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Jan 12, 2019 4:59 AM
VeryFastWithACucumberNiceAndSlowWithAZucchini
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IcyLucario
I always see stuff like this and think: "Boy, I sure hope whoever made this didn't make it in a vain attempt to be /profound/ or something"
brandsilven
2018? No way. No face tattoos. That guy is more like 2013.
Jiggsawjazz
Not pictured - 1968s well trimmed balls and 2018s fucking jungle
csullivan
LemonRust
I really don't get it
KingTamino
LegoStomper
Ah, yes. The rare inverted penis where the balls rest snugly atop the shaft.
IveBeenThings
So true.
StrawbberryBoy
Is that Adam22?
onecatperdoughnut
2018 is way off. There's a headphone jack on that phone.
WaterblightGanon
HE'S WORRIED HIS PUNK ROCK BOYFRIEND DIDN'T PUT ON ENOUGH SUNSCREEN. WHY DO YOU THINK HE'S WEARING A MATCHING SWIMSUIT?
IMayOrMayNotHaveTroubleFindingAndOrChoosingAUsername
"If you don't have the soles of your feet tattooed, are you even tattoed at all?"
DefinitelyADog
REEEEEEEEEE
octacat
RubberChickenTenders
It's not an improvement.....
mattihase
So where did the hair go?
Yueling
*devolve
wolfpoora6
This mostly seems like fake deep bullshit, but interesting that it’s the 2018 side who’s actually opened the book.
Jodape99116
As if people haven't been getting full body tattoos since tattoos became a thing
theodd1sout
/r/im14andthisisdeep
RookVector
Thought the same thing
TechnicalDrift
Normally I'd agree, but I don't think that applies here. There is no blatent cliche message, just an observation.
Corrodias
It's not even clear to me what the observation is except... maybe that large tattoos are easier/cheaper to get than they used to be?
Kylecornsfinger
Maybe that they’re more socially acceptable as well? Idk, full body tattoos are hardly the norm, even in 2018.
Cancerismymiddlename
2019 face tattoos
SchwizleStick
Full body tattoos are so last year.
aberry9036
Tattoos are not a 2018 thing, been around centuries, which is fun to point out to people who think they’re unique by getting one
blackborkbork
but in the past it was for criminals, seamen, and natives.
RaelBrewster
Literally nobody thinks they're unique for getting tattoos buddy
destinoz
No one thinks tattoos were invented in 2018.
PriscillasDoor
I think you missed the point
DangerTrain
People with that many tattoos are usually making up for being a bland person.
WARLORD
It so easy to tell who's a douchebag now.
ElmyrDeHory
Not necessairly douchebags. They are just full of anxieties. For a reason, tatoos were popular with sailors and prisoners. Life with fears.
donchaknoowww
You think people with tattoos are douchebags?
TopCommenter
Anyone who looks 20 despite being born in 1968 is probably a douchebag.
fredbighead9
Yeah back in 1968 when tattoos had yet to be invented
Aefinn
Are you serious? Even Ötzi the iceman had tattoos and he lived over 5000 years ago.
fredbighead9
I was not serious, I was pointing out the flawed logic of the post
Aefinn
Ah, gotcha. I don't think this pic tries to say that though.
jahiva
God damn millenials, how do they keep getting away with this
PhenomenonSteve
2068
Josefbugman1543
Is that from a Killers video?
PhenomenonSteve
https://www.google.com/url?sa=t&source=web&rct=j&url=https://giphy.com/gifs/running-skeleton-wA7Yb2PgxfJRu&ved=2ahUKEwiNqt7TpejfAhVQZVAKHbK9
malaroo
It is.
charndatiger
Haha millennials amirite
Jakethesnake357
False, anybody with that much ink is not going to lay out in the sun and ruin it ://i.imgur.com/OpuxMYd.gif
DrJoint420
A LOT of those people get those tattoos for that reason.
CongratsYouAreHereNow
another reason not to get a tattoo
Omicronperseiipoop
Have you met people before?
MadCDeeJay
I try to avoid that
imguyy
The internet is full of people who seem to think that people always behave rationally.
DrJoint420
and at the same time provides ample proof that that is not the case
ThatOneLad
Sunblock stops tattoos getting ruined. There’s nothing stopping anyone from laying out in the sun with tattoos
JHawke
Considering the amount of heavily tattood people at the beach literally every year. I'm gonna have to say you have no clue what you say.
Garouleloup
Turns out, a lot of people don't know what they're saying. Doesn't stop others to believe them though.
IamNotAshamed
at the beach, sure. But Sunbathing with a fully covered body?
mattihase
People are idiots!
FreshPrinceOfWhiterun
... Sunblock?
Huitxilopochtli
Sunblock is for pussies bro! Go out and get sunburned as fuck like a real man bro!
FreshPrinceOfWhiterun
My tatts were too expensive for me to be a real man in the sun <\3
PluckedDuck
I wonder what 2068 will be like.
thatiswhyyoushoulddoityourself
Pretty neon tattoos will be the thing.
Omicronperseiipoop
The robot extermination units will be in full bloom.
CapitanTypo
Really hot. Probably food riots.
Aelok
A little like none pizza with left meat
KobeBurger
2068: I had my lips replaced with a sideways giraffe vagina.
SteveHeap
Interactive tattoos
TheWorldIsATollFreeToilet
Gay.
PorneliusHubertII
Chameleons.
Hiynastrike
hopefully, the Jetsons version of the future
thisproject
ATOMPUUUUNK!
TheFeralBurrito
But more likely the Idiocracy version.
Hiynastrike
it'll probably be annoying, everything will either be digital or automated. And Ultra-Modernism will continue to plague our arts and design
aLilBlindKid
Soup won't be digital.
aLilBlindKid
No black people? Sheesh dude...
alittletime
PW28
Hopefully a Jetsons Tattoo Parlor.
TheKnowing1
Do you really think we'll make it that far?
ChelsTehHazelnut
Well I hope I make it to age 78.
PluckedDuck
Out of 7.6 billion, at least a few million will.
Ganonderf
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Grimmrog
what hair?
FrisianDude
they're like Genghiz Cohen's Silver Horde
NoForethought
No Ragrets... I guess.
EddieGriswold
N’amsayin?
NoForethought
why would you keep the piercings with that much sag *cringe blonde*
FrisianDude
why the fuck not
ItsAlwaysDaDamnedGuvment
They'll be underwater that beach won't exist anymore
Omicronperseiipoop
Beach front property in Philly would be nice.
aPokal
You're sure? It won't happen overnight. There will be plenty of time for NJ to move inwards.
Omicronperseiipoop
Super cereal.