Watch for the shear fun of it

Jun 29, 2017 2:48 PM

Rverence

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A universal iron worker machine in action

Mmm... chewy.

9 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

So tite.

9 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

I am aroused.

9 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

From the thumbnail, I thought a yellow lab was operating the machine.

9 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

That seems like a depressing job

9 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

WHERE'S YOUR GUARDS? OSHA had a fit about our machine and said we had to have point of operation guards. I wanted to say a few choice words.

9 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

That was amazing

9 years ago | Likes 51 Dislikes 2

Someone put googly eyes on it.

9 years ago | Likes 21 Dislikes 0

I'll upvote any metal skills. I have my own as well.

6 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

stick...stick your dick in it

9 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

To show my ignorance: does this work with steel as well or?

9 years ago | Likes 5 Dislikes 1

That would be mild steel in the gif.

9 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

The one I've got at work cuts steel up to 1/4" thick. 6mm for europeans. And its old and worn out, needs some sharpening and repairs.

9 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

What the person is cutting is almost certainly steel.

9 years ago | Likes 12 Dislikes 0

Is that legal for civilians?

9 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Needs googly eyes

9 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

The recession hit Pac-Man pretty hard.

9 years ago | Likes 5 Dislikes 0

Looks like a hungry machine!

9 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

P-50?

9 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Green Pac-Man, is that you?!

9 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Needs googly eyes so very badly. I would name him Mr. Nibbles.

9 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

Holy hell... anybody know the PSI on that thing?

9 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

I think it’s 50 tons

9 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

Cool... thank you

9 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

But what is it?????

9 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

I just moaned during each press. In a sexual way.

9 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Nom.............nom.........nom......

9 years ago | Likes 190 Dislikes 1

why was this the first thing i thought

9 years ago | Likes 5 Dislikes 0

Yes...

9 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

I see what you did there.

9 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

I lost a finger tip to one of these machines. I wish I was kidding.

9 years ago | Likes 13 Dislikes 0

is it one of those instant massive pain things, or is it so sharp that initially you watch it happen and the pain is on delay??

9 years ago | Likes 5 Dislikes 0

Pain was delayed. I was wearing leather work gloves and cutting pieces of steel flat bar. I only felt a some pressure, like the end (1/3)

9 years ago | Likes 6 Dislikes 0

of my glove had gotten pinched in the machine. I set the piece on the pile, reached for the next bar and something in brain shouted (2/3)

9 years ago | Likes 5 Dislikes 0

"Dude! This machine puts down 70 tons of pressure, you might be seriously hurt!" I looked down and the end of my finger was gone. (3/4)

9 years ago | Likes 8 Dislikes 0

It hadn't started bleeding yet because the flesh/nail around the wound had been crushed flat as a dime, holding it closed. Then it hurt!

9 years ago | Likes 9 Dislikes 0

That's called a Piranha. We have a 65 ton one at work. Goes through that 3/16" steel like butter and can punch holes in a 1" steel plate 1/2

9 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Also have one of these at work I enjoy working with it. Just have to keep the retards away from it.

9 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

pretty easily. Has a foot pedal trigger, so if you're inexperienced or off balance, it can take your thumb off without skipping a beat. Fun!

9 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

I had no doubt that it could destroy any appendage that gets into it

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Seems more impressed with this than a supposed gang bang theory

9 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

but what is it for?

9 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 2

I want one so badly after watching this. You can cut ;D so much time off in a process with this machine.. I NEED IT IN MY LIFE

9 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

quick metal forming (one offs or small batches) in workshops or on site , the one we had would cut 1/2" steel like it was putty

9 years ago | Likes 9 Dislikes 0

i meant the corner piece made out of the angle iron, i need closure

9 years ago | Likes 4 Dislikes 1

Prolly just a demonstration. Those just looked like random cuts done as a test.

9 years ago | Likes 5 Dislikes 1

/a/a60Ky ;)

9 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

No jigs or anything, impressive.

9 years ago | Likes 435 Dislikes 3

i have one of those at work, its lots of fun

9 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Just a demo non production piece

9 years ago | Likes 46 Dislikes 0

i need dis +1

9 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

They're just above the shot...you know, up.

9 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

I'll be more impressive if it is actually FOR anything. Looks like he was just chomping at random and it doesn't have to fit anything.

9 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

Jig

9 years ago | Likes 10 Dislikes 0

I would need several jigs

9 years ago | Likes 6 Dislikes 0

I think I can make out some scribbed lines...

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You can tell that its steel because the way that it is!

9 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

Hey, no need to bring race into this.

9 years ago | Likes 4 Dislikes 1

As an ironworker, we do NOT use tools like this.

9 years ago | Likes 4 Dislikes 0

Why not? For a welding & fabrication shop this kind of machine is incredibly useful. Prior to CNC waterjets and lasers, even more useful

9 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

Google image search "ironworker" that's what we do. This tool only has application in a fab shop, those aren't ironworkers.

9 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 1

The machine is called an ironworker though. Piranha II is the model I use, there are others that work in a similar manner.

9 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

http://www.gaec.com/images2/k13717.jpg Similar to what I'm used to working with. Actually has the point of use guards that OP is missing

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Put... Put your dick in it...

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DO NOT DO THAT.

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The End.

9 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

No way that machine looks expensive

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Cheap circumcisions - half off!

9 years ago | Likes 7 Dislikes 0

Anything is a fleshlight if your man enough

9 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

But yer dick in a vice

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Don't.... don't do that.... I had a fingertip crushed in one of those, don't do it.

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Just the tip? :3

9 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 1

Didn't say fingers . Only Dick. Do it.

9 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

Ow.

9 years ago | Likes 4 Dislikes 0

Pics or it didn't happen.

9 years ago | Likes 8 Dislikes 0

Well it was 20 years ago so it's just a nasty scar

9 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

Crushed or just outright removed?

9 years ago | Likes 22 Dislikes 0

Removed in a very unpleasent way I guess...

9 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Crushed, the shear I was working had a 1" overhang so you could swap out the punch die, I got my knuckle caught between the mount bolt and

9 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

The plate, luckily the one I worked required that the pedal be depressed to maintain the down cycle, unluckily it didn't reverse it just

9 years ago | Likes 4 Dislikes 0

Stopped the stroke in place with the bolt head crushed into my knuckle. I had to reach around the side of the totally non-OSHA compliant

9 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

Im going to guess removed

9 years ago | Likes 7 Dislikes 0

So, what are the things that you fix?

9 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Check my bio for video, I fix and install antivehicle barriers, gates and bollards, usually for govt or military sites, I'm more on the

9 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

Planning, engineering, training side now, but there are only a literal dozen of people in the US who have done it longer than I have.

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My favorites are the wedge style, they're easy to fix and maintain and can stop a 5+ Ton truck going 55 mph to a dead stop.

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