MRW this girl I've been talking to sends me a naked picture without me asking
My gf's reaction when I just got done cutting jalapeños and start fiddling her love cave
MRW the cops show up at my door and ask me where i was last Tuesday morning around 3 am
MRW it's 3:21 am and I got hurry up before I miss the show
"Dark and compelling"
Two years sober!
Did you think I'd forgotten about you? Perhaps you hoped I had.
MRW I move from Accepted to Liked
MRW imgur mobile says I'm submitting too quickly
Don't forget your protection this winter
Rescued kitten, Lucas Alexander.
Mrw I have a year sober today
Fuck the zero
Family Man