TurkNJD

438366 pts ยท January 17, 2012


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When I randomly remember that it's my birthday during a consult

Points 8
Comments 5
Views 497

Mfw my attending tells me that he hates a nurse because shes "the love child of Trump and Carol Baskins"

Points 15
Comments 3
Views 612

Before the reveal in the South Park movie, this is who I figured would be under Kenny's hood

Points 15
Comments 1
Views 132

No context

Points 9
Comments 0
Views 135

It's my birthday and I'm stuck at work, have some memes

Points 38
Comments 0
Views 1555

It's my birthday!!! Showing off how awesome my wife is with all the gifts she got me!

Points 23
Comments 2
Views 950

Im so glad Sonic landed on his feet after getting booted from the first edition of his own movie!!

Points 22
Comments 1
Views 795

At least offer preferences or options

Points -1
Comments 18
Views 283

Dude

Points 16
Comments 2
Views 174

I AM ABOUT TO COMBUST WITH JOY I DON'T KNOW WHAT TO DO WITH MYSELF

Points 1661
Comments 125
Views 133409

Finding that comment that makes your heart soar like an eaaaaaaagle

Points 27
Comments 2
Views 359

The emotional roller coaster of being introduced to R&M

Points 10
Comments 2
Views 656

Today, after 26 years of hardship and suffering, I achieved the impossible. I finished both my shampoo and conditioner at the same time.

Points 95
Comments 26
Views 9092

When a female tell me she gon lemme smash cuz I said pls

Points 33
Comments 35
Views 794

5 yo me after finding out mom hooked up the brown bag with a Lunchables and a Fruit Roll Up

Points 40
Comments 6
Views 2023

My 1st year of med school I discovered Imgur, and I spent every day upvoting every front page image. Today, I matched into a residency position for surgery at a university in my home state of CA. Thanks for the laughs, I'm off to be an official Dr!

Points 6752
Comments 157
Views 31666

Set a personal record today, 19 grocery bags in one trip

Points 6
Comments 6
Views 1897

When your title is so perfect you have to admire it

Points 15
Comments 2
Views 1528

Somebody cancelled plans on me mid-day, so I spent my entire Saturday binge watching all of True Detective

Points 24
Comments 8
Views 631

Submitted this awhile ago, it still gives me a chuckle

Points 81
Comments 16
Views 3669

MRW I drive past a speed trap and I'm already going under the speed limit

Points 28
Comments 6
Views 636

When direct family members kiss each other on the mouth

Points 50
Comments 15
Views 1619

When someone in a random group of people says something inaccurate or stupid about a topic you're an expert in

Points 126
Comments 25
Views 1839

Not sure what the cool kids of Imgur want, so here's my latest invention. For kids!!

Points 60
Comments 12
Views 614

When you're at a mandatory administrative training and the trainer once again breaks into an unnecessary anecdote

Points 16
Comments 6
Views 339

When the pizza guy asks me why I answered the door butt naked with a raging erection

Points 53
Comments 10
Views 4247

One of my classmates tried to throw me under the bus for an assignment he didn't do but I had my presentation ready to go

Points 13509
Comments 344
Views 64188

As a Californian, I had a throbbing erection

Points 29
Comments 18
Views 159

I think I figured out why Jesus doesn't gamble anymore

Points 9
Comments 2
Views 1108

A handy guide to identifying imgurians from the front page!

Points 17
Comments 10
Views 1123

Seeing a dog in a stroller wearing a Chanel outfit

Points 68
Comments 13
Views 1058

You can complain about the scene/wardrobe changes, or just enjoy it for what it is

Points 174
Comments 16
Views 7530

How I feel when the magic Imgur fairy remembers my birthday from a year ago and wishes me happy birthday

Points 18
Comments 6
Views 827

When someone tags you in a comment

Points 32
Comments 16
Views 619

Every seat at the San Jose airport has an outlet, plus usb

Points 55
Comments 19
Views 190

MRW people ask me if this is OC

Points 2
Comments 4
Views 352

When someone replies to my comment telling me I suck

Points 56
Comments 10
Views 1859

When the teacher picks 3 kids to clean up before lunch and she picks none of your kickball crew

Points 30
Comments 26
Views 679

The face you make when you're intercepted for a quick conversation with your boss on your way to take a dump

Points 25
Comments 13
Views 531

When my gaydar game is better than my gay friend's and the new guy introduces us to his bf

Points 45
Comments 7
Views 912

How I feel reading an exaggerated humblebrag confession bear

Points 23
Comments 2
Views 1053

I heard Imgur had new stuff for their store so I designed some super high quality t-shirts

Points 28
Comments 14
Views 1645

I've been in love with him since before we worked together

Points 878
Comments 101
Views 331

Classmate asked me how a drug worked, I blanked on the term 'osmotic' so I said 'water gravity'.

Points 20
Comments 3
Views 781

When your outfit on point and you walk by your ex

Points 24
Comments 11
Views 115

When you're imagining your crush naked and the fantasy gets so good you have to let out a little kitty growl

Points 46
Comments 8
Views 6725

When your friends offer you some Sour Patch Kids and you reach in and pull out two red ones

Points 3
Comments 10
Views 355069

MRW when I ask "What's wrong?" to the lady yelling at an employee and she snaps at me "Are you the moron in charge around here?"

Points 244
Comments 12
Views 812

When your homie finishes with a presentation you know he finished the night before

Points 62
Comments 8
Views 10491

When I teach my little nephew how to do the unlimited rare candy trick and now him and his friends won't stop asking me for advice

Points 22
Comments 7
Views 1199

Fruity Pebbles teaches us how to appropriately talk smack on the Internet

Points 6
Comments 2
Views 181

When my extended family from Bangladesh finds me on Facebook and adds me

Points 15
Comments 3
Views 3085

When your squad trying to roast you ready with a comeback

Points -8
Comments 8
Views 11653

When it's the first day of school and you find out your best friend is in your homeroom class

Points 20
Comments 5
Views 1062

A more manageable dose of Black Twitter

Points 141
Comments 24
Views 4690

When the paneer is on point and the naan is cash

Points 74
Comments 5
Views 2115
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