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Feb 21, 2017 10:47 PM
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TheMouseOfMadness
There is no better sleep aid than a kitten passing out on your chest
100314finallymadeitofficial
Looks like John Snow a bit
MadameRainbowPants
I'm coming over.
Sateki
"Soon" They uttered
terrorofthederp
Are you wearing Lynx (Axe) - because you are surrounded by pussy!
pinkPantsir
Kitten Harrington
aselleus
Jon Snow but with direcats
whatishurtbabydontloveme
Dudes got pussy crawling all over him
DeaconJon
fkngimpurfect
Best medicine ever!
JumpingJews
Jon Snow?
Kirkwardo
Kit Harrington?
actionink
yes!
actionink
some purrs and im rite asleep! lol
LumpinSpacePrincess
As someone with extreme cat allergies: Death!
Dyslexicglove
My rescue kitty had kittens and would pile them on top of me, like this, in the night. Best way to be woken up.
Squishylefteyeball
I have 5 adult cats that do this. There's not enough breathing room!
Fundoplication
Is this what heaven looks like? No? My bad, must just be purrrgatory.
SecondHandDeathWish
Covered in pussy all day and every day. That's the life yo
colesparky
Just snuggle them around your neck and you'll be out like a light.
AD1CTV
Let's trade places
FangirlQueen160
I saw your username @op and I thought it said MandoPony, as in the YouTuber/musician.
KittyNostrilsAreAdorable
They're plotting your death.
Ndill
Plotting? Damn they are carrying out their deviously furry plot to extinguish this guys life flame.
Thedirtyhood
Jon snow?
wandergeist
Unless you have allergies. Then, hell.
kackeohnesahne
OP is drowning in pussies
DeliciousLittleMorsel
Don't act like you don't love being surrounded by all that floof
RogueMachinae
You mean being surrounded by all that pussy
DeliciousLittleMorsel
Wellllll....I was trying not to be crass.
ohfuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuck
This reminds me of when i had an anxiety attack. And since i'm very awkward with animals (especially my cats) i do not cuddle. So when 1
ohfuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuck
I had that anxiety attack, my cat just sat on my chest. And it was so awkward i started giggling in absolute awkwardness. It really helped 2
DerpyDuck1
Put 'em in your shirt :3
scatmanCrothers
They are protecting you from a small malevolent troll that emerges via a retractable hole in one of the walls and tries to steal your breath
scatmanCrothers
Name this Drew Barrymore movie from 1985...
KEbmeistergeneral
Fun fact, cats check if your breathing while you sleep. If you stop, they begin to eat you. Source: i have sleep apnea
Mewmus
made me laugh +1
BloodbathBidoof
I've read it's only if they've been without food for a few days. I'm sure under extreme conditions you'd think twice if you were starving.
originalBabewiththePower
I now know why my cat sits on me while I sleep. Thanks for that.
BritishBatman
how long do you stop breathing for?
vampyrita
I mean, on the plus side, i imagine chewing on your face wakes you up if you have an...attack?
Kalid19
*episode is the term youre looking for
Junktrunkjunkie
You tend to wake up anyway... not fully but just enough to start breathing again, It does interrupt REM and makes restful sleepy difficult.
BootyPaladin
Also rudely interrupts their meal.
TypedThisWithMyPenis
That took a turn
Green052
This is the opposite of a problem.
StonedLikeACheatingMuslimWoman
Except, you know, when you're trying to sleep, like the guy said
stoploggingmeoutImgurIfuckingswear
Kittens are such good napping partners though. It's amazing how comfortable they can get in any position. They have to be tired though.
toriapinklotus
Exactly what I thought before I saw this comment!!!
Iglumies
Well.. except if you have bad cat allergy
AluminumMuffin
That is a good way to die
Iglumies
Good point
NICEUSEOFWORDSSIR
Jon Snow truly does know nothing.
ISellVaporWare
SonOfKazar
First time I saw this post, this was top comment