When I randomly remember that it's my birthday during a consult
Mfw my attending tells me that he hates a nurse because shes "the love child of Trump and Carol Baskins"
Before the reveal in the South Park movie, this is who I figured would be under Kenny's hood
No context
It's my birthday and I'm stuck at work, have some memes
It's my birthday!!! Showing off how awesome my wife is with all the gifts she got me!
Im so glad Sonic landed on his feet after getting booted from the first edition of his own movie!!
At least offer preferences or options
Dude
I AM ABOUT TO COMBUST WITH JOY I DON'T KNOW WHAT TO DO WITH MYSELF
Finding that comment that makes your heart soar like an eaaaaaaagle
The emotional roller coaster of being introduced to R&M
Today, after 26 years of hardship and suffering, I achieved the impossible. I finished both my shampoo and conditioner at the same time.
When a female tell me she gon lemme smash cuz I said pls
5 yo me after finding out mom hooked up the brown bag with a Lunchables and a Fruit Roll Up
My 1st year of med school I discovered Imgur, and I spent every day upvoting every front page image. Today, I matched into a residency position for surgery at a university in my home state of CA. Thanks for the laughs, I'm off to be an official Dr!
Set a personal record today, 19 grocery bags in one trip
When your title is so perfect you have to admire it
Somebody cancelled plans on me mid-day, so I spent my entire Saturday binge watching all of True Detective
Submitted this awhile ago, it still gives me a chuckle
MRW I drive past a speed trap and I'm already going under the speed limit
When direct family members kiss each other on the mouth
When someone in a random group of people says something inaccurate or stupid about a topic you're an expert in
Not sure what the cool kids of Imgur want, so here's my latest invention. For kids!!
When you're at a mandatory administrative training and the trainer once again breaks into an unnecessary anecdote
When the pizza guy asks me why I answered the door butt naked with a raging erection
One of my classmates tried to throw me under the bus for an assignment he didn't do but I had my presentation ready to go
As a Californian, I had a throbbing erection
I think I figured out why Jesus doesn't gamble anymore
A handy guide to identifying imgurians from the front page!
Seeing a dog in a stroller wearing a Chanel outfit
You can complain about the scene/wardrobe changes, or just enjoy it for what it is
How I feel when the magic Imgur fairy remembers my birthday from a year ago and wishes me happy birthday
When someone tags you in a comment
Every seat at the San Jose airport has an outlet, plus usb
MRW people ask me if this is OC
When someone replies to my comment telling me I suck
When the teacher picks 3 kids to clean up before lunch and she picks none of your kickball crew
The face you make when you're intercepted for a quick conversation with your boss on your way to take a dump
When my gaydar game is better than my gay friend's and the new guy introduces us to his bf
How I feel reading an exaggerated humblebrag confession bear
I heard Imgur had new stuff for their store so I designed some super high quality t-shirts
I've been in love with him since before we worked together
Classmate asked me how a drug worked, I blanked on the term 'osmotic' so I said 'water gravity'.
When your outfit on point and you walk by your ex
When you're imagining your crush naked and the fantasy gets so good you have to let out a little kitty growl
When your friends offer you some Sour Patch Kids and you reach in and pull out two red ones
MRW when I ask "What's wrong?" to the lady yelling at an employee and she snaps at me "Are you the moron in charge around here?"
When your homie finishes with a presentation you know he finished the night before
When I teach my little nephew how to do the unlimited rare candy trick and now him and his friends won't stop asking me for advice
Fruity Pebbles teaches us how to appropriately talk smack on the Internet
When my extended family from Bangladesh finds me on Facebook and adds me
When your squad trying to roast you ready with a comeback
When it's the first day of school and you find out your best friend is in your homeroom class
A more manageable dose of Black Twitter
When the paneer is on point and the naan is cash