ReptilianKnight
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Dec 21, 2015 4:48 AM
ReptilianKnight
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cobaltbluetony
O.O
kamosey
Don't worry about your skin. The NSA has got you covered.
BlargingtonBlargs
IP addresses and network file paths as far as the eye can see.
xRaySeaHorsey
"Is it illegal to masturbate in a window since technically you aren't in public" and other awkward Google searches performed by me
whatshername121
I'd be black by now bc I talk a lot.
queenofpotato
It took me a long time to try to figure out what the first pic was
LoopStricken
I don't know about this. All I actually say (and not type) nowadays is mostly filthy jokes and innuendos to a friend on Skype.
Jwatz
It's a trap
Mekyo
I'm worried, do grunts count ?
smyro
JesusComments
Mom?
BlastingYourBarriers
she shouldn't reproduce.. but her tattoo.. I'm sure it will happen
rattlebone10
Funniest thing I've seen on Imgur in a long time!
KhajiitHasDoneNothing
Jerome?
Ghostwish
The results are in.. you are NOT the father!
CObullUshitGH
Most likely a sex worker. Her opinion didn't matter in this decision.
Rnkjqt
Most likely a bitch that goes to the club every weekend looking for the next dick
BewareTheCrocigator
Just like a guy then?
BHObiWanKendoobie
No
LilJonBoat
Why would you put that on your arm? At least put it somewhere appropriate like your lower back, or muff.
mynameisnotalice
Look at her face. I am pretty sure it was forced on her. Some kind of pimp tattoo or a spiteful ex.
estallio
You're probably right. I work with a lot of people who were forcibly tattooed
lawrus
I'm not saying you're wrong, but I am saying you can't possibly get that from looking at her face
mynameisnotalice
Well, usually the tattoo pics I see are of very proud looking owners, and the regret comes later. And this tattoo is very fresh, probably(1)
mynameisnotalice
just finished the inking. So from what I know of the tattoo community and what I see in this picture I assume it was a forced tattoo. (2)
SorvinaSavage
Lower back isn't much good either, if they wear a bikini, backless dress etc etc.
Kaliff
sneakypaws
uh..wow..
yesterdaytodaytomorrow
Pigeon chest fuck
StandardDemacian
What's a thatwich. Some kind of off breed sandwich?
Kaliff
more like a lhatwich :D
StandardDemacian
Didn't even see that haba
swirley0s
Instructions unclear... Penis stuck in rotary fan.
bobyran
The word Motherfucker would appear more than a few thousand times. I just love that word.
eeznap
What about Groot?
IJUSTMADETHEVOICEINYOURHEADYELL
FUCK NO I WOULDN'T, THAT SHIT WOULD BE SO SMALL. NO ONE WOULD BE ABLE TO READ IT A WEEK AFTER YOU LEARN TO TALK.
Cheomesh
My 3mo would be covered in tiny "OH!"s
WitcherOfTheFoxSchool
Everyone would be black
tehassassino
I got the nuuuuuuuuke omggggg
UpVoteAllDogs
So much profanity. I wouldn't be allowed in public :/
Vio1331
If it would be like a word cloud... such a big f**k!
TehButternaut
In all honesty, that instructional would do everyone a lot more good on her back....
RB7Bharde
They would all say "FUCK!"
CatSnakePlissken
Rule of thumb: If a girl has a tattoo that says "Nut all in this pussy," for the love of God do not nut all in that pussy.
Warumbel
Yeah, she's serious !
devasto
Thanks for the tip. And here I was about to nut all up in that pussy, but I read this and was like "CatSnakePlissken said that?"
CmdrPulsar
I heard he was dead!
IAmNewHere
Almonds are technically legumes. Can almonds put almonds in there?
ShitSampleFiend
nah because in a weeks time there would be so many words that they would have to be microscopic just to fit.
ragingrei
Well, at least we'd all stop judging each other by the color of our skin. Except mutes. Mutes will look weeeeird.
7HIris
Let's make it a word cloud instead. That way I know who really loves sex
DatDarthCaedus
Would you have different ones for different languages? I'm Swedish, but speak a lot of English for work and such, so :D
7HIris
I think one full body word cloud of the words of both languages. But it is your tattoo
pancreas
"FUCK, SHIT, YOU, JACKASS, DUMBASS, CUNT"
7HIris
And know who is Australian
TheUnknownNoob
Just, like, "it" and "the" taking up half your back. I think I'll pass.
7HIris
Have a filter removing those words like blogs do?
thefar
Woman spoke so much, she turned black and is getting a second layer!
Alicebrall1s
This needs more POINTS.
thecitrinewitch
"tattoos are stupid. ... AH FUCK"
graehall
hahahaha
dancingForest
Space enter; Space enter; Space enter; Space enter; Space enter; Space enter; Space enter
clnoy
Nut me all in that fucking pussy!
creeperownr
*ah fuck tattoo appears*
theredbully
My skin would just be full of ums and sorrys
PorkSwordsman
British?
zigbigidorlu
Are you Canadian?
lawrus
Most people are going with Canadian, but for some reason this feels more British to me.
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captnhook
His stand up specials are awesome.
randomhonduran
Canadian or British were my first guess lol
AlwaysUpvoteHappyChickens
Canadian?
Anthraxious
my first thought
geazy22
Just self aware of lacking intelligence
theredbully
Exactly
hamper10
just as long as my google searches dont appear im good.
krapmyself
Amen
pancreas
duckduckgo man.
PhuckKnuckles
ctrl shift p is your friend
ultrarobprime
Public lesbian down syndrome porn
Raglefant
a tungsten filament under an incandescent lamp
Timmah612
Nude midget punting?
ashipthatshipsshippingships
Hoooooold up. brb
fauxworthy
That's just tame. Nude midget TAMING, on the other hand...
Timmah612
I wanted to go with the very first thing i thought of, i wanna keep the scary bits secret haha
twostepsfromlost
Bing has the embarrassing ones
NotACanadian
Sonic the hedgehog pics
superbest
Son of a bitch! This was my comment last time they posted this! Whatever at least it made it. +1
fearandloathebananas
Now that is a horror novel I would like to read!
visitor777
apparently I say some creative things in my sleep. it would be odd to wake up and see something about tomato penguins tattooed on my face
GhostleyNerdicus
As long as you don't say what you are searching for outloud. Just keep it in your mind!
Jacktheripped
Diabetic amputee porn
freenna
I'm dying
DrDlLDO
get better soon
JustCallMeBean
rip in peace
freenna
"rest in peace" in peace?
koopaya
Amputees get short-changed. They get to say less things.
frosty147
cake farts
Halobot22
You know what I like da most?
Mannythebearpig
Wait how is being Diabetic a fetish? It doesn't actually change your appearance.
loozrman
Neither does being a dad, but that's a fetish.
iatha
Midget-clown-pterodactyl porn
horsebananas
I've seen pterodactyl porn...Thanks, Matt.
Amythyst
Diabetic amputee midget clown pterodactyl porn.
MyMiddleNameIsAllen
Top 25 Weirdest Rule 34 Instances.
Alrights
Rocks rule 34