brightintempas
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That's not pepper spray, it's bear spray.
Jun 8, 2017 3:24 PM
brightintempas
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That's not pepper spray, it's bear spray.
StarPal
Lurkingoff
This pleases me.
jalalabi
TIL: Pepper spray is TEN TIMES more powerful than bear spray.
Moosecock
I love the drawer closure
NotSoAngryGuy
This is Canada. Surprised the cashier and his wife didn't get arrested with attempted murder.
wordtoyourface
Spank him with La Chancla!!!! +1
Gray808
But bear spray is pepper spray.
WhatAmISupposedToWriteHere
This happened in my town at the convenience store a few streets away from my dad's house. Owner ended up selling his store not long after.
likifucrieverytim
Didn't see any bears fly out -1
WhistlingButt
What is the difference between normal Pepperspray and Bearspray? Is it more irritating?
imurmomdrinkingcloroxbleach
The second part
tonksl
Hes spraying them how i spray raid on roaches, with redic amounts
cwilli08
We are missing the next scene where they take turns teebagging the bastard.
Threepointonefourblahblah
How would she do that? with actual tea bags?
alakai
Roast beef.
TheDivineUsersub
"V bag" -Battlefield Friends
RonaldFckingSwanson
Who doesnt love bear spray! It can be used on bears and on humans! Also he should have pushed some in his butt hole just for the kicks!
OhNoNotThatGuyQuickEverybodyHide
He'd probably do jail time if he did that. It's one thing to defend yourself, it's another thing to torture someone.
RonaldFckingSwanson
Well what is the woman then doing? Wink wink
princessbutts
The way he pushes the money drawer back in.... Classic!
DerpyBabu
"bruh." - thief
rimehoarfrost
On a scale of 7, how badly would bear mace fuck your day up? Could it kill you?
INoLongerWorkAtAnOffice
5/7
muttonchoppa
probably if you were asthmatic and/or had COPD and/or emphysema. even the label on pepper spray reads effects last 45 mins with washing.
exponant
I've heard it can blind you.
idontcare12345678
It can't. It's not even acidic, it just triggers the immune response pepper plants do to stop mammals from eating them.
exponant
Thanks for that.
retrofuture
Test shot my can of bear spray, got some on my fongwrs. My hand burned for a solid 2 hours.
Threepointonefourblahblah
I see your fingers are still not healed properly
DrRumpyPumpy
????
linkapedia
"fongwrs"
DrRumpyPumpy
lol
BeerIsBetterThanSunshine
Bear spray is less powerful than pepper/cs spray intended for humans
N0ledge
bear spray is pepper spray...
DocWino
Bear spray is pepper spray.
FilipeNogueira
Booty slap (͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)
catblklady
Lol
SmellOfMonkey
I thought he was trying to wedge the can of bear spray up there
FilipeNogueira
I would pay to see that
Zetor
"Harder!" -"What?" -"What?"
nanobot101
I am doing what your goddamn parents failed to do asshole!
FilipeNogueira
I do agree with that
LiveWithHonorDieWithGlory
Make that ass clap (͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)
CMFMTNPPL
Where's the "that's a paddlein" meme
FilipeNogueira
Looks more like a fisting than a paddlin to me (͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)
wittie888
Obligatory "That's my fetish"
Chillingworth
EverybodysGrudge
UnassumingAscotCap
Nah, those are tailbone shots.
FilipeNogueira
You must be fun at parties
UnassumingAscotCap
Hell yeah I am, who else is gonna bring the d&d rulebooks and a blunt?
FilipeNogueira
To be honest i would join you on that.
Koosies
McLovinchops
After seeing the second gif I came to the comments looking for this response lol
heRapesButHeSaves
You rob me? I spanka you ass.
firebreatheralpha
My favorite part is when she kicks him in the head.
idontcare12345678
Robbers are the end of a society when they are allowed to exist.
Khatvogel
No that's called assault .......
CristiSsS
Love her final hit, looks like a long kick on FIFA.
MyDogJake
I also enjoyed the part where he almost drown in bear spray. Gonna feel that in the morning.
HuckleofLogantown
Like when he was going head down toward the floor? Probably getting water boarded by the spray
generalmv
You might almost say that it would be ... unbearable.
Kushamu
My favorite part is the spanking he got
corneliusgansevoort
I really try to not condone violence, but i literally blurted out a "YESSS!" when she came into the frame and did this. I'm disappointed...
corneliusgansevoort
...in myself for loving this so much.
RepostSadistic
Don't be
imagurian
Good chamber!
frostybox
im all for the beating but might he already be considered incapacitated?
icelandicsealbear
My favorite part was the giant justice boner.
surrealizations
Wearing sandals, probably hurt her more than him
VoodooMamaGonza
Same.
INoLongerWorkAtAnOffice
Unfortunately that could get her into legal trouble, as he may plead that he was "fleeing" therefore making it excessive force. Laws amirite
nottooproudofthisbut
You mean the part that is legally battery?
IDoPictureStuff
Ya.
JabbaThaChu
Like the fellow once said, ain't that a kick in the head.
HenryDorsettCase
heartwarming, indeed :)
EastVanJohnShaft
Yes!!!! Loves that
timsfuelapocalypse
Punched right up the rectum.
deucedave
He got a good spanking first
N0HATS
I would take it to far and pull his pants down and sprayed his butthole... I'm good at taking things too far
deucedave
And catch a sexual assaults charge, sure lol
N0HATS
worth it
Smagalicious
That is what cracked me up! "You get spanking first"!!
Rossco311
Ass punching
MrFlick
You kids and your fancy terms. Back in my day we just called it fisting.
lilwood5
Who the fuck downvoted this?? That lil fucker deserved it-
trina1978
Twats. Downvotey twats.
Sheepyhead
It's not a Fallout game, most people don't condone fucking wasteland justice
LordCastellanCreedtheSupremeCommanderofCadia
Might be unjustified use of force.
Cannadance
agreed. But people on imgur will say "He's the product of his environment. He was a good kid. He didn't deserve this. blah fucking blah."
Imgurislongerfunny
Que ongio bonigo he's only a lad
pokebug666
Or, they just feel that it should be up to the courts to decide on appropriate punishment.
tg2222222
Everyone has a choice.
imguriArdlyKnowEr
i agree with half of that. Might be overkill, kicking him in the head, but he sure deserved it
Cannadance
WHAT DO YOU MEAN OVERKILL? HE HAD A KNIFE! HE COULD HAVE KILLED THE STORE OWNER!!!! Holy shit this world is fucked. Defend yourself = crime
pokebug666
But did he still have the knife then? It's not clear. But if she was just trying to kick a knife out of his hand, then I have no problem.
6BigJuan6
He's been maxed and is hanging upside-down by his ass. She could have avoided him completely if he was a threat. He wasn't doing after that
sjokoladenam
He deserved it, yes, but lets not give people who will be out on the streets again brain damage.
Cannadance
Why the fuck not? If they get brain damage society is safer. By letting them go free, this guy will kill someone eventually. ur all idiots.
BondHaimBond
it's more expensive for society to take care of people with brain damage. you go change his diaper.
nowitsshowtime
Mine was when the dude punched him in his asshole, twice
pudgychicken
I don't know why this made me snort loudly but now half the room is staring at me
Irishbearcub
Agreed - Turkish security guards
Zucheto
I fucking hate thiefs
TheBirdBrain23
thieves*
openyomind
Yeah politicians are the worst
MitchBeaucannon
Robbers are even worse.
idontcare12345678
Robbers are the end of a society when they are allowed to exist.
FriendOfShaq
Don't even get me started on burglars.
ProfessorYaffle
Well burglars aren't as bad as robbers because by definition burglars are non violent, if they were violent they'd be robbers.
AsAHistorian
thievfefes
idontcare12345678
14 million more Americans were unemployed after 8 years under obama.
idontcare12345678
God, I'm an Economist, and it's PATHETIC that democrats still don't understand this.
monsiuerdownvotes
thiefes
idontcare12345678
Robbers are the end of a society when they are allowed to exist.
toastbugsme
Thirdy
great gif! very relevant, awesome!
Zetor
"YOU ROB ME?! I SPANK YOU!"
ChadtheUltimatePirate
That is how I live my life. I thought it was the norm.
CongratsYouAreHereNow
chun li's form isn't nearly as good as it used to be
guitnut
His wife like : "Don't spank, kick him in the head".
Knikov
Bad robber ! Bad !
rawrhayyyley
YOU RACK DISCIPRINE
TheNLK
YOU WANT MIRRION DORRAR? TOO BAD! HERE SPANKS! FUCK U!
CongratsYouAreHereNow
in the unblurred version, you can see the clerk spray the bear spray into the would be thief's rectum. really could have used an album cover
DrunkenMarineBiologist
NeptuneMedia
Your parents no spank you! I spank you! Give u discipline!
Bambing
This is one of the best comments ever
CaptainFubs
Disciprine*
TheShiv0724
WithPride
I was waiting for this.
Takavos
god damnit you beat me by 4 hours :(
CaptainFubs
Missed it by thaaaaat much lol
Takavos
Disaprin* there i fixed it for you
chimchim666
boy got his ass PUNCHED
Zootsoot
Bear spray- the best answer to "No Mace" laws ever.
tallquasi
I've heard that janitorial strength ammonia in a spray bottle also works.
Zootsoot
Hell, I'd prefer pickled jalapeño juice in a spray bottle- won't react to the heat of a car on a hot day
CottonCandiJenni
It's still illegal in canada unless you can prove you were camping/at risk from bears.
idontcare12345678
What a country.
Zootsoot
Here in Los Angeles, rural/urban areas are so close, to say "It's from when we were camping" is plausible, and cops tend to look away.
brightintempas
Granted, depending on where you're living in Canada the chances of a bear wandering into your store aren't that low
CottonCandiJenni
Yeah, but now I'm imagining a bear dressed up in plaid "Uh, yeah I'll take some smokes and....some honey"
OneUpperSteve
Wasp spray. 25 ft of legal fuck you up.
MrNohbdy
http://articles.extension.org/pages/70030/6-reasons-why-wasp-spray-is-not-a-substitute-for-pepper-spray
MrNohbdy
Wasp spray is ridiculously ineffective. It may also be a crime, as you are using it in an off-label manner. Just get the real thing.
OneUpperSteve
Can't with "no mace" laws. Wasp spray is highly effective. Have you ever got that shit in your eyes? No? Spray yourself then come back.
MrNohbdy
https://www.google.com/url?sa=t&source=web&rct=j&url=http://articles.extension.org/pages/70030/6-reasons-why-wasp-spray-is-not-a-substitute-
OneUpperSteve
Look, I get what you're saying, but get what I am saying: I can't carry a gun, pepper spray, or taser. The only "legal" option is spray...
OneUpperSteve
Stabbing someone with a screwdriver is illegal and against the labeling unless you are defending yourself.
MrNohbdy
Pesticides are governed by different laws than screwdrivers. Also, you open yourself up to civil suits by using pesticides.
OneUpperSteve
No doubt, but if I have wasp spray and I have reasonable cause to have it. Not on my dresser, etc. Less liability. intent and proof.
OneUpperSteve
My work prohibits me carrying my defense of choice (.40). Many places I go prohibit mace or pepper spray. Wrap wasp spray with a msds tho...
FriendOfShaq
TyberosTheRedWake
Walk with Christ, brah.
longoriaisaiah
I am the doooog
ErinFromTheOffice
AskMeIfImFunAtParties
"Quick, bear-mace that guy!"
Splosions
Damn that dude has some composure. Spraying that much pepper in an enclosed space, Everyone suffers.
Wills0ns
I saw a dude pepper spray himself, the people he was fighting with, his two children and most of the train carriage. All actions illegal.
kronese
looking at the first part, it looks like he almost hit himself with it. That could have been awkward...
Splosions
VigorousButtstuff
I've had to respond to incidents involving pepper spray in an elevator. No one walks away happy.
ZombiePuggle
It is bear spary, it is like 25 time more potent. Source: I accidentally sprayed myself at yellowstone
Murrdogg
Sounds like you made a hey-booboo
labyrinthconvention
was there a bear to laugh at you?
kongfuchicken
The bear was actually pleased that people are starting to show up self-seasoning now.
ZombiePuggle
No, but the bufflos had a good laugh.
pudgychicken
So bear spray is just stronger pepper spray? Sorry if I come off as dumb, just never heard of bear spray before
ZombiePuggle
Way stronger. If you don't have a firearms id in bear country you carry bear spray. It is an auto felony to use it on a person.
pudgychicken
ohh okay thanks
Trondason
Even in self defense like in this instance?
RookieMove
The guys robbing him had a knife. So should be fine
Prodigious123
highly doubt it, pretty sure he means like as an unprovoked attack kinda thing
ZombiePuggle
Idk, that is what in said on the side of the can.
TCGView
Bears spray, booty slap, kick to the head. You had better have learned something from all that.
InvalidUserAccount
There's always an Asian somewhere who can do it better than you.
BondHaimBond
yeah, don't rob stores in Canada. They don't always say sorry.
RimJim
How can you tell it's Canada?
BondHaimBond
the news clip is from ottawa.
RimJim
Ah, gotcha. I was just checking the two gifs, didn't bother with the link. Thanks!