Eye porn

Jan 6, 2016 10:45 PM

PeskyKidsInMyOven

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This pleases me. Sudden urge to buy nice knives...

10 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

Lookin' sharp.

10 years ago | Likes 15 Dislikes 0

Kn*eye*fi porn

10 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

NEED MORE GIFS

10 years ago | Likes 4 Dislikes 0

As a Finn I love this post, I'm not sure why

10 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

I cut myself just looking at these

10 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

Check out Victorinox's Fibrox line. Inexpensive but very high quality.

10 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

Isn't porn already eye porn?

10 years ago | Likes 35 Dislikes 1

I believe eye porn would be photos of eyes... and this is knife porn.

10 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

What is the price range on these magical knives?

10 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

From $200 -> $5200, according to the website

10 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

Thank you

10 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Probably $500 and up. The damascus steel alone for a knife that size will cost around $100.

10 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

That's not as bad as I expected. Thought these would be $2k+.

10 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Some of them easily could be if they are custom work from the right maker. Hand made knives have a surprisingly large market & value.

10 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

Eye porn. Youporn. We all porn.

10 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

As someone who currently has 4 stitches from his new knife, this post scarouses me

10 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

As a chef, I have the foodliest boner.

10 years ago | Likes 27 Dislikes 1

Dito

10 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

Yus ssir

8 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

And I have a food puddle?

10 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

Sploosh!

10 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

What level do you have to be before these appear with vendors?

10 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

As a chef this is one of the sexiest things on this website

10 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

I think you need a few more pics here.

10 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

Isn't technically all porn eye porn?

10 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

Calling this eye porn makes me really nervous about OP's intentions with those knives

10 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

OP's intentions were to advertise for this knife store, notice all the pictures with the business cards and the clickbait title.

10 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Well yes, but that's not as fun a comment...

10 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

I didn't achieve a full erection until I saw that turquoise handled beauty

10 years ago | Likes 4 Dislikes 0

I cant even even afford to look at that Damascus steel.

10 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

Is that Valyrian steel?

10 years ago | Likes 27 Dislikes 1

Damascus

10 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 1

I did see one kill a night walker

10 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

Its Damascus steel. I am pretty sure it is what GRRM based Valyrian steel off of.

10 years ago | Likes 25 Dislikes 1

Acid etched steel. Damascus isn't practical. Most likely folded a bit ot made from steel wire.

10 years ago | Likes 4 Dislikes 0

What's unpractical about damascus steel?

10 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

hours put into making it I assume

10 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Either that or folded steel katanas, they have ripples too

10 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 1

Not like that. The ripples in naturally folded tamahagane is much more subtle and you only see it clearly on the temper line

10 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

"When u work as a chef but u gotta slay dragons on yo breaks. "

10 years ago | Likes 7 Dislikes 0

Being rich is not buying them, it's using them.

10 years ago | Likes 4 Dislikes 0

These are most definitely meant to be used. It'd be a damn shame not to.

10 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Not a fan of Damascus Steel, but some of those handles are sweet!

10 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

*unsheathes slowly

10 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

Knife porn*

10 years ago | Likes 307 Dislikes 2

Ooooh what's that? Oh just my $5,000,000 knife set

10 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

Or maybe something like "Cool knives" would suffice. I mean come on, we get it, you like porn and have no creativity in metaphors...

10 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 1

Thank you. Dumbass op.

10 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 1

I want that knife

10 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

Do not Google search knife porn.

10 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

Instructions unclear; Googled knife porn and discovered new fettish

10 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

Kneyefe porn.

10 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 1

Knife Party*

10 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 1

I like when I get to the bottom of a post and the top rated comment is exactly what I'm thinking

10 years ago | Likes 5 Dislikes 0

WHy does everything have to be porn? Why not just "Cool Knives"

10 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 1

Ya. Eye porn is kind of regular porn.

10 years ago | Likes 37 Dislikes 0

No, stuff like heterochromia is eye porn. Regular porn is porn porn.

10 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

You're sexually attracted to eyeballs?

10 years ago | Likes 8 Dislikes 0

rule #34

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10 years ago | Likes 12 Dislikes 0

I was looking for this in the comments somewhere

10 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Oh wow

10 years ago | Likes 6 Dislikes 0

I'm hard as damascus steel right now

10 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

Which is actually an interesting composite of reasonably soft and extreeeemely hard. Just very finely layered ;-)

10 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

I scrolled through the whole thing wow

10 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

Now, now, the Canadian government has apologized for mislabeled knife porn on several occasions.

10 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

NB: Do NOT use these on your eyes.

10 years ago | Likes 95 Dislikes 0

Instructions unclear: Cut my life into pieces.

10 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

Do you have any resorts left? Or was that your last one?

10 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

NOW? I read this now?....

10 years ago | Likes 4 Dislikes 0

But... but how?

10 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

Text to speech.... :D

10 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

What about eyeHOLES though? https://i.ytimg.com/vi/ESab_umifCU/maxresdefault.jpg

10 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

Gah! What?

10 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Rick and Morty reference, first thing that came to mind, sorry!

10 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

I really need to buy some good knives.

10 years ago | Likes 47 Dislikes 0

A knife is only as good as you sharpen it. Get a decent sharpener and a leather honing strip and worry about expensive knives later!

10 years ago | Likes 4 Dislikes 0

I have all that other stuff for my straight razor.

10 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Meh. Shitty metal wont hold an edge. These are shitty knives. I got like 10 knives and shears for $50. 1/2

10 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

Sharpening stones are better, they don't remove as much material from the blade but take a bit of practice and time.

10 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

If you don't know how to sharpen, practice on shitty knives first.

10 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

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10 years ago (deleted Apr 27, 2022 10:27 PM) | Likes 0 Dislikes 0

I know that much, but yeah, some jobs are far easier with a specific knife, and all of mine suck. Dont buy cheap shit kids.

10 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

that's been my philosophy, buy expensive once and never again, or at least a decade or so

10 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

I usually do that. Ended up needing to move in a hurry so I sold almost everything off. Bought cheap bc I needed everything. Still not there

10 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

gotcha, i def have needed to buy cheap due to needing something immediately and being broke

10 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

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10 years ago (deleted Apr 27, 2022 10:27 PM) | Likes 0 Dislikes 0

Yeah. Maybe I should try sharpening mine. I've got some good stones for my straight razor.

10 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

1) I have a 7" mid-range Zwilling and 4 $10 stainless "knives" that were in the drawer when I moved in. They will not hold an edge more than

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3) Just treat yourself. Buy one nice knife and revel in it. Make it worth the money. You know you want to ;)

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2) a few meals worth of cooking. That JA is worth it's weight in gold to me. If you use a straight razor you know the value of good steel.

10 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

Inexpensive is okay, but never cheap. There is a world of difference when it comes to knives. Mercer is a decent inexpensive brand.

10 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Im actually looking at some made by Global. They're supposed to be pretty good too.

10 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

The secret to having really good knvies. Is to make your own.

10 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Small advice... Good blades don't have to look fancy, boring mono steel can be just as good.

10 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Shitty knives work just as well as long as you have a good sharpener. I turned an old shoehorn into a knife and it was my favorite blade.

10 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Damascus gives me an election

10 years ago | Likes 6 Dislikes 0

That might be a bit too much, as nice as those are.

10 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

I politely disagree

10 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

I didnt mean that they're ugly. I mean out of my price range.

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On that case, I completely agree

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ahem.. politically*

10 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

Damn it your rabsorutely correct

10 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

If you cook at all, best investment you could make

10 years ago | Likes 10 Dislikes 0

Yes. But first I need a place to store the nice knives. At the moment the kitchen is a my mums mess. :/

10 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

My problem is my kitchen consists of a single food prep area that's maybe two foot by two foot. Makes things hard to prepare correctly

10 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

Meaning a nice house of my own would be nice.

10 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

I actually came to that conclusion after I wrote the comment. It worked out in my head as I posted.

10 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Magnetic rack on the wall. Takes no space, and it's always ready to use.

10 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

I've thought of that, but design wise it wouldn't fit.

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