The obscure gem is my all time favorite. I’ve kept if from the 2002 page a day calendar (Friday March 15 for anyone keeping track)
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Original narration by Randall
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Your daily dose of “is this real life?”
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Today, I am 50 years old. It’s so weird to say.
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Lindsey Graham died?
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Attn: USA Soccer fans
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YOLO. Classic arcade in my living room complete.
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MRW some teenage punk says he can beat me at _______ (insert any video game here).
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Behold- the Atheist's nightmare! (Unmute)
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I will never not laugh at this one.
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Hey- you're not allowed to rent here anymore!
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It’s party time, Slick.
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I sent an email to Don Bluth to show him my Dragon’s Lair tattoo and he responded!
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Parents- don’t ignore the signs!
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Down from 210 lbs to 175.6 lbs since January 1 (69 days; nice!)
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Bourgeois Buffoon
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Today's Jeopardy winner.
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¯\_(ツ)_/¯
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Seinfeld predicted it
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One of my online dating matches “doesn’t have a problem with the way Trump is enforcing immigration policy.”
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MRW Jimmy Kimmel wasn’t on the Epstein list after all
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Yeah, I don’t think we need a lip reader for this one
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If you press the button, Epstein’s Republican accomplices will be outed BUT so will any Democrats.
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If this offends you, then you might be a fascist
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Understandable ragequit
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"I'm not a pimp!"
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I ended and almost 40 year friendship last night
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Magnum P.I. was wild
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Stay a while and listen
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Corey Feldman on Howard Stern in 1992. You're welcome.
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Former MN Governor and Navy Seal Jesse Ventura on Trump
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“Joe Biden is old and senile,unfit for office.”
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A few years ago, Jack Black started a gaming YouTube channel and this was his one week update
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I think I downloaded the wrong Dark Souls?
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Wii Guys (SNL Feb 14 2009)
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hmmmm......
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If you haven’t played the Katamari series before, I implore you to check it out.
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Story time: in 2006, my wife and I auctioned the right to name our soon-to-be-born baby on eBay. It made national news and Conan mentioned it on his August 4 monologue.
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The most logical plan..
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The Gestapo comes out of ICE HQ in Portland in full riot gear to intimidate and look for an excuse for escalation with peaceful protesters.
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Snoop is mad at Bill Gates
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Carnage at Portland’s ICE HQ
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Every non-word in Smooth Criminal
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I ain’t no professor pickles!
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"Is anyone here a marine biologist?"
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The president thumbing out a tweet at 3am
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Nazi punks- FUCK OFF!!
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"Mom, can we get Tool?" "We have Tool at home."
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The greatest video game intro of all time (unmute)
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It’s that time of year again
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My childhood
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It's in the bag now, folks.
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These boomers will be the death of us all
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When your friends are as weird as you
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This masterpiece was released 30 years ago today on August 30, 1994
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It’s my 13th cake day. Here are two of my favorite Calvin and Hobbes strips
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Paul McCartney demos 'Let It Be' for the rest of the Beatles (1969)
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Hoodwinked again
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This was my 16th fav
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Moonlight Sonata by Valentina Lisitsa
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