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Buttamilkk
I named my dog after this man
menteesperto
I wasn't going to post this but I saw my battery level and I had to
kaamila
WHAT'D YOU DO??
pmohlman
I live in a van. DOWN. BY. THE. RIVER. Best motivational speech ever. RIP CF.
moremichaelnow
now i have a sad
CharmingAndSexyGentlemanStarshipCaptain
David Spade is a funny man, we need him in more TV series or Movies. I love his sarcastic remarks in Just Shoot Me.
rageforth
And after 20 years it's still my all time favorite movie.
smaeflowers
Same and black sheep
swetz
Did I catch a 9er in there? What are you calling from, a walkie-talkie?
theunsungzero
Holy schnikees! The feels!
keener33
One of my favorite movies of all time
jaykaywhy
Richard, do I have a mark on my face? It hurts here. Not here, not here so much, but right here..
tinksparky
Nope... shipshape! 'Jesus what happened to your face?' ...I KNEW IT!
TheLightWasYellowSir
CatSnakePlissken
Rumor has it Spade was balding in his SNL days, and does in fact now wear a toupee.
BigErnsDaycare
http://replygif.net/i/1078.gif me reading this
moremichaelnow
now i have a sad
AlmostClever
According to Wikipedia, this film is on Roger Ebert's "Most Hated" list.
brownribbon
I'm sad they didn't get to make more movie together, but I'm glad they were able to make some movies together.
hockeyham
The modern day Abbott and Costello. Such a great combo they were.
smaeflowers
Black Sheep is another good one with the 2 of them 2 of my all time favorite movies
AlleiraDayne
"Did you fall in some mud?" "Yes, and now I'm rich because I discovered white mud." "I said crud, did you fall in some crud?"
Flagon
"He must be all hopped up on crack cocaine."
dirbyduckett
You got nothin to worry about here Richard, you see, they have a thin candy shell
tinksparky
You're the one with the shell on it.... 'You say something?'... Shut up, Richard
jweenypwee
I think your brain has a thick candy shell...
IBetThatHurts
Didn't Spade miss his funeral. I know people deal in different ways, not being critical...just think I read that back when he died.
BlowDog
He missed it on purpose he couldn't deal with that because of how close they were
Imtheguywhogetsawaywithit
Considering how close they were, I wouldn't blame him for not going. Not everyone is strong enough to handle things like that.
IBetThatHurts
Yeah, I don't blame him at all. Just remember hearing it back then and never being sure how true it was.
jjc355
....... sinner
hornypineapple
Always a classic.
Youknowwhenimdowntojustmysockswhattimeitis
I see a pretty girl down there...I wonder if she goes out with one of the YANKEES....
dirbyduckett
great line
SirsMadeline
Scram Tommy, don't give her the weight room thing!
ZEUSERS
Uhhh, you know wher the gym is?
sillyheart
Who's your favorite Little Rascal? Alfalfa? Or is it SPANKY? ......sinner......
Qwrestler
i highly recommend this movie, it's very funny.
Vergenbuurg
Also has some good heartfelt moments, as well... surprisingly.
illume666
and Black Sheep
TuckersHuman
You're 20 years late
morrissimo
...and did I hear a "niner" in there? Were you calling from a walkie talkie?
absolutepancake
You know what? Don't. Not here. Not now.
jweenypwee
No it was cordless...
SirsMadeline
Don't. Just don't.
BetYouCantHitMeWithaQuarter
*confused look*
Captkai
Favorite Farley bit: "Anyways, Norm. Did I tell ya I seen my friend Bill the other day, and I says to him, I says, I look him right in (1/3)
Captkai
the eye and I says to him, I says, I says to Bill, I says to him, get this, what I says to him is I says, get this, what I says, you (2/3)
Captkai
won’t believe what I says to him, I says...
CableAHVB
like listening to my grandpa talk.
twicetheheart
I can get a good look at a T-bone by sticking my head up a bull's ass, but I'd rather take a butcher's word for it.
futureman3000
It's a 32 belly option on two, on two.
ZBears
Dropped this inspirational line at a Networking event to 30+ other business owners. Wasnt sure it was a good idea going in but they loved it
kurtist04
Kill whitey!... Sorry. Wrong movie. Uhhh... Don't run away from your feelings!
eddieeeeeee69
You can get a good look at a butcher's ass by sticking your head up there. But, wouldn't ... My head's about to explode.
hotchkip
My dad just died, we just killed Bambi, and every time I drive down the road I want to jerk the wheel into a goddamn bridge abutment!
pretzelnugget
Went a little heavy on that pine tree perfume today, eh kid?
PixieDoll
Sir its a taxicab air freshener
futureman3000
Good, you've pinpointed it. Step two is washing it out.
itchy0618
I swear, I've seen a lot of stuff in my life...but that...was...AWESOME!! HAHAHA--Sorry about your car though, man. It sucks.
smasher543
Or is it head up a butchers ass?...no no that's not it
marshawnlynchatapressinterviewsaying
Wait, it's gotta be your bull.
FourFans
My pet!!! I kiiillled it!!!!!!
OldManBOMBIN
I can get a good look at a butcher's ass by stickin' my head up there, but wouldn't you rather take his word for it? No, wait.
itchy0618
OWW!! Son of a--That's gonna leave a mark!
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kentacohut
its gottabe your bull
Quigonjinnandjuice
Thats one of my favorite derails..."It's gotta be your bull"
kentacohut
its joe joe the indian circus boy with his pretty new pet
Quigonjinnandjuice
God you're sick.
jweenypwee
The train has derailed...
PixieDoll
And the family is screaming OH MY GOD WE'RE BURNING ALIVE OH I CANT FEEL MY LEGS... All because you want to save a coulple extra pennies
IntergalacticCinematic
New guy's in the corner, puking his guts out.
CertifiedPreOwnedButtPlug
... No, wait.. It's gotta be your bull."
LarfleezePlz
House keeping?
TheManTheyCallFunshine
I am 27 and there has never been a time I haven't done this when a friend is on the pooper.
absolutepancake
Please go away let me sleep FOR THE LOVE OF GOD
chucknasty
WHAT KIND OF HOTEL IS THIS
jweenypwee
Oh Richard I'm so happy! DON'T RUN AWAY FROM YOUR FEELINGS!
Keesterbunny
House keeping you want me jerk you off?!
meski16
What kind of motel is this?!
breakinginsanity
You want me fluff pillow?!
LarfleezePlz
Please let me sleep for the love of God!
dirbyduckett
House keeping you want warm towel?