Every time a new Patrick post catches me off guard.
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My not too distant future.
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After being single for 3 years, I've caved and joined a dating website. This is how it feels.
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Even though I talk a big feminist/equality game,
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Saw this little Game of Thrones gem out there in internetland and wanted to share.
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Sometimes, birthdays are shitty.
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When I was a kid I watched Lord of the Rings and thought Boromir's name was Gondor. That made this line hilariously Tarzan-y.
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When you suddenly realize that you ruined your own life while your back was turned.
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Did you know that in 900 years of time and space I've never met someone who wasn't important before?
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Euuugggghhhehehhhuhhgghhghhhhhh
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That's my secret. I'm always uncomfortable.
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Today, my three year old nephew said "Mom, can't I just stay inside and watch movies? I don't want to be in the world anymore."
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This is a new level of hell.
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MRW I found out I'm teamzombie. Now I can totally plow Billy Butcherson without it being weird.
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Imgur, can you help me settle an argument? Do you say "nut-ella" or "new-tella"?
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My new boyfriend gave me the "We should slow things down" talk after we had sex. Time to fill the penis sized hole in my pride.
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My local transit really wants us to keep our bus Dean.
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A boy was mean to me, so here's all the best from my hard drive. Yes, yes. I know. Fuck 9gag.
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The moment you realize that the only exercise you've had in months is your ferocious masturbation.
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"HODOR! Hodor, hodor." - Hodor.
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I am 99.99% sure that some of us are looking in a mirror right now.
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Today, my sister phoned me up, bursting with excitement and said "Have you been Rick Rolled yet? We need to spread this around!"
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This makes me very uncomfortable for some reason.
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A beautiful smile to hide the pain.
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CORL!!
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This is for my sister, who was supposed to have a Walking Dead marathon with me tonight, but watched it all without me instead.
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The moment you realize you are the crazy person that guys shouldn't put their dick in.
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