to keep a sha1 hash of my full name as a username for one site.
FK86
E-mail address or copied and pasted from a word or text document.
Ayxu22
facebook.
Messyart
Isn't it a bit worrying that people assume you're talking about OP?
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Fefeaage
I'm really angry that you thought that was aimed at you. Don't ask why.
sparrowandtit
I guess that's not question to you, but to @649523dfcd8cca576327aa741c471d94989f21b73468649d0d0c2107 ;)
Smartcart
Poor spelling and post-orgy activities?
IcommentMostlyWithGifs
Every time i see this user, somebody asks this question.
IMostlyMakePuns
The numbers @cuddleingwithbuttholes ... what do they mean??
BrianOfNazareth
http://imgur.com/Dv5wXc8
auzzie99
Are you ready to hear this? It may trigger some.
auzzie99
It's a shitty repost
iamlegendinjapan
https://s-media-cache-ak0.pinimg.com/236x/ea/24/52/ea2452f949cd1b1a2fb062e96b9bb15a.jpg
oseday
What's that?
iamlegendinjapan
its a Lost reference you should watch it on netflix
mordrul
I don't think they're as important as the content.
completelyunreIated
You think wrong!
blueplinx
We are running out of time @cuddleingwithbuttholes. Think, you were there at imgur, they programmed you to understand thr numbers
cuddleingwithbuttholes
It's for you to guess
PsychoticWizardDragon
Secret code?
megawackymax
"One... Two... FIVE!"
hooktail419
Three, sir!
megawackymax
"...THREE!"