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Jul 18, 2017 2:06 AM
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soggymobflip
"anal thrashing"
Violetsdyed
Been playing this since '96 and this image is burned in my memory.
oglehole
Do the backwards jump skip dummy
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dontthinkifitinhere
It looks like he could be going up or down it's trippin me out
Hero0fHyrule
This is perfect
LandSquidLuchador
Besnep
No one gonna comment on the tags?
MutaterX
Good eye
NightStalker7271
Not sure if loop, or actual endless staircase.....
WodenEmrys
Endless staircase until you had I think 70 stars then it would let you get to the final stage.
KronosRC
I'm about to be 25 yrs old and this shiit still happens to me lol. #noshame
c0ff33plays7
Anal thrashing?!? Is that what you think the darkness will do to you?
Psymecoleesis
Well it certainly isn't going to be tender with its analing.
tacosruru
These fucking stairs
AnonymouZero
why do most humans have this fear, i wonder
edgeofadhesion
Bad things happen in the dark.
Youareobscure
It's just fear of the unknown. Sight is the sense we rely on the most so when we lose it suddenly we become uneasy.
Nahxela
Needs some BLJ, imo
lud1
frightening how few people get this, apparently
buggeredifiknow
If this is happening the darkness has won.
RepublicofTexa
...anal thrashing?
kraquepype
Psh, use parallel universes for that!
kraquepype
https://www.google.com/url?sa=t&source=web&rct=j&url=/amp/kotaku.com/the-famous-super-mario-64-trick-involving-parallel-univ-1794215869/amp&
kraquepype
https://goo.gl/images/sD5bCG
Nurkk
MrPeterCapaldi
You have much to learn young padawan:
ScienceLasers
Damn
wenchyfooziemoo
*boiiing* waahhooooooo
Zarlath16
I still hear the sound
Momocrisps
Problem with that glitch is the game freezes after Mario says "Thanks for playing the game!" so the game doesn't save.
TurboTaco92
Are you saying the game only freezes when you use this glitch? Because you just described the regular ending
Momocrisps
It freezes when you use the glitch yeah.
oglehole
Lol that's exactly what I thought about
Totsmacgee
God dammit! I wish I knew this when I was younger
bodaciousbum
I got unreasonably excited after seeing this. No mods?
MrPeterCapaldi
No mods. Mario's speed is only regulated on forward movement. You can gain infinite speed by back boosting on stairs to wall glitch.
NerdN1
Translation: Speed-runner magic.
BlackMask686
Bruh this was on the 64
iamawaffleiron
They had GameShark for n64 iirc
MagnusTheRedCyclops
Knowing I could have done that would have saved me days of playing.
Valharroth
Hmf. The journey is what matters.
MrPeterCapaldi
You can use that glitch in a couple places to bypass getting all the stars. The world record for 0 star completion is under 7 minutes.
AlexanderSupertramper
Wait this was the fucking trick? SONUFABITCH
ryukdeathgod929000
Indoobiely
SOpraHB
CritChanceZero
Dude, the mechanics behind mario 64 speed running will blow your mind. Look it up. It's awesome stuff.
MrPeterCapaldi
ventiseii
SummoningSalt does these speedrun explanation videos - he explains the backwards long jump quite well here. https://youtu.be/l7ePi38LnrA
Pinjidarxi
There is no cap on Marios backwards speed like on his forward speed.
kraquepype
Reverse long jumps can let you skip past the barrier that keeps you from getting up the stairs before 70 stars.
SkytechCEO
Do I have to make a half A press then transcend dimensions?
sup3rk1r8y
But first, let's talk about parallel universes.
YouBetterNotBeJackingOffToBillyMaysInThere
NovaPixel
First we need to talk about parallel universes!
GermanMandrake
Lol nice reference
30Jonseredi
Mario's momentum has a cap. However going backwards is counted in negative numbers so it has no cap so you can accelerate by constant>
30Jonseredi
>long-jumps on each stair to gain a lot of speed which will rocket you to the top.
TheCharacterLimitInUserNamesIsALargeNumberAndIWillAbuseThatFact
Also, you can use this to skip the stair loop because if you go too fast, you skip past the collider between physics frames.
UninformedImgurian
pressure in the anus.
usersubbordercontrol
travelintimeinc
Precisely