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Feb 27, 2018 7:04 AM
Eire2020
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TheWonderfulWizardOfOs
smooth boi
elgalileo
Picture and white text fact do not make. Citation needed.
herooftime9000
Co-evolution.
sirbartonslady
Female pups play just a hard and rough as males. Not sure where this study gets its idea that male pups are stronger. They're still babies.
nikiitea
pronoun
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=FqTZCU_ViHg Peterson explains why big rats let smaller rats win at play sometimes.
Shadowmantress
I feel like that particular bit of information is getting to be pretty well known because of him. Good to see another fan around.
NewtonScamander
why are we just spreading wrong facts?
Lagerfunk
because it makes doods feel good
MeTheJDO
So sexist to think female puppies can't win on their own...
JhericFury
How do we know?
Derplord
Puppies will intentionally let other puppies win so they continue playing with them, period
theyar
Can confirm; am pupper.
Cosmicfate89
FACT: Bears eat beats.
MamaJeaux
I (female) used to let the guys win (h-o-r-s-e, ping pong, etc) for the exact same reason.
AndyTheDorkPunk
coledive24
Im with the cat.
Valfheim
Cats have no chill. Our big one will mercilessly take his frustration out o our smaller one, like he's some sort of plush stress toy.
kiathedead
How exactly was this information found?
Beekerseeker
Yeah, I think a source needs to be provided for this one.
J0akes
I have to do this with everything or no one will play with me
Iwasntevenatit
Pft I stomp girls at video games
Apelehamamama
According to 9 out of 10 puppies...
TheFunkyCodingMonkey
Down with the puptriarchy!
Lagerfunk
Puppies are similar sizes regardless of sex. No reason male would "dominate" . Anthropocentric projection ftw
GitRightStik
Yeah, my wager is on playfighting to exercise the young's muscles prior to adult fighting/hunting.
Lagerfunk
My wager: male imgurians "need" animal pseudoscience to justify that males are physically superior to females , hence superior POINT
GitRightStik
Soon it devolves into a dog fighting ring, but with puppies.
railgap
My larger cat never learned this trick. His adoptive sister and he stopped being friends mostly because of that.
deskspud
The start of considerable trouble, interspecially speaking
michealikruhara0110
"Play with me some more, I Incest!"
SexualConsent
justscrollin
Why.
Lunaura
Nooooooo!
welcomestranger
Hey man, don't give away the secrets...
victell
How did they deduce this was the puppies' intentions tho
johnnyhandbags
https://www.surveymonkey.com/
SirBrendan
Well see, they wrote it over an image and then published it on the internet. That requires serious scientific inquiry to do.
FuckMeThenYou
Like with that "male lions lets cups scare them" thing? A phenomenon only observed on memes and shit posts
victell
Aha!
TheGalacticLeprechaunwithtinynipples
Play fighting is an important part in the social development of many animals. This teaches empathy and restrain. Humans and rats do it, too
Georgieborker
Yer’ve been a naughty naughty boy Connor!
Mac2017
You know nuthin...
TheGalacticLeprechaunwithtinynipples
"I'll give ye my belt alright - I will beat you like your whore mother"
ZeroHedge
Found the Jordan Peterson fan.
ilovecars
Hahaha! Was thinking the same. He is awesome though.
aoenofhorus
Obligatory “No he’s a bigot and a right-wing shill and actually has nothing intelligent to say, because I don’t like him.” comment.
ilovecars
So what you’re saying is...
AsFarAsIKnow
Yeah but this particular "fact" is facebook-quality bullshit
AdrianDunne
It seems plausible, would love to know about the subject, but I'm lazy.
AsFarAsIKnow
I'm in biology and it does not seem plausible at all. Assuming there is any sex-based size difference at that age (there isn't) what 1
AsFarAsIKnow
evolutionary purpose would attracting the attention of one's own siblings serve? All this evidences is the creator's biases 2
AdrianDunne
I meant the letting another animal win once in a while so they won't stop playing. Seems plausible, but plausible alone is not factual.
AsFarAsIKnow
Yeah, that's plausible, but that's not the claim here :(
InboxMeYourButt
Username accurate
AsFarAsIKnow
I'll read link if you have cite?
InboxMeYourButt
http://www.jstor.org/stable/1165508?seq=16#page_scan_tab_contents# This may get you started.
AsFarAsIKnow
<3
InboxMeYourButt
I work as a veterinarian and have many close friends who work as clinical psychologists. I do not have a specific article I can link.
InboxMeYourButt
I’d encourage you to look into the matter personally. Self discovered information is likely more helpful for you than what I may suggest.
AsFarAsIKnow
I'm in neuroscience as well. I simply do not have the spare time. If you stumble across a cite, link me :)
m0nk3ym4n
I do the same with sex I will let the female orgasm so she’ll keep having sex with me.
PendejadasDeNalgas
Well played
SweepTheLegsJohnny
You really don’t have to roleplay with your hand, it will forgive your inadequacies and be a loyal partner regardless
scottjaeger
speak for yourself, Don Juan
Moizsh10
Lol, nice one! But we all know the female orgasm doesn't exist. /s
Kkenn
Well... you r right
thedoughnutsayshello
My left, actually.
BryantTaylor
Lipwigzer
Rats do this too. It also applies to bigger ones playing with small ones.
JohannesdeVos
Sort yourself, bucko.
TheSadCafe
They’re basically tiny dogs. I love rats!
ButILovethecookie
Amazing pets!! Clever and actually want your attention I miss my rats.
RequiescatInPace
Yup. The big ones will let the small ones win about 30% out of 100% of the time. If they don't, the small ones refuse to play at all.
Varimothras
Wish someone had told my brother this. 30% sounds nice
throwiewayay
Thats like 50% of 60% of the time!!!!
RequiescatInPace
Bother, I meant 30% out 70%. My apologies lol
throwiewayay
No no, "30% out of 100%" is correct if you mean 30/70 ratio. Its just redundant to say the 100%. 30% out of 70% is 21%! You need coffee! :P
TheUglyGuy
Human males do the same thing.
mukai92
Filthy casuals!! Just cos they are female, that won't stop the mario kart ownage!! The gloating does mean im sleeping on the couch later :/
Dilbartbert
rats do the same thing. youtube jordan peterson. he does a really interesting speech on it
SweetZombiJesus
I was winning 16-0 in Tekken 3 and rubbing it in until she rabbit-punched me on the forehead. We're still together, thankfully.
damelamusica
This human female did too. Never ended particularly well.
BrewedDude
Can confirm. It’s how I met my wife and tricked her into falling hopelessly in love with me.
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Bassi1990
Oh yeah? Smash Bros. me. I'll be Fox, and you'll be dead.
rustySpaceBaroness
Hahaha whatever
PotatoCipher
Unless both are gamers, there will be no mercy...
IAmTheBadW01f
Except now I'm married....no mercy!
MisterQuestion
Nah. I wouldn't let anyone beat me that easily in arm wrestling. Except when I lose. Perfect excuse.
NuggetsForKitty
You never met my last boyfriend
asthmatherapeutics
Thank you
tonsofturtles
Never let anyone win, crush them like the unworthy opponents they are.
PCGamingKurshuk
You can be on my team.
zorrofuerte
Crush your enemies, see them driven before you, and hear the lamentations of their women.
jaffa5
Word to live by. Praise Crom.
SiIenzio
dontlogmeoutagainimgur
what i was looking for.
definitelynotawolf
Do you see what you get Carla? Do you see what you get when you mess with THE WARRIOR?
TheUglyGuy
That's what I wanted when I posted the comment!
SiIenzio
I was sure i would find it in the comments and it wasn't there!
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noneforgretchenwieners
Dodain
My god that is the creepiest baby every! The kind of thing I expect from late night imgur. Have your +1
DurendaI
Autobus
Rubystar92
Taur622
Not in Mario Kart.
avorius
Victory above all else
HelloToe
https://imgur.com/76lrV3c
photo1311
All's fair in love, war, and Mario Kart.
LetsplayJustthetip
Herbaria
Any man who takes me on and wins...I'll hate and respect. None have succeeded yet.
chillFlamingo
Challenge accepted
UnTale
Cause you haven't played with me yet https://media.giphy.com/media/RLopdWediNSYE/giphy.gif
TheManSpider
Oh shit
GloriousWalrus
My gf still brings up not letting her win mini golf on her birthday years ago
RanchoCucamonga
Holy shit, she sounds like an insecure bitch.
GloriousWalrus
Wait, ex gf as of a day ago. Life is pain. I’m great. Haha
Balisaurus
Sorry to hear that, dude. Hope the heartache passes soon
IAmNotAVeryCreativePerson
Women come and go. Victory lasts forever. Never forget. Glory is eternal.
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EmyLightsaber
you're not rong
HugeCottontail
Sorry lil' buddy. It'll probably never get better. Good luck with an eternity of sadness and regrets
GloriousWalrus
This was honestly way better than everyone saying it’ll be okay eventually and yada yada
umpbumpfizz
Truth is, I still hurt 5 years later. I found someone recently who makes it hurt less, and each day it gets better. But the road is long.
stankpuss
Should have let her win, i guess..
GloriousWalrus
Fuck that I might be alone but I’m still victorious
vixenmoo
I wouldn't trust a guy who always let me win. Those are the guys who lie to "keep your feelings from getting hurt" later on.