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May 2, 2013 11:23 AM
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parangaricutirimicuaro
My dog did the same thing! We still give her a hard time about the $400 she cost us!
SweetBabyJesus
Any Fat Kid will tell you this works only so many times for PE class...
ZombieNixon
After my dog gets cold from being in the snow he'll start limping so I will pick him up. Works every time.
tarataqa
Shamalamadingdong!
ExtraordinAri
My dog started limping on our first long walk. Looked at his paw and it was an itty bitty flower. >_<
Kynlo
Ha, my old Rottweiler used to do this if he got a piece of tissue stuck to his foot after attacking the TP.
sticksandstonesandweedandbones
I think this whole thing is ashamm
kissmygrits
my horse faked an injury once bc it was hot out- he could barely walk, but as soon as the vet came w/treats, he was miraculously 100% fine
yarnanimal
SHAM WOW
OneSmartChicken
My cats flinch away from hands like they're expecting a hit, but only when people are over I go them as babies; they've never been abused.
Antfarmz
Scooby dooby do?
imadork
*shaming, and that is too funny. When we were house training our pup she used to pretend to pee b/c she knew she would get treats.
elerico
This is why I like stupid dogs. They don't get themselves into trouble like this.
Affray
I don't like when dogs are more clever than most people I know
KNIVESY
What did dog get shammed into? I HAVE TO KNOW!!
BookyBookworm
My dog got dive bombed by a moth once and refuses to go pee in the dark. My pit is scared of moths. How's that for vicious!?
bingowashisnameo
My 50 lb Vizsla is afraid of flies. She barks at them and hides until they fly away. Yet she loves to chase the deer out of our yard.
rebel1031
My Rottie was scared of pot holders.....
ImVeronicaCorningstone
my corgi is scared of bunnies.....literally if we're on a walk and he sees a bunny he'll yank my arm out running away
goodflave
Is that a dutch shepherd?
brototes
Tried to use my dog to pull me on rollerblades, she got a block then refused to move. Wouldn't even follow me home and made me cry, I was 8.
Moorebegining08
Not bad....
EveryoneHasHilariousUsernamesAndImJustSittingHereMasturbating
My dog would rather pee in the house and get scolded, than go outside during a lightening storm.
DaikiEndo
Same. Lightning is scary shit.
ImVeronicaCorningstone
I've realized the only time my dog ever has an "accident" inside is after a visit to the vet...he's so pissed off, he pisses on my stuff
cldizzle
Clever motherfucker, I think he deserves more treats for that..
stutteringbob
That's my boy :) He's a keeper.
therealdarthbatman
Oh yea. MORE TREATS FOR THE DOG!!!! If someone tells me the address i will straight up send this dog some treats
LumosMx
This is the funniest pet shame i've ever read! OP, interested in hearing how it went down @ the vet's office...
TacoMcGibblets
this is something Kopper would do! http://imgur.com/l5Ofm He's so lazy and he's just a puppy
Imawarlock
Shamming dogs, Because they can read those signs. And feel Sham. Not to be confused with shame, and shaming.
iwastemoneyonjordans
*shammed
themoonmadeofbarbequesparerib
oh my god why are you such a pedantic fuckface when you can obviously tell what the OP meant
Imawarlock
Because now i have to look up pedantic. I have to take my feeling smart moments when they come.
Imawarlock
Are you calling me an object that hangs from a chord of some sort, in the shape of somebody's face that is enjoying sex?
TheEggPlantHero
I knew a horse like this. Didn't like having to give lessons to kids so she would go 'lame' in the arena, but run like crazy when turned out
theansweris3
Good guy vet telling you instead of racking up the bills with needless further tests and visits!
iamnotironman
I have a Yorkie who hates it outside. People say I don't take him enough walks, but he hates them. He runs around the house just fine though
ladypartfart
I have a Bichon, he's cared to DEATH of the collar and leash, runs to his crate if he sees us holding it like we are taking him out
iamnotironman
When we go on walks he'll begrudgingly walk for a little while and they lay down until I pick him up and carry him home.
ImVeronicaCorningstone
my corgi actually hates going for a walk! I've never had a dog like this before but when he sees the leash he hides under my bed!
ImVeronicaCorningstone
it's not like I make him run or yank him or anything....all my other dogs go nuts for the leash!
madge71
Clever girl...
narfwhals
smartest dog in the actuel entire known universe
idonotthinkitownswhatyouthinkitowns
*actual
narfwhals
i am obviously no the smartest dog
idonotthinkitownswhatyouthinkitowns
+1 and *not
narfwhals
holy hell i can't type this morning.. back to sleep!
idonotthinkitownswhatyouthinkitowns
+1 and *I and ellipses have three periods, not two.
StoatKaizer
My dog hates being in the backyard alone, so she sits at the door if outside and shivers. Even if it's 90+ degrees out. She'll be shivering.
Kynlo
Then open the fucking door and let your dog back inside. Super simple stuff.
StoatKaizer
Generally, we have to go out with her and remind her to use the bathroom. She won't do it otherwise.